Scenes We'd Like To See

[SMFoxy]

Anyone who has ever watched Mock the Week will pretty much know how this works, but for those of you who haven't, the basic idea is that you're given a topic/scenario, and have to come up with a 'scene' based on it. For those of you who haven't seen the show:

 

 

 

For the purposes of this Forum Game, I will be changing the topic once a month at the end of the month, so do keep coming back and checking for new scenarios to play around with. You can submit more than once a month.

 

August's Topic: Things not to say at NASA.

Example: "It works in Kerbal Space Program."

 

[This example, which was the inspiration for this game, is thanks to XKCD, a webcomic that I'm personally a fan of. I'd highly recommend it if you think you'd like "A webcomic of romance, sarcasm, math, and language." [The description as on the site]. I would ask that if you take a joke from somewhere, please credit it. Thank you.]

Edited June 19, 2016 by SMFoxy

[Novaer]

Now that you made the Curiosity Rover draw a cock and balls on Mars.

 

Can you draw a nice pair of tits, so I can fap to it?

[Whoreo]

"I dare you to sneak creates of chinese fireworks into the cargo hold."

[Novaer]

"Buy the rocket fuel from Russia. They call it Vodka." 

[SMFoxy]

Not that this makes a lot of sense, in the context of NASA being American, and the Prime Minister being British. However:

 

"Bloody hell, never thought I'd see a bigger dick than David Cameron."

[Novaer]

Mines got a British twist in it too. I don't think the company exists in America, I could be wrong. 

 

"The government has cut our funding. Now we're going to have to take out a Wonga loan." 

[Whoreo]

"Can we build a ship to fly certain political leaders into the sun?"

[thedude]

*CRASH* ...Soooo um, how expensive were those things you told me not to touch?

[SMFoxy]

August's Topic: Bad things to hear if you're a driving instructor.

Example: "So the brake is the one near the door, right?"

[ArdillaVerde93]

"I've been studying all night for this; I can't remember the last time I played so much Grand Theft Auto!"

[SMFoxy]

"This must be the left analogue stick, right? Where are the rest of the buttons though?"

[thedude]

"So it's ten points for a disabled person, right?"

[SMFoxy]

"Aw c'mon! He was your side! Why didn't you nail him with the door?!"

 

Under their breath. "This is why Multiplayer sucks."

 

-EDIT-

 

The topic for the next month is: Unlikely achievements in video games.

[Game and achievement description are a must, but bonus points for an achievement title and gamer score. Games can be fictional or real.]

 

My Bible Adventures

No More Nails - Use duct tape to attach Jesus to the cross.

666 Points.

Edited September 29, 2013 by SMFoxy

[Novaer]

GTA V

 

[Jakki]

South Park: the rift in space:*

Kenny doesn't die: kill Stan instead of Kenny in the big decision.

20g

*fictional

[Xander]

10G - Gave that asshole a willy windmill.

[SMFoxy]

A little late, but the new topic is: Unusual Public Holidays

Example: "Harry Potter Day: Anyone named Harry is required to wear a plant pot"

 

Sort of like St Patrick's day with green, or something like that.

Pretty weak example, but what can you do? xD

[GFCat]

Fandom day: You must wear an accessory or article of clothing in some way shape or form hinting or directly related to EVERY SINGLE ONE your fandoms ALL AT ONCE.

Edited November 11, 2013 by GFCat

[SMFoxy]

Wow, well... I certainly hope it's more popular this month...

The topic for December is: Unlikely Stocking Stuffers/Christmas Gifts

No example this month, just have at it.

 

Also, pre-empting any "I'll stuff your stocking" jokes. xD

[Xander]

DILDOS!

[GFCat]

BAD DRAGON LUBE FOR THE STOCKING AND SOME WAIFU PILLOWS FOR UNDER THE TREE. (Not necessarily meant to be used together, but do as you please, you lonely sonuvabitch ;)

[SMFoxy]

"Yo dawg, I heard you like stockings, so I stuffed your stocking with stockings."

[Whoreo]

A jack in the box style surprise involving used condoms and a hooker from Essex.

[SMFoxy]

Hey guys, sorry. I actually intended to post this yesterday, but it's a little late, obviously.

Here's the new topic for January:

 

Unlikely features to find on EcchiDreams.

Edited January 2, 2014 by SMFoxy

[Novaer]

Ah! Perfect. I can "announce" this here then.

 

[£129.99 GBP] - EcchiDreams would like to release the USB Connectable "EcchiDreams Automatic Masturbator" (EDAM). It's a flesh-light that you can upload statistics to your profile for, when you click "Like this" in a post it activates, and how much cum it "Extracts" from you is recorded and put in your profile, along with a perfect 3D representation of the measurements and girth. You can compare your scores to other members and do the two things we all love; Come to EcchiDreams and Have a Wank.

 

Everyone, not just the staff can read this information and it'll be happily shared with third parties and/or your country's spying-on-citizens program, if applicable.