Guilty or Not Guilty

[KittyB00]

Guilty and I don’t give a fuck. Pft I’ll eat my pasta how ever the fuck I want and the Italians can lick my clit. 
 

the next poster eat cereal in water cuz they be weird. 

[IsabellaRose]

Not guilty. I don't eat cereal. It just never appealed to me.

 

The next person dislikes a common food that many people eat and/or enjoy... not something divisive like olives or cilantro - but something common like... cereal.

[WritesNaughtyStories]

Not guilty. I like almost everything except goat cheese and eggplant. I keep trying, but they both keep sucking.

Next poster did not get the dopamine hit they hoped from the holidays.

[IsabellaRose]

Not really guilty? I didn't get the dopamine hit, but I also didn't expect one, so...

 

The next person is looking forward to ringing in a new year and hoping for some positive change.

[EmmaCozyPixelz]

Guilty! I am hoping some changes I did for the last few months will make next year better.

The next poster was a lazy bum today.

[KittyB00]

Pft not guilty lies cutely. I totally didn’t just ft my mom and watch anime and stuff all day

next poster thinks I’m actually not lying about the previous post. 

[Rexyon]

Guilty, but who can say. I am not in your shoes.

Next poster has spent Christmas alone against their will and feels like they missed something important.

[IsabellaRose]

Not guilty. My house was invaded by every extended family member my mother could think of to invite over My niece and nephew slept over, and this morning I'm waiting for teenage drama to unfold as my girlfriend and I sip coffee after tidying up the last of the Christmas mess.

 

The next person got what they wanted for Christmas.

[AmberBi]

Guilty:  I got the peace and quiet I wanted.  Just me, BF, dad and the critters.  (His family far away, and my family just my dad, so makes it easier to have a quiet Christmas).

The next person is returning Christmas gifts this week/weekend because they did not like the gifts.   

[WritesNaughtyStories]

We'll, fuck me. Another cross-post. To Izzy's point:

Guilty. I didn't actually want anything more than getting through it without getting angry, frustrated and annoyed. Despite a house full of people, including both my mother and mother-in-law, I did that 

To AmberBi's:

Not guilty. See above.

Next poster has big plans for New Year's Eve.

Edited December 26, 2024 by WritesNaughtyStories

[Rexyon]

Not Guilty, nothing really comes to mind, I just hope nothing crazy happens. At least the end of the year could be quiet.

Next poster has a New Years Resolution they can reasonably keep to.

[IsabellaRose]

Not guilty. I don't do New Years resolutions. I do an annual birthday retreat where I assess the last 12 month of my life, see what went wrong and what went right, and try to course correct and set goals for the coming year. So by New Years, I should already be well on my way toward what everyone else sets as new years resolutions.

 

The next person has time off from work for the holidays.

[Nate7]

Guilty, but very little time off.

The next person is going to be hungover on new years day.

[WritesNaughtyStories]

Not guilty. I quit drinking years ago.

Next poster won't wait for New Year's to get hungover.

[KittyB00]

Not guilty I don’t drink or do drugs, but I don’t have an issue if others do. Though don’t do meth or chase the dragon. Those are really really unhealthy. 
 

next poster has used tongue on their first date. 

[EmmaCozyPixelz]

Not guilty!  I think I am trying to think .. hmm yeah not guilty!

Next poster never learned to drive a car.

[KittyB00]

Not guilty. Back in my homecity you couldn’t get anywhere without a vehicle. 
 

Next poster had a tongue in their mouth on the first date. 

[WritesNaughtyStories]

Kinda depends... Does a random stranger and his girlfriend you met at a bar count? They were deciding who was the better kisser, so I offered to be the judge. I hung out with them the rest of the night. But probably guilty, I'm very affectionate and engage in risky behavior.

Next poster is uncomfortable with people they don't know.

[Rexyon]

Very Guilty, It takes time for me to warm up to people and takes certain requirements, I need an in to the conversations being had and a reasonable judge of character, I am good at the latter, but the former... I am hardly a good conversationalist in the first place, so it is hard for me to get started with new people. Autism doesn't help.

Next poster is an extrovert.

[IsabellaRose]

Not guilty, although I play one at work. I pretend really well, but all I really want is my cozy chair and a book in a quiet corner of my house by myself most of the time.

 

The next person has had a sexual fantasy about someone they know pretty well but would never tell them.

[Astera]

Guilty many times and not guilty some times. I told some and it worked out good.

The next person has a higher than average libido.

[Nate7]

Guilty, made some great connections with others on this site with the same drive.

Next person has a back log of shows they need to finish. Chop chop.

[WritesNaughtyStories]

Not guilty, but only because I haven't started them.

Next poster misses the days of watching a show with the rest of the country at a regular time slot.

Edited December 27, 2024 by WritesNaughtyStories

[IsabellaRose]

Guilty. But only because it gave me something to talk to people at work about that wasn't politics or "the weather". 

 

The next person could use a good old fashioned one night stand with a hot stranger right about now.

[Rexyon]

Guilty.

The next poster has work colleagues they can call friends and hang out outside of work with.