Guilty or Not Guilty

[IsabellaRose]

Ugh. Not Guilty, but I live in that house now. My girlfriend is to Christmas as Pixel is to Halloween. 

 

The next poster's favorite TV show ever got cancelled.

[bumpnrun]

Not guilty, I think. I've never really been a TV person.

The next person is the poster child for being a homebody.

[Roxy Love]

Not guilty!

The next poster prefers water over any other beverage!

[Pixel]

Not guilty but I drink it significantly more than any other beverage and everyone else should too. Hydrate, goddammit.

The next poster appreciates silent films

[Durendal]

Not guilty! I find myself getting too easily distracted, or even feeling uneasy when watching silent films. They're- at risk of sounding stupid- too quiet!

 

The next poster spends too much time on Youtube!

[Cute_Bro]

Oh oh too guilty; and I blame a majority of it on TerminalMontage and AEW

The next poster is subscribed to 100+ creators on YouTube

[Pixel]

Not guilty. I'm not subbed to anyone on YouTube. But I do also enjoy TerminalMontage quite a bit, and I watch his animations with my son often. DK turning the kremling inside out always gets the biggest cackle out of us.

EDIT: Actually I'm not 100% sure, I MAY have subbed to Tema's channel, that might have just been twitch tho?

The next poster still collects DVD/bluray

Edited July 28, 2023 by Pixel

[IsabellaRose]

Until last weekend, not guilty. But then we stopped into Record Archive to pick up some vinyl and there was this whole section of blu rays and inexplicably the Scott Pilgrim vs. the World steelbook! and Princess Bride 4k/Blue Ray Criterion Collection!! and some other stuff but those were the big wins. And now I'm collecting DVD/Blu-Ray again. Guilty. Sigh.

 

The next person will watch an animated movie based solely on who's doing the voices in it.

[Pixel]

I'm guilty of doing it.

I own some criterion myself. Lots of old horror, foreign and silent movies, Akira Kurosawa works, etc. Just went shopping for them last night lol 

The next poster uses their turn signal properly like a fucking human being 

[IsabellaRose]

Guilty and proud. THERE ARE RULES OF THE ROAD PEOPLE. 

(Akira Kurosawa's Dreams 4k Ultra/Blu-ray Criterion collection releases in 11 days. Not that I pre-ordered it online yesterday or anything.)

The next person has a happy love life

[Cute_Bro]

Looks back at being broken up cause friend got into first GF's head, then 2nd GF said she was gonna meet another guy and got knocked up on the same day.

...Yeah I think it's not guilty...

Next poster is guilty of having better luck in love than I?

[Pixel]

I'm almost positively not guilty. Too many too long stories. Done with that .

The next poster unironically likes the taste of grass

[t1138ark]

Not guilty. Canadian geese migrate through my hometown, there's no way I'm even touching grass I don't have to.

The next poster suffered an injury and they still don't understand how it happened.

[Pixel]

Guilty, a really nasty burn on my arm.

The next poster has worked a black Friday in a retail establishment 

[IsabellaRose]

Not guilty. I never worked retail. Food service.

 

The next poster has a dish/meal they make very well.

[Reasoned]

Guilty. I'm an expert at gulash, and the likes. I can make sauces very well too. 


The next poster is guilty of usually getting more food than what they are actually capable of eating. 

[Pixel]

Constantly guilty as charged. I love to eat, I have a pretty high metabolism so I burn through things relatively fast, sometimes I can eat my weight in something and other times I'll feel really hungry but not eat as much as I feel like I could have.

The next poster always trickles their fingers along chainlink fences when they pass them 

[IsabellaRose]

Not guilty. I've done it, but not always, and not a lot lately. There are literally NO chain link fences anywhere in my new neighborhood, which is really freaking me out after having lived in the city (aka: fence/gate/bars on windows/rolldown cage door central). 

 

The next poster has a fetish for a certain style/type of clothing on those they find attractive.

[Pixel]

Guilty and I won't elaborate.

The next poster says "small, medium or large" at coffee shops instead of "grande" and whatever the shit cause you can't remember what they want you to call them 

[IsabellaRose]

Guilty. So guilty. I often just say, "your biggest coffee" which earns "you mean grande/supremo/groß/super-sized" or whatever, to which I reply, "Is that your biggest one?" and when they say yes, then I reply, "then yes, that one. Your biggest one."

 

The next poster can't get to sleep, either.

[bumpnrun]

Not guilty. Getting to sleep isn't the problem, staying asleep is. Four hours seems to be it no matter how tired I am. 

The next poster is a car wash junkie. One speck of bird dodo and the car gets a bath.

[Pixel]

Not guilty. I'm long overdue. Need to clean that back window to put my annual horror stickers on.

The next poster prefers colored game controllers over the ones that come with the console

[bumpnrun]

Not guilty. I understand the question just well enough to be sure of my innocence.

The next poster has checked under the bed and in the closet after a bad dream.

[Gangsta Moll Deactivated]

Guilty, but only in hoping...

The next poster would love a monster under their bed.

[bumpnrun]

Not guilty...now maybe if it were a monsterette???

The next poster has engaged in a food fight.