Conditional Power

[Pixel]

Granted but only for one second, then they fade out of existence again

The power to wring wet clothes perfectly dry with your hands

[MynameisAlly]

Granted, though your hands grow twice their original size to compensate for the strength. 
 

   You have the power of putting other people’s body parts to sleep. (Sounds like bad phrasing.) 

[SMFoxy]

Granted, but you get pins and needles in your own body everywhere but where you put to sleep in someone else.

The ability to use any power you could think of.

[Pixel]

Granted but they all have bizarre conditions determined by strangers on the internet.

The power to control weather 

[Jae]

Granted, but it has a 50% chance of doing the opposite of whats intended.

The power to not gain weight from eating

[Pixel]

Granted but you can't eat anything you actually like

The power to snap your fingers and cure any ailment in another living creature 

[Cute_Bro]

Unfortunately, that ailment is then transferred to you.

The power to become the Chrimbo Crusher himself, Jolly ol' Saint Nick

[Pixel]

Ah, the ol Dorian gray painting treatment 

Granted but you only become him during his Kringlesleep between Christmases. Enjoy Hibernation. I'm actually jealous.

The power to eat all the Christmas cookies you want without a stomach ache 

 

[Jae]

Granted, but your teeth will worsen significantly more if you eat them.

The power to spawn a clone of yourself

 

[Pixel]

Granted but it constantly tries to kill you and take your place.

The power to always know where your keys are

[Cute_Bro]

Unfortunately they are never the keys that you need at that time (i.e., you're searching for your car keys, but you only know where your house keys are)

The power to revive the dead

[Pixel]

Granted, but only their body. Their mind is still gone.

The power to make any game software work on any game system 

[Cute_Bro]

Unfortunately, the game would always be treated as pirated, so the anti-piracy system of that game will always be active.

The power to turn any plant into metal, and vice-versa.

[Pixel]

Granted but the metal reflects light directly into your eyes regardless of your position in it's line of sight to you.

The power to actually get a good night's rest every night

[Cute_Bro]

Unfortunately, this forces you to sleep 8h a day every day and an hour nap as well, regardless of time, because good rest is healthy :3

The ability to cook merely using your mind.

[Pixel]

That isn't much of an unfortunate situation to me lmfao.

Granted! BUT. Everything ends up burnt.

Being able to perfectly peel a banana every time 

[Jae]

Granted!! But you slip on one for every peel that you peel.

The power to win any arguement about food.

 

[Cute_Bro]

Unfortunately you can only win arguments about food you don't like.

The power to read any text by simply touching its title

[Dirtydan]

That's a great power unfortunately you are blind.

You have the power hear and speak to plants.

[Buio Banned]

The downside is you can only talk to them on the time scale of plants, and lacking a brain they rarely have anything interesting to say.

The power to get rid of your depression by instantaneously putting it in someone else's mind

[Cute_Bro]

Unfortunately...ummm...well the downside is in the power, you just put depression in someone else's mind...

The power to inject adrenaline into any person, including yourself

[MynameisAlly]

 Granted, unfortunately the amount of adrenaline is always the lethal amount for the specific person.

The power to summon Tinky-Winky, Po, Laa-Laa, and Dipsy to fight for me.

[Pixel]

Granted but they never shut the fuck up

The power to insert yourself into any book you're reading, page master style

[Starcry]

Granted but they always have a deus ex machina in them. (Regardless of theme)

The power speak with animals. 

[Pixel]

Granted but all they do is insult your mom.

The power to tie shoes just by looking at them