Corrupted Dreams~

[Gangsta Moll Deactivated]

granted but you're William Kidd

I wish to be a sex goddess

[TaleTale]

Granted, but the only position for sex will be missionary. Always missionary.

 

I wish to become the fastest runner alive.

[Gangsta Moll Deactivated]

granted but you can't stop

I wish to always be demure and respectable

[IsabellaRose]

granted, people see you as demure and respect the amount of degradation you can accept in the sex dungeon

I wish to be normal

[Gangsta Moll Deactivated]

Granted: but yes, you're just stuck being normal.

I wish for world peace and to win the beauty contest

[KanTheKnight]

Granted, the world is in peace but the beauty contest is a pity show. You still win it though and get..Just a book from it, and a 5$ makeup palette. That's all. 

I wish to be able to speak to animals 

[IsabellaRose]

granted, you can speak to them all you want, but they don't understand you nor do you understand them

 

I wish for a new car

[Gangsta Moll Deactivated]

Granted but it has no back seat

[IsabellaRose]

@Sarah_1964 ...what do you wish for?

[Gangsta Moll Deactivated]

On 01/10/2021 at 23:31, IsabellaRose said:

@Sarah_1964 ...what do you wish for?

I wish for the ability to read and follow the rules of the game

[MsCassy Deactivated]

Granted but you won't be able to read or follow any other rules~

I wish I had cute little neko ears~

[Chuck89 Deactivated]

 

6 hours ago, MsCassy said:

Granted but you won't be able to read or follow any other rules~

I wish I had cute little neko ears~

Granted, but they're cheap dollar store costume ears.

 

I wish to win the lottery!

[MsCassy Deactivated]

Granted, but you'll only win $5.

I wish I could dance like a k-pop star~

[Cute_Bro]

Unfortunately, you piss yourself on stage whenever you do.

A simple one, I wish to be able to move forwards in time by any amount immediately

Edited January 11, 2023 by Cute_Bro

[IsabellaRose]

unfortunately, everyone else moves forward by the same amount at the same time

I wish I were less tired.

[Nafarman]

Granted, but now nothing can kill your boredom

I wish I could breathe underwater

[MsCassy Deactivated]

Granted, but you will be forever be gasping for air on land.

I wish I could clean my apartment with one snap

[Nafarman]

Granted, but the trash rubs up on all of your clothes

I wish I could paint like Bob Ross

[MsCassy Deactivated]

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Granted, but the trash rubs up on all of your clothes

Damn that's pretty shittty

Granted, but everyone will hate your art and burn it in the streets

I wish I had Gordon Ramsey as my personal chef on call

[Nafarman]

2 minutes ago, MsCassy said:

Granted, but everyone will hate your art and burn it in the streets

And you say I was shitty xD

Granted, but he never insults you, or get angry with you when you mess up

I wish I could sleep for an eternity

[MsCassy Deactivated]

Granted, but you are stuck doing it with me

I wish I could dream for an eternity

[Nafarman]

4 minutes ago, MsCassy said:

Granted, but you are stuck doing it with me

You are supposed to corrupt the dream, not make it pleasant xD

Granted but it's an endless wet dream. You can only edge and never cum.

I wish I was more social

[MsCassy Deactivated]

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You are supposed to corrupt the dream, not make it pleasant xD

Granted but it's an endless wet dream. You can only edge and never cum.

I can't help it when it involves you And that is like the ultimate form of cruelty~

Granted, but you are only social with people who are deaf

I wish I could have the greatest wardrobe ever

[Nafarman]

28 minutes ago, MsCassy said:

Granted, but you are only social with people who are deaf

Ha! Jokes on you, I know sign language! xD

Granted, but it comes with an endless pest problem

I wish I could find the fountain of ever youth.

[MsCassy Deactivated]

Granted, but you will have a baby penis for the rest of your existence~

I wish I could own a private island to escape to