They Said What!? (NSFW)

[Lollipop]

They Said What!? is a game where you post quotes from hentai or porn that you find sexy, absurd, or funny. You can even make up your own if you wish. It's not like I'm gonna be asking you to be citing sources. Lol. Though you can if you want.

I will be Scoring this game, so your post will award you points. You probably won't be awarded many points for post that just down right disgusting. I can't think of any examples for that, but I'm just putting that out there cause I know some people like to see how far they can push things. I hoping for these post to be mainly sexy or funny, so try to keep that in mind. Or just post and see how many points you get and use that as a gauge. 

You post can be typed, or images of the quote.

Examples:

"HAAAH! There's so much precum Inside me!!!"

Or

I really hope you guys enjoy this game. I can't promise there will be a winner unless one of the admins wanna do something if this gets popular. But at the very least I hope you guys have fun with this!

[Lollipop]

Scoreboard

@JennyDK 115 Points

@Buio 92 Points

@Tsuki 39 Points

@aLittleCrow 35 Points

@Adverse 24 Points

 

[JennyDK]

[Lollipop]

@JennyDK

7 Points. Lol

[JennyDK]

Haha, thanks ^^ not sure how "much" that is though From 1 to 10?

[Lollipop]

@JennyDK Yea I'm thinking I'm gonna stick to a 1-10 scale. Yours was the first so I'm gonna see how that goes. But I think the 1-10 scale will be it. If it goes over it won't be by much and I would have go find the post majorly funnier than your current one, and i found that pretty damn funny. Lol

[JennyDK]

Mango sure is classy xD

[Buio Banned]

[Lollipop]

@Buio

Lol

6 Points

[Buio Banned]

the classics

[Buio Banned]

two more for the road

[JennyDK]

As promised from my last status:

Kisses her gently

There you go @WritesNaughtyStories

[JennyDK]

[Lollipop]

@Buio

9 Points, 5 Points, 4 Points, 7 Points

@JennyDK 9 Points, 8 Points

[JennyDK]

I posted two, dearest

[aLittleCrow]

To be honest, the entire Full Metal Hamet is a great comedy, but the front page shows just how ridiculous it is.

[JennyDK]

[aLittleCrow]

Another comedy that I had come up while exploring the web, this time from Sonoda Vibration:

[JennyDK]

[Lollipop]

@JennyDK 7 Points, 10 Points

@aLittleCrow 9 Points, 8 Points

[JennyDK]

[Lollipop]

@JennyDK 7 Points.

 Know that feel.

[aLittleCrow]

Phases of cheating from NTR days

 

1. Trying to 'prevent' it;

2. Trying to ignore it;

3. Realizing your fetish;

4. Becoming a horny cash cow.

[JennyDK]

[Adverse Deactivated]

There was this really fucked up one I found when exploring hentai for really the first time, and I think a while back i made a status about how I just can't with hentai, because the dialogue is just too fucking funny.

This one was dubbed (dubbed hentai is better than actual comedies), and a bunch of dudes were banging two mind broken chicks and this one guy is like "My cock is feeling your UVULA.", the way he said it made me laugh so fucking hard, until another guy said "It feels so good I'M GONNA SHIT MY PANTS!" while he was titfucking one of the girls with his ass in her face. He did not shit, thankfully. Nor was he wearing pants.

I came to find out that this was the dialogue in the subbed version too, because I just had to be sure, and I can't remember the name of it but oh my fucking god hentai is the funniest shit on Earth.