In a Parallel Universe...

[DragonneRPG Deactivated]

In a parallel universe, your clan is a bunch of public nudists and also you are dry.

I'm making ramen for dinner.

[The Great Excalibur]

In a parallel universe you are making Jizz Pasta. 

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I am drinking Coca Cola while watching YouTube~

[KanTheKnight]

In a parallel universe, that coca-cola is sponsored by fucking Danzo and the Konoha pillars, so I come in and in a flash of lightning cut that disgusting soda off, and take one out with MUCH better flavoring, MUCH more sugar and much more addicting than Konoha's STUPID soda. Enjoy. 

I am resting under a tree under the moonlight before I set off tomorrow on my journey again

[IsabellaRose]

In a parallel universe, a tree has stopped moving on its journey long enough to provide you shade from the scorching moonlight.

 

I'm laying in bed, trying to decide between getting up and getting things done and masturbating again.

[TaleTale]

In a parallel universe, you decided getting up was too much of a hassle and just live on a mobile bed and comfortably go everywhere while lying on the moving bed. You also masturbate discreetly now and then under the covers.

I'm at a store, trying to figure out which bed would be the best purchase and asking the woman working at the store to pitch each bed to me.

[IsabellaRose]

In a parallel universe, beds are wandering through a "sleeper" store getting pitched on why they should chose you to sleep on them by a salesmattress.

 

I'm sneezing non-stop after mowing my lawn.