It's time we broke up... With the last poster.

[Novaer]

This game is a little out there, decided to try something new. Instead of finding the last poster in your room. It's not you; it's me. So now it's time to break up with the above poster. You don't necessarily have to be in a real relationship or factual with that person but this game aims to make you think and be creative. Think of it as an excuse book, that I hope will never be used in a real life scenario. 

 

Rules of the game:

1. Play fairly (no "Below the belt" potshots.)
2. You must provide a reason (obviously)
3. Be creative. 

For example; using me as an example posting about me. 

 

It's both of us. We're just not compatible with each other in an emotional, relationship level, don't be upset though. We'll bang, okay? 

[Starcry]

I am sorry but I cannot just be a bang partner any more. I just can't keep up with the cost of supplying the demanding amount of sausages every time we do the bangers and mash nights and I am getting tired of the taste of eating so many sausages. :( 

[DraGonIZeD~GloRY]

I'm sorry.. Actually I'm not. This is over. When you die on Monster Hunter you throw my psp, when you get scared when you play amnesia you randomly start slapping people. Its getting out of hand. But I'd like to give you this -hands envelope- inside is the internet bill and a condom. Please don't reproduce. XD

[Novaer]

You just want me to be something I'm not, I don't think it's a good idea for either of us to keep doing this anymore. It's not fair on either of us. :(

[Whoreo]

you're in a position of power over me, so like. that's not consent. so like. we're so totally done like~ "dats the end of dat."

[Novaer]

Right... LOL 

 

It's you. Definitely you. 

[Whoreo]

your too good in bed, I can't think straight for days on end, and I can't walk straight for weeks after.
 p.s. can we have break up smex? XD

[SMFoxy]

"Forty-two head-voices can't be wrong..."

[Whoreo]

I've been cheating on you... in fact I've done about six thousand videos on xnxx of all my sexploits.

[Jordii~kins]

I'm breaking up with you because you keep eating all of my chocolate cake! i want my cake dammit!

[ArdillaVerde93]

I don't know where you are half of the time. You can't just keep leaving me here alone! I get scared when you're not here.

[SMFoxy]

I've been cheating on you... in fact I've done about six thousand videos on xnxx of all my sexploits.

I wish I'd been in time to respond to this one. It would have been "You refuse to link me the videos". xD
Anyway...

I need my own space you clingy bitch.

[Whoreo]

I'm breaking up with you because you keep eating all of my chocolate cake! i want my cake dammit!

baby I can change! XD how about... I nip to Tescos and buy a cake or two and we eat and fuck at the same time? make up cake sex?

I don't know where you are half of the time. You can't just keep leaving me here alone! I get scared when you're not here.

you're addicted to air! look, mate. I can't do it anymore. I'm sorry. you need help for your air addiction.

[Jordii~kins]

baby I can change! XD how about... I nip to Tescos and buy a cake or two and we eat and fuck at the same time? make up cake sex?

deal!

we're breaking up because you're so damn sexy I can't think straight <3

[Whoreo]

now we're breaking up cuz I can't get you outta my head~

[Novaer]

You're not right for me man... I have this thing for people who do stuff and other things and you don't meet my rather high expectations.

[Whoreo]

you're drop dead cynical... I thought I'd find that attractive, but now it's depressing as fuck.

[SMFoxy]

It's not you, it's me... I'm straight. I'm sorry you had to find out this way. xD

Edited August 14, 2016 by SMFoxy

[Whoreo]

"3/10: too much straight" - IGN

Edited August 14, 2016 by Whoreo

[SMFoxy]

I just can't deal with your shitposting. xD

[Whoreo]

Well, I can't deal with your shillin' m8. so we're here now. >=[

XD

[Jordii~kins]

i'm breaking up with you because i can't handle you calling me at 4 in the fucking morning! ~<3

[Whoreo]

03:45hrs actually <3 Thats cool tho babes.......I'm breakin' up with you too for not being able to read a clock lol

[Jordii~kins]

cunt! lololololol well i'm breaking up with you because your shoes make this very slight squeaky sound whenever you walk on hard floors. squeak!

[SMFoxy]

"What do you mean traps are gay? You and I are through!"