Guilty or Not Guilty

[Pixel]

You weenie.

Guilty. I will not elaborate.

The next poster prefers coke over pepsi

[Chuck89]

Not guilty. I'm a Mountain Dew guy.

 

Next poster likes to sleep naked

[Pixel]

Not guilty. My house is clean but during the summer here palmettos like to get into houses and I'm not about anything crawling on my junk when I'm sleeping. No spank you.

The next poster doesn't forget to floss

[adonia]

1 hour ago, Pixel said:

The next poster doesn't forget to floss

Guilty but I forget to buy stick floss every time I'm running low. Lmao. 

The next poster doesn't check expiration date while doing groceries.

[Chuck89]

Kind of guilty? It's happened.

 

Next poster spends too much time on tiktok?

[Never Shore]

Not guilty. Not guilty at all I don't even have TikTok, but I do get the TikTok add six bajillion times a day on YouTube.

Next user says 'vagina' when they should have said 'vulva'.

Edited July 3, 2023 by Never Shore
Post was "merged"

[adonia]

56 minutes ago, Never Shore said:

Next user says 'vagina' when they should have said 'vulva'.

Not guilty. I usually say pussy 

The next poster uses the word 'phallus' for penis. 

[Pixel]

Not guilty but I'm gonna start

The next poster can go through a whole bag of chips in one sitting 

[Reasoned]

Guilty of devouring several family sized bags in one sitting yes. In my defense they taste good and it was movie night. 

 

The next poster is guilty of knowing how to solve a problem in his area, (living, work, etc) that they could solve but they just don’t. 

[IsabellaRose]

Not guilty. Boy, I sure wish I were, though.

 

The next person is guilty of having been arrested.

[Chuck89]

Not guilty.

 

The next poster has committed a crime and got away with it

[IsabellaRose]

Not knowingly, so I'm going to say not guilty. But there are some weird laws out there, so who knows?

 

The next person walked in on someone naked they were not supposed to see naked.

[Chuck89]

I once walked in on my mom with a shirt or bra, so guilty? 

 

The next poster has committed a crime knowingly 

[Pixel]

Guilty but nothing heinous.

The next poster likes to swallow nerds (the candy, goddammit) whole instead of chewing them.

[bumpnrun]

Not guilty...I'm not much of a candy eater.

The next person routinely goes out to clubs without wearing underwear.

[Chuck89]

Not guilty.

 

The next poster likes to sleep with socks on

[Pixel]

Not guilty. Hell no, I like me feet to be free. Plus I'll overheat easy at night.

The next poster has had marathon gaming sessions 

[Reasoned]

Guilty af. Back in highschool summer was basically one long gaming session with my cousins. 
 

The next person is prefers dark sinned sex partners above other skin types. 

[IsabellaRose]

Not guilty. I'm an equal opportunity sexual partner. 

 

The next person loves spicy food!

[adonia]

14 minutes ago, IsabellaRose said:

The next person loves spicy food!

Not Guilty. I can't stand them. I drink water every bite. 

The next poster likes pizza with overloaded toppings!

[Pixel]

Guilty. Any pizza. All the pizza. The Alka seltzer special thin crust at charlie and Millie's is just

The next poster has tried anchovies on their pizza

[IsabellaRose]

Guilty. My uncle only ever ordered it that way: anchovies, capers, olives, red onions... something else. It was yuck.

 

The next person drinks more soda than water.

[Pixel]

Not guilty. Everyone knows I'm the hydration authority of ED.

The next person unironically enjoys unsweet tea

[IsabellaRose]

Guilty. I don't do sugar in my beverages. (My girlfriend says it's because I'm naturally sweet, but we all know that's just something she has to say lol)

 

The next person eats buttholes.

[Pixel]

Not only am I guilty, I would go to prison for life. I do sugar in my buttholes. Those who know my appreciation for situations requiring medication in the form of hydration can tell you that too.

The next poster prefers maple to pumpkin spice as the flavor for Fall

(I wish there was an angry react for that, that was bait )

Edited July 3, 2023 by Pixel