Guilty or Not Guilty

[Calphur]

Guilty, but sadly rope or belts just do it better. I can say though, if you're looking for guarantees, handcuffs are probably the way to go. 

Next person doesn't drink a lot of water in a day. This is your daily hydration reminder by proxy, too. Drink up!

[Silver117]

Not guilty, gotta stay hydrated. 

Next person had a sports drink today.

Edited November 12, 2024 by Silver117

[KittyB00]

Not guilty. I’m a good girl . 
 

next poster needs to pet every animal they see if they can. 

[Silver117]

Guilty, as long as they don't bite.

Next person is ready for Thanksgiving. 

[Calphur]

Not guilty, what the hell is giving a thanks about. It is a joke, alas- european ignorance is bliss.

Next person is a criminal trying to unfreeze Mariah Carey and all of the Christmas playlists/decor with her. Cease immediately if so, or else. 

[KittyB00]

Not guilty. I don’t even know who Mariah Carey even is.

next poster probably already planning on putting up Christmas stuff before thanksgiving. 

[WritesNaughtyStories]

Not fucking guilty. Ever. I'd rather wait for solstice but no one gives a shit what I want.

Next poster wonders why the fuck they even observe Christian holidays.

Edited November 12, 2024 by WritesNaughtyStories
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[Rexyon]

Guilty. I still partake but there isn't really much meaning left.

The next poster cares about people's star signs

[Calphur]

Not guilty. I think star signs is zodiacs? That stuff flies right over my little pea brain.

The next poster definitely likes tea over coffee.

[KittyB00]

Not guilty. Definitely like coffee over tea. 
 

Next poster would like to explore the stars. 
 

 

[WritesNaughtyStories]

Guilty. Guilty. Guilty. Ever since I was little. The Saturn program, Star Trek, Space 1999, UFO - space has fascinated me my entire life.

Next poster wants to study martial arts of some kind by has never actually done it.

[KittyB00]

Not guilty. I go to the range every Friday. . 
 

next poster calls the dragons in Skyrim Wyvern cuz they’re stupid and cant help but put our terminology onto fantasy worlds. Bottom line if the lore calls them dragons they’re dragons no ifs or buts

Edited November 13, 2024 by KittyB00

[Rexyon]

Guilty. Elder Scrolls lore has basically gone into the can at this point so I have as much respect for it as Bethesda does. Goes with all their projects at this point.

The next poster has a fursona.

[KittyB00]

Not guilty. Cuz I don’t even know what a fursona is. 
 

next poster been to college. 

[WritesNaughtyStories]

Guilty. Four separate times. Just one degree though.

Next poster is, or was, a good student.

[Calphur]

Guilty, although I am definitely cheating by virtue of this being my second crack at a degree, except I actually like this one and actively chose it lol.

Next person actively enjoys household chores!

[Chiaki]

Not Guilty, i hate those!

 

Next Person likes pinapple on pizza

[Reasoned]

Perhaps guilty. I have eaten exactly one pizza in my life that tasted good with pineapple. All the rest were ass. 

The next person thinks pizza is overrated, and should be substituted by (name of underrated food)

[Starcry]

Not guilty. I looooove pizza!

 

The next person pees in the shower.

[Calphur]

I'm not saying guilty but I am saying if I'm washing all of me, I might as well save myself a minute or two of toilet time aight

The next person has gone on a date in the last week!

[Reasoned]

Guilty. It was today. 
 

The next person banged someone this week. 

[Starcry]

Yup I did! My partner.

 

The next person hasn't done their Xmas shopping yet.

[KittyB00]

Not guilty cuz I’m not a degen x mas nerd. I’ll wait till December 1st. 
 

next poster like anal, but afraid to admit it. 

[Rexyon]

Er... Hmm, how to respond to this one, if we go by now, Not guilty. Anal is a tricky subject, sometimes I like giving, rarely, I don't mind taking, most times I want neither. Really annoying.

Next poster masturbated this week.

[Calphur]

Guilty.

...

What, do I look like a saint? After the last post??? I'm only human after all 

 

Next poster is planning on going somewhere for christmas vacation, I've sniffed you out you already.