Guilty or Not Guilty

[Pixel]

Not guilty. I love chicken. Protein me up, fowl fucks.

The next poster roasts their marshmallows to be a perfect golden brown instead of catching them on fire and eating ash

[KittyB00]

Guilty. If it’s burnt you can fuck off. 
 

next poster eats burnt marshmallows and say “it’s gooey and tastes good.” To cope with their poor cooking skills. 

[WritesNaughtyStories]

Not guilty. Also a masterful, patient TOASTER.

Next poster has a piercing you have to be intimate with them to see.

[Pixel]

Not guilty. I don't care what people do but I personally do not "get" piercings. 

The next poster can stand on their hands. And I mean actually stand, not just put their hands on the ground and jump for a second.

[KittyB00]

Guilty. 
 

next poster wear sweatpants cuz they drop like that. 

[Rexyon]

Er, I mean I wear them, so guilty but not guilty because I wear them since they are comfortable... I am confused.

The next poster has used an answer in this thread to approach someone for RP with the inspiration.

[WritesNaughtyStories]

If I'm guilty, I don't recall, but I don't think so. Not guilty.

The next poster has had sex with a stranger and never told the story.

[Pixel]

Not guilty. I'll curse my standards for that I suppose. I have woken up with strangers before though.

The next poster dissociates in the shower.

[Nate7]

Not guilty. Been to a con just not in a cosplay, would totally though.

Next person has a good collection of anime/ game figures.

[Rexyon]

I'll answer the one above this one too.

Guilty, showers are a time to let me think, sometimes goes a bit too far, doesn't happen often though.

Not Guilty, I own like 2 figures and both were gifts, I don't make a habit of collecting them, I have a few Pokémon plushies though.

Next poster has a collection of VHS tapes they can't play anymore because lack of hardware.

[WritesNaughtyStories]

Not guilty, but only because I still have a VHS player/TV combo in the closet. Tapes are on a bookshelf though.

Next poster smokes cigars.

[Calphur]

Not guilty in a lifetime. As hard as smoking cigars looks like it'd go, I like my lungs in the form of a non-greenhouse, thank you! No smoking anything here to be found, sirre.

Next poster is a frequent drinker, while we're on the topic of dubious habits!

[Rexyon]

Not Guilty, I drink with friends sometimes but It's usually only about once a month maybe, sometimes even 2-3 months can go by without alcohol touching my lips.

Next poster vapes

[Nate7]

Not guilty, never really appealed to me, but gotta say some smell good.

Next poster is a 420 fan.

[KittyB00]

Not guilty. Only cuz I don’t use it, but I don’t have any issues with people who do. 
 

next poster watches to much anime. 

[Nate7]

Guilty, I will also die on the hill that is: Gundam requiem for vengeance is really good.

Next person will go out of their way for a good piece of cheese cake 

[KittyB00]

Not guilty. Cheesecake is good, but I would throw hands for my moms pineapple coconut flakes pie. 
 

next poster likes pies more than cake. 

[Calphur]

Very funny, but I actually never ate cake until I was 15. I don't know why, I guess my parents just kinda made me think it wouldn't taste good? And it does, which is cool... but literally any pie though.

Next poster is a tea enjoyer, yes I'm sticking to drinking habits, alcohol and not.

[Rexyon]

Guilty, I am british, it is mandated by law (It is not)

Next poster is proud of their body

[Nate7]

Guilty, don't hit the gym twice a day anymore, but I think everyone should love their body and mind no matter where they are in life fr.

Next person practices good mental health.

[WritesNaughtyStories]

Guilty-ish. I'm in a pretty good place, have been for a while and I am aware of, and appreciate, it. I am not without freak outs, unnecessary fits of anger or passive aggressive muttering.

Next poster has used an energy drink to make a cocktail.

[Nate7]

Not guilty, but now I want to. Think of all the thinks you could make with all the different red bull flavors...

Next person sacrifices sleep to enjoy their hobbies.

[WritesNaughtyStories]

Guilty, but only if by "hobby" you mean doom scrolling and popping out with shitty mobile games so I feel like I do something fun.

Next poster plays a mobile game that is genuinely satisfying.

[Huginn Blue]

Not guilty. Only mobile game I play is Sudoku, or Duolingo to learn German if you can consider “gamification learning” a game. 
 

Next poster is studying investments or personal development to improve their lives. 

[Reasoned]

Guilty. I love that. 
 

The next poster has already managed to clime out of deep shit before and things go well for them right now