Guilty or Not Guilty

[IsabellaRose]

Unpublished and hidden away from prying eyes? Guilty... several times over. Published or read by others? Not Guilty.

 

The next person wishes they had someone other than their own hand to touch them right about now.

[WritesNaughtyStories]

Guilty. Sitting alone in the shop accompanied by only Rob Halford's recorded voice and a cup of tea, a hand would be appreciated, if a bit awkward.

Next poster misses work from home.

[WickedCadrach]

Guilty. I'm lucky enough to work from home anyway, but I feel bad for my friends that have had to put up with senseless back-to-office stuff. 

Next person has a costume in their closet.

[IsabellaRose]

Oh damn... called out. Guilty. A room devoted to crafting and costuming, even, with a whole closet full of costumes in garment bags, and big bins full of bagged and labeled accessories. Wigs. Shoes. Costume makeup. Fake teeth, contacts, eyelashes... I might go overboard when I get into something.

 

The next person knows how to sew their own clothes.

[WritesNaughtyStories]

Not guilty. I can hand sew quite well but I don't know how to use a sewing machine or size a pattern.

Next poster has had stitches in the last 5 years.

[IsabellaRose]

If surgery stitches count, then guilty. 

 

The next person loves the smell of leather.

[WritesNaughtyStories]

Not guilty? I am certainly aware of the smell of leather when I am wearing it, or someone close to me is, but love it? Nah. I don't have the London Leather Boy relationship with it.

Next poster burns real candles for ambiance and doesn't buy scented ones 

[WickedCadrach]

Not Guilty. Candles are nice from time to time, but aesthetically I prefer incense and natural light (or lack thereof). 

Left on their own, the next person prefers to be nude over any sort of outfit. 

[IsabellaRose]

Not guilty. There are definitely naked times, but I cannot get over the comfy of something big and fleecy on a cold day, or the feeling of silk or satin on my skin. 

 

The next person prefers to be barefoot more often than not.

[WickedCadrach]

Guilty! Yes. 10/10. Take your foot-prisons back to whatever strap-and-lace-bound hell they came from. Grass and moss and carpet, tile and warm stone—I want to feel all of it. 

The next person is fond of hats, or at least one particular hat. 

[WritesNaughtyStories]

Not guilty. Was never my thing.

Next poster has more than one pair of Western style boots.

[IsabellaRose]

Is someone feeding you these questions? GUILTY. Footwear is a guilty pleasure of mine. More the owning and showing off than the wearing regularly, but I'm inclined to leave my feet trapped in WC's "strap-and-lace-bound hell" than to walk about barefoot. Two of them are for costumes, so that doesn't count, right? But there are more just for wearing out. See, there was this line dancing trend, and denim mini skirts with cowboy boots were all the rage. I'm not proud of my decisions, but I own them. However, we shall not discuss fringe. 

 

The next person loves beanbag chairs.

[WritesNaughtyStories]

Not actually guilty, but very close. The papasan chair, however... I loved them in the 80's and love them now.

Next person had to Google papasan chair.

[IsabellaRose]

Not guilty. I have one on my deck and it's where I live in the summer. I've always loved those. My mom went through this phase where she replaced our couch with a futon and loveseat and chairs with matching giant papasan chairs. I used to angle them flat and sit in them surrounded by pillows and blankets like it was a bird nest.

 

The next person shaves their private area.

[WickedCadrach]

Same. It is the perfect chair to curl up in. 

Not guilty. Have done waxing and shaving at various times, and at this point, I'm over it all. Just wash yourself and keep clean. 

The next person has a tattoo they regret. 

[IsabellaRose]

Not guilty. I almost regret not getting a tattoo, but I think my unmarred skin is preferable, even with the scars.

 

The next person has removed a piercing and let it close up.

[WritesNaughtyStories]

Guilty. Two of my three ear piercings have healed over,but the one I did first, just jamming a starter stud through it is still open.

Next poster likes buying jewelry for other people, but wears very little.

[AmberBi]

Not guilty.  Not a jewelry kind of girl, and not really into buying anything like that for others. 

The next poster is just happy the weekend is here and happy to start working in the garden and get their hands dirty. 

[WritesNaughtyStories]

Not guilty, but only because a large portion of my weekend is committed to BS I don't want to do.

Next poster plants a flowers but doesn't bother with vegetables.

[Rexyon]

Not Guilty, I have planted trees though.

Next poster wishes they could always have someone to talk to when something is weighing them down.

[WritesNaughtyStories]

Guilty, though I feel like I do have people I can go to - which I am immensely thankful for.

Next poster needs more solitude.

[Rexyon]

Guilty, easier said than done.

Next poster is an extrovert.

[IsabellaRose]

Not even remotely guilty, at least not in real life. I'm an online-only exclusive extrovert. 

 

The next person has had a bone broken at least once.

[WritesNaughtyStories]

Guilty. Several times.

Next poster loves olives. Pimento, garlic, whatever.

[Jae]

Not guilty!! I hate garlic and olives.

Next poster has had the same meal twice in a day.