Guilty or Not Guilty

[Minorikawa]

Guilty, unfortunately...

The next poster has story cravings that change more frequently than their mood.

[Gidgy]

Guilty, cause you don't know who I ams. And you don't know what I wants. I might need to be taken ransom. I might not have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a short time. Skills that make me a pleasure for people like you. You won't want this to be the end of it. You will look for me. You will pursue me. And you will want me.

The next poster has considered sliding into my DMs.

[Minorikawa]

Guilty.

The next poster hasn't used a slip and slide in years and would like to do it again.

[IsabellaRose]

Not guilty. I haven't used one in years, but I'm pretty sure I'd hurt myself if I tried today, so I'm willing to let it remain in the past.

 

The next poster is also trying to empty a bottle of wine by themselves.

[Raelyn]

Not a bottle of wine, but a box of wine. I’m currently still working on it by myself.  

The next poster is afraid to reveal their darkest fantasies to their significant other (if they have a significant other).

[IsabellaRose]

Not Guilty. We had some quite serious talks about what we really want while we were deciding if we might actually be compatible. I was certain my fantasies and dark secrets would push her away, but instead we ended up finding more in common.

 

The next person is ready for the upcoming holiday season!

[Minorikawa]

Not guilty, but the reasons why are depressing.

The next person is more focused on making plans for New Years Eve.

[IsabellaRose]

Not guilty. I wish I was, though... we used to have such parties...

 

The next person is, though - looking forward to New Year's Eve!

[Reasoned]

Guilty. I’ll have a bunch of new projects kick off, during the first week of the new year. It’s gonna be amazing. 
 

The next poster is guilty of planning to have new year’s sex during the countdown at midnight. 

[IsabellaRose]

If I'm awake, guilty. No better way to ring in the new year than screaming your lovers' name. But most likely I'll be asleep before the ball drops.

 

The next person is guilty of missing the countdown on a previous new year due to being engaged in sexy shenanigans.

[Gidgy]

Probably guilty? There was one year where I toasted the new year with my girlfriend at the local drag bar at midnight, and then when we left there before 2am we were broken up! There was a lot of champagne involved so my memories are blurry, but I believe it was because somebody looked at me in "that way" and my gf lost it in a jealous rage because I was obviously interested. Which I wasn't. It was really dumb. I normally try to be kissing at midnight but maybe face deep is a good goal!

The next person thinks breaking up on new years is a shitty way to start out a new year! (and I agree with them!)

[Reasoned]

Guilty. I have never experienced it, but I don't really need to in order to understand why it's not preferred. 

 

The next poster is guilty of actually knowing all the rules and regulations about taxes in their country. (At least the ones that apply to them.)

[IsabellaRose]

So not guilty. I have an accountant do my taxes since buying the house. Even the software is too much effort lol

 

The next person wishes for something very specific under their Christmas tree this year.

[Reasoned]

Guilty. I want new shoes from a specific brand, and an akatsuki jacket. 

 

The next poster is guilty of late christmas shopping.

[IsabellaRose]

Despite all my planning and early shopping, guilty. There's always ONE MORE THING I need to buy lol

 

The next person is guilty of oversleeping too often!

[adonia]

Super guilty especially on holidays.

The next poster plans to stay at home during Christmas.

[Minorikawa]

Guilty, but only because I don't have to travel to meet with the family.

The next poster plans to go to bed before the ball drops on New Years because they like sleep more than parties.

[adonia]

Guilty but most likely the new year noise and fireworks would still wake me up. Lmao.

The next poster plans to buy and lit firecrackers before new year.

[Minorikawa]

Not guilty! I'm just the kind of idiot that would blow their hand off messing with fireworks. I invent new ways to be a screw-up.

The next poster has, in the past, bought and lit firecrackers before, for any occasion. Bonus points if it was illegal in their state.

[IsabellaRose]

Super guilty... and there's a story there. A couple stories, actually, but one really good one

 

The next person wants something specific for Christmas, and they want it very, very badly.

[Gidgy]

Not guilty. I couldn’t think of anything to ask for this year so no telling what is under the tree. What I really want is a new massive ultra wide curved screen but I don’t have $2k to spend on one!

the next poster has already started drinking the nog!

[Minorikawa]

Not guilty as I do not partake in egg nog.

The next poster has a tendency to get a bit too deep into the wine bottle on Christmas.

[IsabellaRose]

Not guilty usually, but this year, I've got plans!

 

The next person is planning a surprise for the holidays!

[Fluffbeast]

Guilty! Or, at, least it already happened. Went shopping with my niece and bought her a Christmas gift I knew she wanted. It was on sale, and I could tell that she's would absolutely appreciate the one I bought her,  I returned it the next day, bought a better one and wrapped that for her to open. She was so surprised!

The next person won't struggle to find a kiss on new years eve.

[Gidgy]

Guilty! I’m gonna kiss on her like it’s my job!

the next poster god something really great from Santa this year!