Push The Button

[SMFoxy]

A slight variation of Yes, No, Maybe.
This game revolves around the basic idea of "Would you ______, if ______?" or "Would you ______, but ______?"

More specifically, there exists a hypothetical button. If you were to push this button, x would be granted to you, but y would happen as a result.

For example: "Would you want the power to fly, but everybody hates you?"

In fact, let's take my example as the first scenario. Take it away, ED.

[Warlock]

Yes I would, flying is great and I don't talk with much people anywya.

Would you want to get a million dollars, but only get it in 50 years

[Novaer]

Sure. I'd see it as an investment.

Would you want a lifetime supply of bacon, at the expense of becoming morbidly obese? 
(am I doing it right?)

[Warlock]

Gosh no, I take good care of my body XD

Would you go to the Naruto universe, but you would be a criminal in a cell.

[SMFoxy]

(am I doing it right?)

Yeah, pretty much. ^^

Would you go to the Naruto universe, but you would be a criminal in a cell.

Given how easily some of those criminals seem to escape? Sure, why not?

Would you be able to turn into any material, but you could never again physically feel anything.

[Warlock]

Heck yea sign me up! I'll be like gajeel but without pain, fuck yea.

Would you become a dragon, but you would be as big as a hand.

[Whoreo]

fuck yes.

would you become smarter than anyone on earth, but be more crippled disabled that Professor Stephen Hawking?

[Warlock]

no, I'm ok theway I am XD

Would you learn how to play the best music ever, but never hear it.

[Erebian Ruler]

Yeeeeeaaaaaah....NO.

 

Would you be able to speak any language in the world, if it meant to never have any of your loved ones understand what you say, even if you spoke English?

[Warlock]

I could speak my native language then to make her understand. But no, I'm happy with the 4 languages I know.

Would you ever push a button if it would blow up a random house?

 

[Whoreo]

no... innocent lives and all that.

would you push the upload button to you fucking cake, on teh youtoobs?

Edited August 29, 2015 by Whoreo

[SMFoxy]

This has gotten slightly off topic. The point is "press the button and something good happens to you, at the cost of something bad happening (either to you or others)".

No. I wouldn't fuck a cake to start with, let alone record/post it online.

Would you push a button to save two lives, at the cost of a single life?

[Warlock]

as bad as it might sound, depends on the lives. 

Would you grab the chance to read the best book ever, but you can never remember the story when you finish.

[Erebian Ruler]

as bad as it might sound, depends on the lives. 

Would you grab the chance to read the best book ever, but you can never remember the story when you finish.

.....How dare you suggest the idea of torture to me! I will NOT press that button! It's too painful! 

[Warlock]

would you push a button, but you had to actually give a question XP

[SMFoxy]

Would you grab the chance to read the best book ever, but you can never remember the story when you finish.

^This is how you play.

would you push a button, but you had to actually give a question XP

^Nooooooooo~~. You almost had it. xD

Maybe: "Would you push the button if you could remember the book, but you had to give a question/scenario?"

Remember guys: Something good at the cost of something bad to either yourself or others.

[Whoreo]

got it! sorry @SMFoxy

I don't think I would.

pressing the button kills all children under 18 in the world but humanity can reproduce and move on and survive. not pressing the button = everyone dies, and humanity stops tonight.

WILL.

YOU.

PRESS.

THE.

BUTTON?!

Edited September 1, 2015 by Whoreo

[SMFoxy]

OH THE HUMANITY!

I don't know if I could. Killing kids kind of sucks. xD
To save the human race though? Maybe.
Besides, most of the kids would be in school, so you're kind of saving them too? xD

As an aside, my faith in humanity is pretty much zero anyway.

Would you push the button if Pokémon became real as a result (anime style as opposed to standaround NPCs), but other people had gotten to all the Legendaries first?

[Warlock]

Yes, fuck legendaries, I'm going to the remote cornr of the world, doing nothing but have fun XD

Would you push the button and get all pokemons in existence for real, but they never listen and are like wild animals.

[Novaer]

No. Pokémon are fucking dangerous as shit. I'm not even kidding. I like Pokémon and all but... See VSauce3:

 

 

Would you push the button to cure the all medical aliments if it meant that everyone on Earth was subjugated to the new One World Government that has enslaved the entire population for the elites amusement and pleasure?

[IsabellaRose]

Nope. Random medical ailments for some are preferable to slavery for all.

Would you push the button to end all your financial worries for the rest of your life and you could live comfortably, but every third person you meet from then on dies horribly as soon as you part company?

[Buio Banned]

... yes, as long as I could ensure that every third person I meet is like a war criminal or something equivalent with that evidently infinite money I now have.

would you push the button to end all slavery and human trafficking in the world, if it meant everyone who knew you in any way forgot about you and any new memories formed of you would disappear after 24 hours?

[WetNoodle]

Without hesitation.

Would you push the button to ensure everyone else in the world is at least middle class (No poverty, starvation, we all live comfy) if it meant you and everyone you loved had to live the rest of your lives homeless?

[Rucio, Emperor of Cheese]

Yes. Honestly I'll live in my car if I have to. Veey few people I love anyways, because narcisissm is amazing like that. Huh. Pretty shitty narcisissm, I guess.

 

Would you become the protagonist of your favorite hentai if doing so made it so grimdark that it made 177013 look like a children's book?

[IsabellaRose]

Wow. That's dark. Probably not. I mean. My favorite hentai, sure, but not the ubermaxgrimdark version of it.

Would you push the button to save the life of someone you knew was destined to save millions of lives if you knew s/he was also going to be responsible for the death of you entire family?