Corrupted Dreams~

[Black Cat 666]

Granted, but now it has half the quality. 

I wish I could live out my Rps like the Matrix

Edited December 24, 2019 by Black Cat 666
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[IsabellaRose]

Granted, but... no, jut granted. We ALL get to do that. That's fucking awesome.

I wish for a someone with whom I could share this nice cup of coffee.

[Mr.X]

Granted but the person is a well known rapist and he drugged that coffee to make you sleep and he brings you to his place... TBC

 

I wish I had money

[Elena Ichinomiya]

Granted but only 1$ and to add insult, it's monopoly money.

I wish i have a warm cup of cappuccino...or at least hot cocoa

Edited December 24, 2019 by Elena Ichinomiya

[Black Cat 666]

Granted, but while buying the coco you see your ex of whom you're still madly in love with kissing his wife while holding their baby.

I wish I didn't have to grade so many essays over break

[Elena Ichinomiya]

12 hours ago, Black Cat 666 said:

Granted, but while buying the coco you see your ex of whom you're still madly in love with kissing his wife while holding their baby.

(...give me some hot lava chocolate)

Granted but everybody think you are slacker

I wish i own many business

[Black Cat 666]

Granted, but their all illegal and you have constantly dodge the law. 

I wish knew exactly what to say to people to get what I want.

[Elena Ichinomiya]

Granted, you're a spoiled brat now.

i wish i can play bowling

[Black Cat 666]

Granted, but you break your finger.

I wish I was taller 

[Rajiu Jak]

Granted but only when wearing high heels 

I wish I had more mt dew

Edited December 25, 2019 by Kerzin Kalamond

[Black Cat 666]

Granted, but you have to walk four miles to get it.

I wish I had a unicorn

[Rajiu Jak]

Granted but it us a stuffed one. 
 

I wish I could fly

[Black Cat 666]

Granted, but it's going to randomly fail once every three years. 

I wish I could teleport.

[Elena Ichinomiya]

Granted but only one step ahead

i wish i can dodge a bullet

[Iceassassin25]

Granted but you couldn't dodge the Axe though

I wish anime was real

[Black Cat 666]

Granted, but now the U.S government wants to experiment on you.

I wish my family weren't all jerks

[Iceassassin25]

Granted but now they are so nice that it sickens you to be around them for a few minutes

I wish i was good at dark souls

[Elena Ichinomiya]

Granted but everybody think you mod the game

I wish i am skilled on sports video games.

[Black Cat 666]

Granted, but now everyone thinks you're a lonely nerd.

I wish I could write for Marvel Comics

[Iceassassin25]

Granted but you only get to write about Toad

I wish I had 1 million dollars

[Elena Ichinomiya]

Granted but it got your face in it, making it useless

I wish titanic didn't sink

[Black Cat 666]

Granted, but one of the passengers goes on to be one of the worst dictators in history. Worse than Hitler he kills and conquers with precision and ruthlessness. For years until his death the world is lined with blood of all he deems inferior and weak. The rest are slaves. Only with an American-Canandian resistance cell is the world freed.

I wish my girlfriend would listen for once.

[Elena Ichinomiya]

Granted but she has ear of elephant an won't stop slapping you by accident.

I wish i can drift with bicycle 

[Iceassassin25]

Granted but you end up drifting off the side of a cliff one day

I wish you wouldn't get in trouble for a edgy joke

[Black Cat 666]

Granted, but now your bicycle tire wear out easy and have to replaced every few weeks.

I wish My classes would behave