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Temaelrin

Corrupted Dreams~

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Jordii~kins

yay! fuck i love chocolate cake :D i want it now tho

wish granted but the jury is corrupt and therefore find him not-guilty of all crimes

i wish i could be the centre of a huge gangbang where I get my arse filled with a whole range of cocks.

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Whoreo

Damn labour voters. Wish granted but they're all Conservative and wearing condoms, every single one of them. HA!

I wish I could fly.

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thedude

Wish granted, but you lose the ability to walk.

 

I wish for three more wishes.

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SMFoxy

I wish for three more wishes.

Wish granted. However, you are only allowed to wish positive wishes for three people you greatly dislike.

I wish I had ingredients for a cake.

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thedude

Wish granted, they are yours to use. But in order to gain access to them, you must subject yourself to your biggest turn-off nonstop for 3 months during all of the time you are not working.

I wish to be fucked hard and long.

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SMFoxy

Wish granted. Almost all of your internal organs are destroyed as you get fucked by a long, hard steel pole.

I wish my wish would not be corrupted.

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thedude

Wish granted but now you must live with the fact that you wasted a wish by trying to avoid the negatives; you may as well have not wished.

I wish my body and mind were at peak condition after that pole-fucking XD

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SMFoxy

Granted. Your body and mind are in the condition they would be in at the peak of Mount Everest.

I wish Pokémon were real.

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thedude

Wish granted but now you must brave the wilds brimming with monsters in the possession of supernatural power to get anywhere. Good luck :P

I wish for more wish ideas.

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SMFoxy

Wish granted. People submit their wishes to you on postcards, which you now have to find a way to grant.

I wish this topic were more active. (xD)

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Warlock

Wish granted, but you will go blind forever the moment you look at the thread.

I wish I could have 360 vision.

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SMFoxy

Granted. All you see from henceforth is XBoxs. XBoxes? Whatever, you get the point.

I wish for a cure for my blindness caused by viewing this thread. xD

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Warlock

Granted, but you will never get to use the cure, enjoy knowing about salvation XP

I wish to find a cure for cancer.

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SMFoxy

Granted. But it's something stupid like claw cancer in rats, that is of no benefit to humanity whatsoever.

I wish I could invent a machine that grants wishes in a delightfully ironic way.

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Warlock

Granted, but it is destroyed and forgotten before it can ever be used.

I wish I could get a maid.

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thedude

Wish granted, you now have the ability to get a maid. Too bad there aren't any around XD

I wish for better hours at work :/

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Warlock

wish granted, but you wont get paid.

I wish to find a way to a secret dungeon!

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Whoreo

Wish granted but you're in said dungeon as a prisoner, and everything you want the person to-do is the exact opposite.

I wish I could use Steam.

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SMFoxy

Wish granted. You're now capable of boiling water.

I wish I were the owner of a legal* sex club. lol
*and/or would not get harassed about illegal activities.

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Warlock

wish granted, but you will not get any profit form it and will never be able to get closer to it then 100 kilometers of the building.

I wish I could get a nice drink.

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Whoreo

wish granted although it costs your soul.

I wish I could sing.

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Warlock

Wish granted, but its always out of tune.

I wish I could use dragon magic!

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Jordii~kins

wish granted, but now you can never had anything to do with dragons again

i wish I had a bacon sandwich.

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SMFoxy

i wish I had a bacon sandwich.

Wish granted. Except it's a threesome with a Police Officer.

I wish the postal service was reliable.

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Manni

Granted..the postal services are reliable...reliably bad!

 

LOL. No diff?

 

I wish for someone

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