You died due to...

[Jorix2 Banned]

Okay what this is is... Well I really Can't explain this

Okay you say that the person above you died because of... You get it.

Since there's nobody above me I'll say:

Jorix2 died because of not knowing how to explain this better.

[Whoreo]

Jorix2 died of an orgasmic overload.

[Xander]

ωнσяєσ was killed by Xander. (LVL UP!)

[Neptune]

Xander was blown up by a Creeper.

[Novaer]

NeppyNepNep was bored to death.

[Xander]

Tripped was Nuked, Tripp died.

[Jakki]

Xander was eaten by a goldfish. A BIG goldfish.

[Whoreo]

Jakki turned to a tentacle monster and was killed by Whoreo. "H-H-H-HEADSHOT!"

[SMFoxy]

ωнσяєσ died from massive rectal trauma. xD

[Novaer]

SMFoxy died from Awesome-Alpha-Radiation burns.

[Valesti]

Tripp died from a cold

[Novaer]

NOOOOO!!!! xD

 

Valesti died of hunger.

[Neptune]

Tripp crashed into a Solar Power Plant station because he was going too fast while docking.

[Novaer]

NeppyNepNep tried to swim in lava. ;D

[Neptune]

Tripp fell out of the World.

[Novaer]

NeppyNepNep slipped on a banana peel and died. Ba-Dum-Chhh

[Neptune]

Tripp died due to being crushed by big boobs.

[Novaer]

NeppyNepNep just exploded.

[MegaZero64]

Tripp died due to angry clowns running him down in their mini car.

[Novaer]

MegaZero died, mysteriously. 

[MegaZero64]

Tripp died due to being trampled by a litter of giant pugs.

[Novaer]

MezaZero64 was killed by someone who's got a deathwish. (That's my one nice one xD)

[MegaZero64]

Tripp died due to blunt trauma cause by a frozen trout. (Nice, mean, give it your all. :3)

[Jakki]

MegaZero64 died due to witnessing a terrible jumpscare on YouTube while searching for Korean porno's.

[Jakki]

(Trust me they are there.)

Shine shone too bright, that they burned everything and exploded the planet whilst creating a miniature sun.