What would you do if you woke up in bed with the person above you. ;)

[thedude]

Ohhhhhh... Stupid lack of intonation through text.

[Syrma]

Well how the he'll am I supposed to make text sound rhetorical

[thedude]

You can't, that's why it's stupid.

[Syrma]

Let's get back on topic

[thedude]

In that case, I'd dive under the covers for some lewdness!

[Syrma]

Not sure to moan or push you away

[thedude]

That's up to you.

[Syrma]

Then I'm pushing you away can't bee distracted while I play

[thedude]

If I woke up to you pushing me aside to play videogames, I would just readjust myself and watch you sleepily.

[ArdillaVerde93]

After getting over the initial shock of waking up to human Pinkie Pie on top of me(since I don't have a bed, so I sleep on the couch.), I'd ask where human Fluttershy is. XD

[thedude]

I'd say, "Silly! She can't travel through dimensions like me!"

[ArdillaVerde93]

I'd say "well, then, since you're here, let's have some fun!"

[Novaer]

Say... "I am assuming you're from EcchiDreams; because a lot of people from there have been appearing in my bed lately" (WAYHEY!) Then introduce myself seeing as not many people on here really knows what I look like, sound like or even act like. Then ask "Are you here for the fucking; or the cuddles? Because either way I have no condoms or any other kind of protection."

[thedude]

Why not both? And who needs condoms when we have lube!

[Manni]

Tells you quickly that he don't swing that way before swinging out the door.

[Novaer]

Simply say "Boo." And smirk.

[ArdillaVerde93]

I'd answer your question from before. "I'm here for both, but mostly cuddles."

[thedude]

I'd lock the door and close the blinds; we're going for a ride! (Scissor Sisters, yeah!)

[Manni]

I'd compare swords?

[thedude]

I'd compare audio gear! News flash: you'd win XD

[Manni]

I'd ask you how you got there.

[thedude]

I'd ask if I look like the kind of man who obeys social order.

[Mykayala Shinozaki]

I'd be super scared,and probably in a lot of pain

[thedude]

I would be excited and curious as to why this lovely person is in pain.

[Novaer]

"Oh shit... Not again. How much did we drink last night?!" Lol. xP