Guilty or Not Guilty

[WickedCadrach]

Guilty. They aren't the only movies I see, but they are the easiest to get other people to see with you... or at least they were. I haven't seen one in a theater since Endgame. And actually... Is a drive-in theater a cinema? I might technically be not guilty, but I'm not doing the math. 

The next person hasn't seen a movie in a theater in over a year. 

[WritesNaughtyStories]

Not guilty, but only by a couple of months.

Next poster owns skates - roller or ice.

[IsabellaRose]

Guilty. Both. Although I haven't used the roller skates in a LONG time.

 

The next person watches bad movies on purpose, just to laugh at them.

[KittyB00]

Not guilty. I barely watch movies. I usefully out on supernatural on or some anime for background noise. 
 

next poster missed me

[Rexyon]

Guilty, I miss everyone and also remember everyone.

Next poster enjoys watching anime or any other foreign media. Or might be native to you, who knows. Foreign to the western world.

[KittyB00]

Fully guilty. Favorite anime is The ice guy and his cold female colleague with SpyxFamily a close second. 
 

next poster works during the weekends. 

[LEROZERO]

Not guilty!

Next person works nightshifts!

[WritesNaughtyStories]

Not guilty in many years. 

Next poster has paid for hair removal of some kind.

[Rexyon]

Not Guilty in the way you really mean, but technically a haircut is removing hair from the current length and I have had plenty of paid haircuts, so also guilty.

The next poster has been to a spa

[IsabellaRose]

Guilty.

 

The next person has paid for companionship.

[WritesNaughtyStories]

Guilty. In a few different contexts.

The next poster has BEEN paid for companionship.

[IsabellaRose]

Guilty in a few different contexts. ;)

The next person doesn't believe in true love.

[LEROZERO]

Guilty. What can I say? Love is just the body's urge to mate and make a family. That urge dies off sooner or later...

Next person has never been in love.

[KittyB00]

Not guilty. 
 

next poster is a left handed person. 

[LEROZERO]

Not guilty. The world was made for right handed people...

Next person has one leg that is shorter than the other.

[IsabellaRose]

Not guilty. But I am left-handed.

 

The next person does not wear hats.

[WritesNaughtyStories]

Guilty. Was never my thing.

Next poster has gone in public "plugged"

[LEROZERO]

Not guilty. Im freaky but not THAT freaky...

Next person has had a vibrator in during serious moments.

[IsabellaRose]

Sheesh. Nobody wants to answer that one, huh? Guilty. It was a dumb idea that was supposed to be fun/funny and quickly got out of hand.

 

The next person wants to try wearing a remote vibe in public and letting someone else hold the control.

[WickedCadrach]

Not Guilty. It feels like the idea is better than the reality. Also, I have no poker face, so I'd be sipping my coffee like

The next person has a particular scent that always turns them on. 

[IsabellaRose]

Good lord. Guilty. It's a combo, and you're going to laugh at me. Combine two of a) gasoline, b) leather, and/or c) beer and I'm weirdly aroused.

(I know you have a joke brewing after reading that... something about my fantasy man being a drunk mechanic is assless chaps or how horny I get just walking into a NASCAR pit... sigh. Go ahead. Have fun.)

 

The next person has a favorite go-to restaurant for take out food.

[WritesNaughtyStories]

1 hour ago, WickedCadrach said:

The next person has a particular scent that always turns them on.

I'll swing at this one too. Guilty. That shitty 80's perfume, Poison - smells like grape candy kind of - and cigarette smoke. Gets me going even thinking about it. Can't go near a grape Jolly Rancher.

To the actual point.

Guilty. It's kind of a list, but I have a hard won favorite for several varieties of food. I have a Jamaican place, a pupuseria, a Vietnamese place (one for pho and one for coffee)....