Guilty or Not Guilty

[Silver117]

Not Guilty, need to take better of my health.

Next person HATES needles.

[WickedCadrach]

Guilty. I've never broken a bone or been sick enough to warrant a hospital stay. I have had a couple of times I probably should have. A friend basically held me down the first time I had a major panic attack because I didn't know what was happening and I was crying to go to the hospital (she clocked what was going on and rode it out with me instead). And as a teen, I took a spill off my bike and cracked my head on a truck fender. Looking back, I probably had a concussion, but I didn't tell anyone I was throwing up and dizzy because my mom seemed irritated we were going to be late leaving the house. But hey, I'm still alive, soooo

The next person has had a hospital stay that lasted more than a week. 

[WritesNaughtyStories]

Guilty. In a burn unit. Debriding, skin grafts... Good times. Don't pour gasoline on your friends, kids.

Next person has been hurt by wrecking a motorcycle.

[AmberBi]

Not guilty.  Motorcycles are not my thing and I have seen some bad aftermaths of motorcycle crashes, so I will not ride one anyway.

The next person has raced cars or motorcycles as a hobby, semi-professional, or professionally.  

[Minorikawa]

Not guilty. Similarly, I've known too many people to get into accidents, some of which did not survive. Heck, I only drive my car because I have to.

The next poster has owned many, many cars because they keep getting bored with the current one and want something new.

[WickedCadrach]

Not guilty. I've usually had the use of a car through various arrangements, but I've never owned a car in my own name. 

The next person thinks they are a better than average driver. 

[Vaelyn]

Guilty. I wonder if it's fate or destiny that I was here to answer this XD Been looking for driving/delivery work. I have a clean driving record and 28 years of driving all kinds of vehicles~ 

The next poster wants a new toy (yes those ones).

Edited Tuesday at 12:43 PM by Vaelyn

[WritesNaughtyStories]

Guilty. Been looking at a 14mm or 15mm penis plug but I don't really have a plan for my 12's.

Next poster prefers a flexible toy over a rigid one.

[AmberBi]

Not guilty,  Both have their uses, and I have both kinds, but I do prefer the ones which are more rigid, silicone or glass.  

The next poster uses toys regularly in their adventures with their partner(s).  

[IsabellaRose]

Guilty. Oh boy. Very guilty. 

 

The next person wants to be used like a toy ;)

[Corinthi]

Guilty. There’s something oddly liberating about being a vessel for desire. 
 

The next person has broken something in a store and just quickly walked away before they could catch blame. 

[WickedCadrach]

Not Guilty. I don't think I've accidentally broken anything in a store. Wait, no, I've dropped and shattered a jar of pickles while shopping. But the staff were gracious about it. I was mostly worried about someone slipping and falling in broken glass, so I flagged down a staff member right away. 

The next person has lost or broken something that was irreplaceable. 

[WritesNaughtyStories]

Guilty. I lost a fountain pen - it isn't an especially rare or expensive pen, a Parker Sonnet, specifically, but it was both a gift and the first "nice fountain" pen I ever owned. I took it to work one day and have never seen it since. And countless opportunities...

Next poster has never used a fountain pen.

[Corinthi]

Guilty. Grew up upper lower class and we certainly didn’t have money for fancy pens.  By the time I could have afforded one, I was mostly digital. 
 

Next poster has a movie they love that they can’t justify recommending to other people. 

[WritesNaughtyStories]

Guilty. Would you like a list? Yes? Gladly.

Commando, Split Second, The Blood of Heroes (Salute of the Juggerfor those of you outside the US), Blind Fury - there are a lot of Rutger Hauer films in here... the entire Hellraiser series of films after the first one. Caligula.. Need I continue?

Next poster has an obscure art house film they recommend to anyone who will listen.

[WickedCadrach]

Guilty. It's Wristcutters: A Love Story. I love this movie, and I've yet to meet anyone in passing who had heard of it before I bring it up—but I also feel like 'art house' is also one of those terms that's a moving target, (and I'm shy and don't talk to a lot of people) so who knows? 

The next person has a story about 'the one that got away'. 

[WritesNaughtyStories]

Guilty. I've actually told it - or part of it. A while back there was an accusation that I replied to with something about opting out of anal with a girl, because my own ass was still kind of sore from a rough night with a john. There;s some fucked up there, sure. But, I never really explained to her what the issue was - I think, looking back on it, she'd have been at least okay with the trick and probably more than okay, but I just didn't want to either fuck her in the ass or deal with it, I just kinda said, "Nah, I'm good." But, we kind of drifted apart afterwards - we had been close, but I don't think she felt seen or appreciated. I ran into her years later and there was nothing of the excitement that had run for several years.

Next poster is a good communicator.

[Corinthi]

Not guilty. I’m working on it, but I’m often caught up in my own head and put off talks I’m not enthused about having

I am a flawed soul. 
 

The next poster has had a mortifying autocorrect mishap based on the vocabulary they’ve trained their device to use.