Guilty or Not Guilty

[Reasoned]

I don't know how to reply. Probably not guilty. I do put oils on my hair, cuz otherwise I'd be balding like mad (tested by experience, no oil = less hair). Takes about 10 mins of my day. 
 

The next poster knows how to cook a specific food and loves cooking it. 

[WritesNaughtyStories]

Guilty. Several things actually. Dosa, fritatta, paella, brisket, curry... My old man told me when I was very young, "Boy, if you want to eat well, you need to learn to cook well, 'cause no one's gonna cook for you." That turned out to not actually be true, but I have always loved good food and thought about going to culinary school.

Next poster hates cooking.

[IsabellaRose]

Not guilty. It’s one of my favorite ways to show important people in my life how much they mean to me- cook something extravagant for them!

 

The next person eats out far too often. 

[WickedCadrach]

Not Guilty. There's only a couple good options if I want to eat out near me, and it's too expensive anyway. Also I enjoy cooking

The next person has a particular food that they consider sexy (take that however you like).

[AmberBi]

Guilty.  First time my boyfriend cooked for me, he cooked some simple pasta, with some chicken, peas and a good amount of Parmesan and pecorino romano.  Just the amount of attention to detail he had while cooking, made me fall even harder for him than I already did at the time.  So yea, very sexy food in my mind.  

The next person has one favorite food that they could eat everyday till the end of time.  

[WritesNaughtyStories]

Guilty. I have two to choose from and would be happy either way: pho or biryani.

Next poster has won more than $100 in a single card game.

[IsabellaRose]

Not guilty, at least not in a card game.

 

The next person has lost more than $100 in some type of gambling.

[WritesNaughtyStories]

Not guilty. Two things I know, "Never take someone else's bet." and "Cook it yourself."

Next poster has an online sports book account.

[IsabellaRose]

Not guilty. I don't know enough about gambling or sports to make that worth my time. Plus, I have enough addictions... I don't need to add to them.

 

The next person has an addictive personality.

[Gilded Obelisk]

Not guilty. I have a very low opinion of gambling and substances.

Next poster has a strong opinion about a specific board game.

[WritesNaughtyStories]

Guilty. There aren't many I don't have a strong opinion about. Is there one in particular you'd like to hear about? 

Next poster loves a widely hated video game and doesn't get the hate.

[Gilded Obelisk]

Guilty. Dead By Daylight is way more fun and balanced than people give it credit for.

26 minutes ago, WritesNaughtyStories said:

Guilty. There aren't many I don't have a strong opinion about. Is there one in particular you'd like to hear about? 

Next poster loves a widely hated video game and doesn't get the hate.

Tell me about your thoughts on Monopoly

Next poster has a specific year they always used when doing website age verifications as a kid.

[WickedCadrach]

Not Guilty. There was plenty to find without going to sites that needed me to put in a birthday. I was also afraid that 'they'd know' and somehow I'd get in trouble. The first time I used a porn site that required age verification, I was already eighteen. 

Also, not that you asked me, but Monopoly's big issue is that it takes too long to play for it to be a game with player elimination. I hate when a game can just slowly pick people off and you just have to go do something else or sit and watch. Also it's capitalist propaganda... but that's not a gameplay critique. 

The next person has had sex while playing a game (board game or video game... or sport I guess, in which case—impressive)

[WritesNaughtyStories]

Guilty. A video game. Guitar Hero.

On Monopoly it was intended to be a critique of capitalist greed (the Monopoly Man is, if I remember right, based on the cartoons critical of Robber Barons), but the point got lost. The game play is mercilessly slow and there's nothing to do when it's not your turn. It's turn of the last century mechanics were traditional at the time, but without a catch-up mechanic (which would defeat the cruel lesson of the game) once you're behind there's nothing to do but wait. Now it feels interminably slow, but again, like Robert Howard or Edgar Burroughs, it's a product of a different time - 6 hours wouldn't interrupt anything and the radio could be on. It might be an interesting thought experiment to work on speeding up game play to fit it into the "ideal" modern window of 2 hours or less.

Next poster has more than one RP response they're WAY behind on.

 

[Gilded Obelisk]

Not guilty. I am in fact all caught up and painfully so. I eagerly await more chances to write.

Next poster has a scenario idea they haven't posted because they think it's too greedy.