Guilty or Not Guilty

[Pixel]

Not guilty. I don't really masturbate all that much tbh, when I do I make sure I'm in complete privacy. 

The next poster zones out regularly during face to face conversation 

[Never Shore]

Guilty depending on the person. With certain people I must admit I have to pretend that I heard what they said earlier.

The next poster is told to 'speak up' a lot.

[IsabellaRose]

Not guilty. I'm sometimes accused of talking too much and laughing too loud. 

 

The next person has had someone walk in on them while they were having sex.

[EmmaCozyPixelz Deactivated]

Not Guilty! I got saved by locking the door, but it was close with my mom almost walking in !

The next person scrolls on some app all night instead of sleeping!

[IsabellaRose]

Ugh. So guilty. I try to be good, but... nope. 2am, still scrolling.

 

The next person has a crush they will never tell anyone about.

[Pixel]

Guilty. Naturally I will not elaborate.

The next poster tries to care for plants but they always die

[IsabellaRose]

Guilty, unless my girlfriend gets involved. I touch them, they die. She touches them, they flourish. I'm trying not to read too much subtext into that.

 

The next person has been arrested.

[Pixel]

Not guilty but I've had my fair share of interactions with law enforcement that bordered on harassment. I'll say there's been a few times probably should have been arrested, but got out of it.

The next poster unironically enjoys rice pudding 

[EmmaCozyPixelz Deactivated]

Gosh, I love rice pudding, I have some in my fridge!

 

The next person blamed a sibling or friend on something and never confessed.

[IsabellaRose]

Not guilty. Well, partially guilty. Blamed a sibling? Guilty. Never confessed... not guilty. As much as we don't really get along, I couldn't let my sister take the blame forever.

 

The next person wishes they could start over as someone else.

[Pixel]

Not guilty, unless I'm really in the blues. I've learned to accept that everyone fucks up and no one's hands are clean, and while I'm a deeply flawed individual, I do my best to be better than I was the day before, show kindness to others and not go out of my way to do harm. If I was someone else, I might not have my moral code, and I'm happy with my moral code. Ghosts haunt me, but that's my cross to bear for the mistakes I've made, as they are with everyone else in the world. Besides, life is what you make it. It's never too late to reinvent yourself.

The next poster has stared at an eclipse.

[WritesNaughtyStories]

Guilty. Big astronomy nerd and belong to the local astronomy club so I know people with telescopes and the club has access to the university observatory. So, yes, but always safely.

The next poster knows that one person they dumped was a terrible mistake.

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[Pixel]

Guilty. In a way. I was crazy about her, and she about me, but damage from the past kept getting in the way and instead of being part of something where I inadvertently triggered her, was made to pay for her ex's crimes, kept hurting her when I had no intention of doing do and apologies meant nothing, I ripped off the band aid because I just wanted it to be over.

Haven't stopped thinking about her since. I wish things went differently and I wish communication was better, but it is what it is. I just hope she's living her best life.

The next poster has eaten play doh 

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[Never Shore]

Guilty.

 

The next user is up la-a-a-te tonight.

[IsabellaRose]

Not guilty. It's only 11:30am for me. 

 

The next person has big plans for the weekend.

[Pixel]

Not guilty. Mom's dead, not with my kid's mom for years, nothing for mother's day. Gonna finish Chucky S3 while I drink my limited edition troomoo star wars blue milk from my blue milk cup that I got from Galaxy's Edge and otherwise waste away. Basically a perfect weekend.

The next poster has sneezed so hard they were knocked off their feet

[WritesNaughtyStories]

Not knocked off my feet. Startled people, yes.

Next poster has paid for sex and prefers it that way.

[Pixel]

Not guilty. Earned with love/rizz or not at all. 

The next poster has slammed their fingers in a car door

[IsabellaRose]

Guilty. I had my hand along the top of the door, pulled the door closed, didn't get my hand down in time. The door latched. I stared for a minute before I felt it, then had to reach across my body with my other hand to open the door. All four fingers swollen up like sausages. No idea how I didn't break anything.

 

The next person wants to fist fight someone.

[WritesNaughtyStories]

Guilty but with mitigating circumstances - I box at a gym and still do some light sparring with pads and headgear, so yes but not quite in the way you meant. I've been in fist fights and I'd throw again if I had to but I suspect it'd go bad for me.

The next poster is afraid to speak their mind at home.

[Pixel]

Absolutely not guilty. I'm not afraid to speak my mind anywhere. If we don't stand for something, we'll fall for anything.

The next poster gets an uneasy feeling in the dark, when the air is still and silent.

[IsabellaRose]

Not guilty. The dark is my ally, my friend, the place I feel most comfortable. I probably should have been goth.

 

The next person has wet themselves in public.

[Pixel]

Guilty. We've all been babies. We've all gone wee wee.

The next poster finished reading a book recently 

[IsabellaRose]

Guilty. I finally finished the Wheel of Time series. 

 

Then next person has a type of food that they simply cannot stand.

[WritesNaughtyStories]

Guilty. Fucking eggplant. I have put uncounted questionable things in my mouth and every single time I have tried eggplant I have regretted it. Babaganoush? Foul. Soak, salt, rinse? Doesn't help. Roasted. Still gross. I have literally wrung out a bar rag and drunk it and it was not a gross as eggplant.

Next poster was surprised to find they liked a food that they expected to hate.