Guilty or Not Guilty

[bumpnrun]

Not guilty. Started fishing when I was about 8.

The next poster prefers a bush over clean shaven.

[Cute_Bro]

Hmmm...depends on if I'm talking about myself or if I prefer my partner.

For my partner, not guilty, I kind of like the shave, but I understand it's not the most comfortable thing, hence why for me personally, it's guilty, it's a pain to trim down below...

The next poster is guilty of having waxed before

[IsabellaRose]

Guilty. It's just so much quicker and easier. 

 

The next poster eats a specific food with their hands that other people find weird to eat with your hands.

[WritesNaughtyStories]

Guilty. Fruit salad. I eat it piece by piece with my fingers.

Next poster puts mustard on something where it has no business.

[Cute_Bro]

Not guilty, unless you consider a honey and ham sandwich something where mustard has no business in

The next poster is guilty of dunking rather than dipping their fries in ketchup

[IsabellaRose]

like... slam dunking? or submerging? Not guilty, either way. French fries are only acceptable with either malt vinegar (only when I'm at the shore) or dunked first in mayo, then in brown gravy. I shall accept no arguments to the contrary.

 

The next poster has gone commando at a time when they probably shouldn't have.

[WritesNaughtyStories]

Guilty. Military in processing. One naked fucker in a sea of underwear. Before you ask, yes shaved too. Buck naked twink.

Next poster has done something terrible to a passed out friend.

[Reasoned]

Not guilty. I’m more of a tuck in bed kind of guy, rather than face painting or whatever. I did however wake my dad up once my tickling his nose with a feather which he promptly inhaled. That woke him up and I got my ass beat promptly after. (I was like 10)

 

The next poster is Guilty of spending money according to a well taught out financial plan.

[IsabellaRose]

Guilty. Not as much lately. I've been doing a bit more spending lately, but I had to rebuild my life after "the bad years" and set a plan (with a LOT of help from my smartypants friends who know more than I do!), stuck to it for years, and ended up buying my own house right before pandemic hit. 

 

The next poster is guilty of taking stuff from work.

[Blatanspy Deactivated]

Totally guilty! Like, not from work, but from school though. I spotted this cute tiny barrel bench miniature just chilling around. Poor baby looks discarded so... Had to grab it.

The next poster has the weirdest food mashup combo. 

[IsabellaRose]

Guilty, but it's not my fault. It's a local dish called a "Garbage Plate" which is much more appetizing than it sounds. It consists of a plate full of macaroni salad (a mayo-based pasta salad), home fries, and baked beans, topped with either 2 cheeseburger or hamburger patties, or two natural casing hot dogs, then the whole pile is topped with a meat hot sauce, mustard, and onions. When I was in high school and college, the guys used to force each other through peer pressure to eat the whole thing, which usually included mopping up the extensive grease left by the meat hot sauce with the included slices of Italian bread. I never finished one, but women didn't get shamed like the guys did.

 

The next poster has tried hallucinogens.

[WritesNaughtyStories]

Guilty. Good trips, bad, more than a few days spent with a strychnine grind from crap acid.

The next poster is too lazy to come up with a good, "The next poster..."

Cause the last sure was. What a douche.

[IsabellaRose]

Not guilty. Too drugged up maybe, but never too lazy.

 

The next poster hates the way they feel on pain meds.

[bumpnrun]

Not guilty. No pain here...well...nothing that alcohol can't subdue.

The next poster actually likes to go outside at night and stand naked in the rain.

[IsabellaRose]

Guilty of all three of those things individually - go outside. stand naked. stand in the rain. But not all together. So NOT GUILTY.

 

The next poster has been seen naked by someone they didn't intent to see them naked.

[Gangsta Moll Deactivated]

Guilty

The next poster skinny dips

[IsabellaRose]

Guilty, but not for a while. Only due to lack of opportunity.

 

The next poster like breakfast for dinner.

[WritesNaughtyStories]

Guilty. Absolutely, positively guilty and proud of it. Meet at the diner at 7 this evening, I'll fight you if a cheese omelette and hash browns aren't the perfect dinner. Then, I'll eat your omelette.

The next poster has declined a sexual encounter and regretted ever since.

[IsabellaRose]

Not guilty. Declined, yes. Regretted, no. It was a big step for me to say no to a powerful man to whom I was attracted, and although I would have liked the experience, the feeling of control over my own decisions after years of being out of control was a memory I still use to guide me today. 

 

The next poster accepted a sexual encounter and regretted it ever since.

[Never Shore]

Not guilty, unless you consider those "fuck a granny" ads as a sexual encounter, and not immediately removing my eyeballs as accepting it. 

The next poster has made sweet, sweet love to an object that wasn't a sex toy.

[Cute_Bro]

Not Guilty, I have never made sweet sweet love to anything really.

The next poster is guilty of having been caught with a sex toy

[IsabellaRose]

Guilty. Caught holding, caught using, caught using on someone else. I really have to start locking doors.

 

The next poster is guilty of wanting to watch someone using a sex toy.

[Never Shore]

Guilty, and not just with someone in particular either. 

Next user has awkwardly bought condoms somewhere.

[IsabellaRose]

Guilty. But only because my mother's best friend mysteriously appeared over my shoulder and asked how I was, then got all taken aback when she saw condoms on the counter with my pads and bubble gum. 

 

The next poster is guilty of not having a condom when they needed one.

[Never Shore]

Not guilty. Unless "not having" includes having to go the gas station. 

Next user would become a millionaire with their idea for a flavour of condom.