Conditional Power

[Minorikawa]

Granted, but it's absolutely painful body horror hair growth or shrinkage and just leaves you never wanting to change your hair again.

Wish: to become the ultimate prankster

[Gidgy]

Granted! But your pranks are so effective and so perfect that the world believes you are simply cursed by the gods as everything around you goes haywire. You are summarily executed for being tainted by the dark one. I came to your funeral but no one else does because they were playing a prank on you.

Wish: to have full understanding of all languages

[Minorikawa]

Granted, but you keep speaking in the wrong language to people since you can't keep track of them in your head.

Wish: to live in a world running on hentai logic.

[KillerQueen22]

Granted but you're not the lucky protagonist and get treated like ugly side character everyone hates

Wish: the ability to see the future

[Minorikawa]

54 minutes ago, KillerQueen22 said:

Granted but you're not the lucky protagonist and get treated like ugly side character everyone hates

So no change then! 

55 minutes ago, KillerQueen22 said:

Wish: the ability to see the future

Turns out you can only see about 10,000 years into the future, and while the Earth was gone, you don't even know why or if it can be stopped.

Wish: The ability to phase through walls but not floors so there's no "falling through the Earth forever" catch-22!

[Pixel]

Granted but only walls made of brick.

The power to purify putrid water to a drinkable state like Jesus turned water to wine 

[Gidgy]

Granted! But just like Jesus, this power was a myth and so you dies horribly choking on the putrid water telling those watching you dies that they just need a bit more faiths.

 

Wish: To always make good decisions

[Pixel]

Granted but never got yourself, only when someone asks you for a thought or opinion.

The power of a perfect immune system 

[Gidgy]

Granted! But it's so strong that when anyone touches you, your body thinks it's under attacks and excretes toxic acid to attack thems. Overtime, it slowly dissolves everyone who loves you. But you never catches a cold, so there's that!

 

Wish: Nipples that are on-demand controllable drink dispensers.. Today they would be makin iced mocha lattes...

P.S. Yer welcome worlds!

[Pixel]

Granted but they taste horrible.

The power to dry wet clothes with the snap of a finger 

[IsabellaRose]

Granted, but it also shrinks them to barbie doll size.

Wish: The power to fly

[Gidgy]

Granted, but you can fly only by being permanently turned into an actual fly .

 

wish: can shower in 10 seconds

Edited October 6, 2023 by Gidgy

[IsabellaRose]

Granted, but only if you shower in someone else's bodily fluids.

 

The power of invisibility

Edited October 6, 2023 by IsabellaRose

[KillerQueen22]

Granted but only your skin turns invisible, your internal organs can be seen

Wish: to be bullet proof

[IsabellaRose]

Granted, but you're also a bullet electromagnet, so they stick to you and you end up a giant, immobile, lump of lead.

 

wish - stretchy arms and legs like Mr. Fantastic

[Minorikawa]

Granted, but unlike Mr. Fantastic, your limbs can't unstretch. They stay that length or stretch even longer. Inevitably, you run into punk kids that think it's fun to tie your limbs to a truck, you to a tree, and just drive to see how far you stretch.

It's unpleasant.

Wish: to write just one awesome enough rock song it makes me comfortably rich.

[IsabellaRose]

Granted, but it gets attributed to someone else, then covered and sampled so much that everyone forgets you and your fortune dries up and is short-lived.

 

Wish: cake. I just want some cake.

[Gidgy]

Granted. And I not gonna mess up your cake. Cause some things is sacred. Got something on your...  ~dabs a little icing off the side of her mouth and then sucks on her finger~

 

Wish: Feet the size of boats so that I can stomp on bad peoples.

[Haerm]

Every time you stomp on bad people, you will also step on a piece of lego (and it will hurt badly).

 

Wish: teleportation!

[KillerQueen22]

It only teleports you to the places you genuinely hate. Or hell. Those places only.

Wish: able to will food into existence so i can help feed the homeless

[Pixel]

Granted but only one a day.

The power to recharge batteries through skin contact

[KillerQueen22]

Recharged batteries never hold charge again after you let them go

Wish: perfect health. Forever.

[Gidgy]

Granted! And like everyone else with perfect health your head is removed and placed in cryosleep where you never get sick again. And luckily I haves a good idea on what to do with this left over body!
 

wish: chameleon skin

Edited October 8, 2023 by Gidgy

[IsabellaRose]

granted but it changes fast and never stops making everyone around you nauseous - you are forever known as the human kaleidoscope.

 

Wish: claws like wolverine

[Gidgy]

Granted! And boy is he pissed! You forgot to gets his healing factor, strength, and sense of smell though so your hands are always bloody and ooze from infected sores. And Wolverine is coming for you!

 

wish: magic spit that cures infection