Conditional Power

[MynameisAlly]

   Granted, but you have to untie your shoes by looking at them as a single glance will just tie them up again.

   The power to duplicate a penny.

[Pixel]

Granted but it gets more and more corroded with every dup 

The power to master combos in fighting games for every character without practice 

[Starcry]

Granted but you'll get rumours of cheating every time you reach a certain number.

 

The ability to grow my own vegetables.

[Pixel]

Granted but only your least favorite variety

The power to cook something perfectly every time 

[MynameisAlly]

Granted, you get an air fryer.

 

I wish shows that I get invested into don’t get canceled. 

[Pixel]

Granted but they only get worse every season 

The power to write a best-selling novel every time you think of one

[Starcry]

Granted but you get psychotic and obsessive fans of anything that you write.

 

I would like to be able to breath under water. 

[MsCassy Deactivated]

Granted, but it gets harder to breathe out of water.

I would like to be the best chef

[SpinMaster]

Granted, but other chefs are constantly challenging you to a cook-off.

I want the power to craft matter into a form of my choosing.

[Gangsta Moll Deactivated]

Granted, but the form is topological so you can't tell a donut from a coffee cup.

I want to be physically attractive to men.

[Pixel]

Granted, but they're never able to physically touch you. Also that's so sad, don't sell yourself short.

The power to avoid all movie spoilers effortlessly

[Cute_Bro]

Unfortunately, you would have to take a quiz to prove your knowledge of the source material for the movie before ever being able to watch it.

 

The power to copy organs to be able to donate

[MsCassy Deactivated]

Granted, but you will lose a piece of your sanity with each organ you donate

The power to create song lyrics within minutes for the world's top vocalists

[YuuIsekai Banned]

Granted, but each and every time you sell a song, they play the song in a completely different genre than they're known for and it never sounds as good as you thought it would when you wrote it.

I wish I had the power to intuitively know exactly what was wrong with my car whenever it acts up just by touching it.

[Pixel]

Granted but the problems will always be unsolvable even by the best of mechanics.

Being immune to every kind of poison

[MsCassy Deactivated]

Granted, but your kisses become deadly~

Never getting writer's block again

[Pixel]

Granted but everything you write sucks ever after

Being able to snap your fingers to produce a flame on your thumb

[Nafarman]

Granted, but your crotch gets on fire too

Being able to replace my lungs whenever I feel like it

[MsCassy Deactivated]

Granted but every replacement gets smaller.

Being able to change my hair color with a shake of my head

[YuuIsekai Banned]

Granted, but you don't control what color it changes into.

Being able to become fully rested just from 30 seconds of sleep.

[Nafarman]

Granted, but your energy lasts only 1 minute

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Being able to moonwalk like Sanji

(Spoiler for people who hasn't caught up with Fishman Island Arc in onepiece yet)

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[Pixel]

Granted but you can only go up one foot in the air.

Being able to pull a videogame character into reality

[Nafarman]

Granted, but it's Adam Smasher

Being able to pull a anime character into reality

 

[Pixel]

Granted but they don't want to hang out like at all.

The power to snap your fingers and conjure any food item you want at will

[Nafarman]

Granted, but they make you gain weight three times faster

The ability to withstand the heat of the center of the sun