Corrupted Dreams~

[thedude]

You get cake and stage 3 diabetes.

 

I wish Tripp would define what he wants from polymorphism.

[Whoreo]

He defines it only to show that no matter what, you can't corrupt it thus breaking the game.

[i have no idea what the word even means.]

 

I wish a beastly computer.

[thedude]

A beastly computer but broke.

 

I wish to stop seeing dead people.

[Novaer]

You become dead, and all you can see is living people and they kind of wish they could stop seeing dead people too. 

 

Oh and Polymorphous: In the context of being able to take any shape/form. I may have used the term incorrectly. But as far as I am aware there are several definitions. 

 

I wish I was better at English Spelling and Grammar. 

[SMFoxy]

You have flawless English spelling and grammar. The world converts to reading and writing only Korean and no one can understand your weird writing.

[Either that or English has become a dead language, like Latin or something. But I figured that'd be a good thing 'cause you could earn a lot as a professor of ancient languages, probably. So I went with the other option.]

 

I wish I could speak any language.

[Manni]

Wish granted. However, people have become telepathic and no longer require speech and now have no ears with which to hear your mastery of language.

 

I wish I could visit my friends overseas.

[Novaer]

Wish granted... However oversea's was taken literally. So you can see your friends... But a major flood has happened on your way over and yeah... Whoops.

 

I wish I had a cake. 

[Jakki]

You ate the cake but find out it was made from mashed up bits of your favourite family member.

I wish I never knew what pornography was. :,|

[Jakki]

Not the entire person. Just bits.

[Kevlar]

For future reference Jakki, there is an edit button so that you can fix your post to avoid double posting.

 

Your wish is granted, forever barring you from watching or reading any pornographic material in found in your home or anywhere which makes your life less fappable.

 

 

I wish porn actressees don't act so fake in scenes.

[Jakki]

Okay, thanks nyx.

Wish granted. They got up and left, and sort their lives out. All the world has is gay porn now. Even hentai.

-edit- forgot to put the "I wish"

I wish to know more about dragonsrage

Edited October 13, 2013 by Jakki

[Xander]

He turns out to be your classmate from School, and shit just got awkward. LOLWhoops.

 

I wish I had some food to eat.

[Jakki]

You got the food but it was a metal cake forcefed to you.

I wish I had demon wings.

[Novaer]

Wish granted, however you look more like a little demonic chicken than you do an actual demon. Hell also owns your soul, apparently. 

 

I wish I had a phatty right now. (Spliff)

[Neptune]

You have the phattest spliff you've ever had in your life, and it gets you so high you don't remember the next few days. However it is the last spliff you will ever smoke in your life.

 

I wish my muse behaved and stopped being so fickle.

[Novaer]

You have been given an unlimited supply Mentats, however you're also addicted to Mentats and it's causes you to to lose -1 perception and -1 intelligence to your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats. Good news is, you're being held for intellectual slave labour, which while sexually rewarding is still slave labour. Tough break, Neppy. Maybe you should have added some luck to your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats before wishing. Darn. </fake sympathy> NOW GET BACK TO WORK! </whipsnap> xD

 

I wish I had just the correct money to buy something in my bank account when I go to pay for something.

[Whoreo]

Geez. You're harsh. XD KINKY and HILARIOUS but fucking harsh.

 

You're told something costs £19,000,000 and your clothes fly off as money starts projectile vomiting out of your pockets causing a massive panic in which 259 people were trampled to death, and 144 people were killed by the coin bullets. nice goin'.

 

I wish I had cottage pie right about now.

[ernest the madhatter Banned]

Cottage pie is made from 39 year old cum. 

 

Whats cottage pie?

 

i want to make everyone happy

Edited May 4, 2014 by ernest the madhatter

[Novaer]

Need to corrupt previous posters wish first... [OOC]

[LordOfHentai]

Your wish have been granted,all of the older wishes have been backfired upon coming true in the worst possible situation.The wish of Ernest turned out to be something he now wants to take back .Everyone is always happy now.The atmosphere changed due to global warming.All nitrogen fused with oxygen to form laughing gas Dinitrogen monoxide.No one can stop laughing.Millions of people laughed to death.

I want to change the world

Edited May 5, 2014 by LordOfHentai

[Novaer]

You pretty much changed the world by corrupting the previous wish. As a result you are also dead. Congratulations. =D

 

I wish I had my computer back, and working.

[Neptune]

You get your computer back and it is working better than ever before. However you can no longer use it to connect to the Internet. Oh dear.

 

I wish I had a drink of Vanilla Coke.

[DraGonIZeD~GloRY]

Wish granted. You get your can of vanilla Coke. You pour it into a glass. A random cat jumps up the counter and spills your drink. Coke realizes vanilla isn't selling too good and discontinues the line. Guess its back to regular for you xD

I wish for blackberry to actually work properly

[LordOfHentai]

your wish has been granted.Blackberry not only works properly but now a busy city bursting with roleplayers..Now the city is so busy that no one has time to roleplay with you,.You browse through the forums as if you were a phantom. You are all alone with no body to talk to and now silently curse all those who would not even bother to chat to you..

 

I wish to have a hot elder sister who would bang me.

[DraGonIZeD~GloRY]

Your wish is granted. You get your hot elder sister and she bangs you every day and night but sadly your neighbours find out and call the cops. You have both now been locked up for incest. Now you're forced to be banged by a Mexican with a 9inch cock. Ouch. No lube for you

I wish for sprinkles on my ice cream

Edit...

Was that too harsh?

Edited May 10, 2014 by DraGonIZeD~GloRY