Corrupted Dreams~

[Estella Pink]

You have become a house cat, now you can just laze around the house making things easier...

I wish I had a better paying job that I could enjoy...

[Manni]

Wish granted except on the first day of work in your better paying job, your workplace explodes and you're left with in your underwear and some strange coin thingies...and a weird disembodied hand follows you around for some reason...

 

I wish I had a working Sengoku Driver

[Estella Pink]

Wish granted, unfortunately there are no working lock seeds in this world, and the toy one aren't compatible with it... But hey! It looks pretty on your shelf right?

I wish I had the powers of batman o.o

Edited March 31, 2015 by Estella Pink

[Manni]

Granted BUT you only gain the powers of camp-style live-action 1970s Batman! YMMV.

 

I wish I had a Gaburevolver.

[Arno]

And with Batman's powers, he has none. Batman is a guile hero using skills and money. Unfortunately you asked for powers not skills and money.

I wish my dreams couldn't be corrupted.

Plus I'm not a cat, I'm a dog :P

[Estella Pink]

Granted BUT you only gain the powers of camp-style live-action 1970s Batman! YMMV.

I wish I had a Gaburevolver.

(Sweet! Shark repellent spray! :D)

Granted, unfortunately it causes you to dance non-stop for the rest of your life!

Granted, unfortunately you now have no dreams at all!

I wish I had the Faiz belt~

Edited March 31, 2015 by Estella Pink

[Manni]

Granted but your version works like the Kaixa belt so...you might not get to use it very long.

 

I wish I could have 'Shift Time' like Drive.

Edited March 31, 2015 by Manni

[Estella Pink]

Granted you now get to work Drive's shifts at the police station ;D

I wish for "Banana new shoes" xD

[Manni]

Granted but TV-Nihon spam your email account with spam after using their translation with their type face.

I want a mech powered by IMAGINATION~

[thedude]

Granted, but you lose the ability to imagine. Gratz on losing any purpose to life.

 

I wish for my mug to be filled with nice, clean water.

[Arno]

You gain the negative effects of being the wicked witch of the west.

I wish I could travel to Morrowind.

[Manni]

Granted but for some odd reason, you bug out as soon as you arrive and are forced back to home.

 

I wish for a lovely elven girl to fall in love with.

Edited April 11, 2015 by Manni

[Cazz Cazic]

She is quite lovely and certainly elven. One look and you are head over heels for her. Unfortunatly, she doesn't feel the same. Double fortunately she is a domanatrix and a Transmutation wizard! :) You are about to become whatever she wants you to be. >:3

 

I wish I was already in my new apartment.

[thedude]

Granted, but it is immediately destroyed by many things. RIP Cazz

 

I wish everyone I know was happy and successful.

[Arno]

This one is just mean, so! Bliss, it is so lovely and for all to be happy you must believe as they shed their mortality and you are disgraced and left on the burning earth.

I really wanted to meet Saint Jiub.

[Novaer]

Error 404 - Dream not found. 

 

I wish I didn't feel so lethargic. 

[Whoreo]

Wish granted, now you feel nothing. Not even Love.

I wish I could wish a wish that could wish itself a wish.

[Manni]

Granted but The Wish Granters Union slap you in the face with your wishes as you are working them to death. Therefore, no one gets wishes. You bastard!

 

I wish I had a harem of pretty elven females.

[Novaer]

Wish granted, however the mere mention of sex makes their skin crawl, as they're all Asexual and uninterested. (Sucks for both of us)

I wish they weren't Asexual and rampant Sexaholics? 

[Manni]

Actually, I wouldn't might that as long as they still liked me ands hung out with me.

 

Wish granted, they aren't asexual or rampant sexaholics. They're dead instead. Great work, man. LOL

 

Okay...let's see. I wish I had followers who aren't stalkers.

Edited August 8, 2015 by Manni

[thedude]

You now have followers who aren't stalkers but now they just absentmindedly follow you EVERYWHERE, crowding around you while looking at their phones or talking quietly amongst themselves; not stalking you, just trundling about after you.

I wish for fun sexy times with someone who's cool and good looking.

[Manni]

Granted but they are only cool and good looking from their own conceited opinion. In fact, you find them absolutely repulsive.

 

I wish for a stash of Cola~

[SMFoxy]

I wish for a stash of Cola~

Granted. It's Pepsi Cola though, not Coca-Cola.

I wish for equality for all.
(Have fun corrupting this one.Can't wait to see what someone comes up with...)

Edited August 8, 2015 by SMFoxy

[Jordii~kins]

wish granted. now everyone is equally as dead.

I wish I had some chocolate cake right now.

[Whoreo]

wish granted - and actually genuinely because I went to Tesco today. but you won't get it until tomorrow morning - where you will have to do 'things' with me to get it. mwhahahaha

I wish we could finally charge and put Tony Blair on trail for War Crimes.