introductions Employee Files

[Luno Asherah Deactivated]

Welcome to Smut Co. !

Welcome to Smut Co.,  your one stop shop for premium sex toys, sultry apparel, and endless pleasure~ 

You may have heard that in addition to being the leading producer of high quality adult toys and treats, we are the lowest ranked company in the world for workplace sexual harassment cases! You may be asking 'how is that possible?'

It's quite simple, lovelies~

We allow our employees to fuck that stress right out! That's right, in order to reduce sexual harassment in the workplace, we condone and encourage sexual gratification wherever, whenever, however our employees see fit! Through this process, we have seen a 100% decrease in sexual harassment complaints. 

So, if you're looking for a fun working environment with excellent pay, drop your application here~

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Just fill out this Application~

Name: 

Age: 

Sex:

Sexual Orientation: 

Position Currently Applying For: 

Height: 

Weight:

Personality: 

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*Available Positions Will Be Updated Regularly In The Job Listings Topic [Coming Soon]*

**After Filling Out Your Application, Feel Free To Meet And Mingle In The Lobby While We Go Through The Interviews~! But Don't Be Afraid To Join The Fun~!**

 

Edited October 5, 2020 by Luno Asherah

[Nafarman]

((Guess I could fill out the first application xD))

 

Name: Icarus Biville

Age: 26

Sex: Male

Sexual Orientation: Straight (Bi-curious)

Position: Sales Engineer

Height: 6'2'' (187 cm)

Weight: 164 ibs (75 KG)

Personality: Laid back in nature, sarcastic yet very ambitious.

 

 

Edited October 5, 2020 by Iori

[Luno Asherah Deactivated]

Name: Luno Asherah

Age: 23

Sex: f

Sexual Orientation: Bi-sexual

Position: Director of Marketing

Height: 5 ft

Weight: 

Personality: Standoffish at first but an absolute sweetie

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[Luno Asherah Deactivated]

For Mods, I figured we'd get first dibs so I just put the position I want XD

[Nafarman]

Well so, given the position you want, will you be conducting my interview?

[Luno Asherah Deactivated]

6 minutes ago, Iori said:

Well so, given the position you want, will you be conducting my interview?

I'm sure I could squeeze you in ;) 

Just step into my office~

[Nafarman]

Squeeze me in, oh my. I love how that sounds.

After you, ma'am.

[Elrishna]

Name: Samantha Grail

Age: 35

Sex: Female

Sexual Orientation: Bi-sexual

Position: CEO/Owner

Height:  5'11''

Weight:

Personality: Kind and understanding, Extremely Lustful, Has spontaneous bouts of sexual cruelty toward people under her employ.  

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Edited October 1, 2020 by Elrishna

[Shane]

Name: Halifax Hughes

Age: 24

Sex: male 

Sexual orientation: bi-sexual 

Position currently applying for: product tester toy user 

Height: 6 ft

Personality: kind willing to listen and give advice and just be there for his friends 

 

Edited October 1, 2020 by Shane

[Syco_The_Girl]

Name:Elena Willow

Age:26

Sex:Female

Sexuality:Bi

Position currently applying for:Security 

Height:5 ft.5

Personality:Edgy

[DreamsnThings]

Name: Kristal Ventana

Age: 23

Sex: Female

Sexual Orientation: Bi-sexual

Position: Janitor 

Height:  5'3''

Weight: ya no.

Personality: Kind and Shy, with a bad habit of trying to hide when she might have to talk with people... but has a major voyeurisms preference, leading her to try and watch when employees start making a mess in the office.

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Edited October 4, 2020 by DreamsnThings

[Melethron]

Name: Thomas Hatter

Age: 27

Sex: Male

Sexual Orientation: Bisexual, leaning towards women

Position Currently Applying For: Chief Software Engineer

Height: 5'11"

Weight: 145 lbs, lean and muscular

Personality: Shy and nerdy in high school, Thomas was a social outcast as a child. With two wealthy administrators for parents with little time for him (perhaps once a month or so), he was forced to adapt and learn how to take care of himself. By eight, he was washing, dressing and cooking for himself. By twelve, he was saving his monthly allowance for college, and on his sixteenth birthday he got his driver's license. His one bright source of life was the fictional world he constructed around himself. Gaming, anime and tv all became his world. That is, until he met Mavis Black. The most popular girl in the school, Entranced by her beauty and her sophisticated demeanor, Thomas began to work out, honing his mind and body so he could win the girl of his dreams. When he felt he was ready, he asked her out, and to her surprise she agreed. The two dated for two years, going to the same college together, before marrying in their sophomore year. With his dream girl minding the homefront, Thomas dove into his technology studies, and graduated top of his class. He used his parents' connections and his talents as a software developer to jumpstart his career, developing several apps and programs, before Smut Co. caught his attention. He now hopes to invest his time and energy into developing and troubleshooting Smut Co's technical problems.

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Name: Mavis Hatter

Age: 28

Sex: Female

Sexual Orientation: Bisexual

Position Currently Applying For: Secretary

Height: 5'6"

Weight: 126 Pounds

Personality: Elegant and glamorous beyond her years, and with a libido she has always tried to keep hidden, Mavis always had a reputation for her kind nature and taste for love poetry as a teenager. Always the most popular at school among the guys, she dated a string of men hoping for her first time in bed, but she staved off her first sexual experience until her future husband asked her on a date. After encouraging him to come out of his shell, the two attended college together, before they married in their sophomore year. She would drop out later that year, in order to be a stay at home wife, and mother. Still with the youthful features that made her desired as a youth, but now with three kids in school, she's found herself with little to do while her children are at school and her husband at work. So when the option for a job as secretary came up, her husband suggested she apply...

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[Luno Asherah Deactivated]

Interesting!

[te-ginger]

Name: Marn Wikstrom

Age: 27

Sex: Male

Sexual Orientation: Straight {Bi-Curious}

Position Currently Applying For: Human Resources Specialist

Height: 5'10"

Weight: 162lbs

Personality: Very much an annoying tease who enjoys the magical art of sarcastic and derogatory humor. Marn usually prides himself on being able to make jokes quickly and precisely, often to hide how he actually feels about a given situation. His skills in verbal fencing and his mostly charming apperance and mannerisms make him a perfect candidate to help justify the very much protcol-breaking nature of Smut Co. to the employees and onlookers, even if that means he has to do some "visualizations", which he is more than happy with. Marn, despite how dry he might seem, does care for the employees of the company, and will try everything in his power to not only make them more comfortable through his words and actions, be them provocative not, but also to see it that their problems are either mitigated, erased or made seem as no longer an issue. He's always here to help, and if not, to get a chuckle or two out of.

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[PwettyCosP]

Name: Maid Cosp

Age: 18

Sex: Female

Sexual Orientation: Bi (Male lean)

Position Currently Applying For: Front Desk Receptionist

Height: 4'8 

Weight: 65 kg

Personality: Really lazy and playful with her mates, teasing everyone