Masturbation. :)

[Primal futa]

Wow that's awesome! Any pics you could share? ;). And your so lucky to have awesome friends like that! I too wish I had friends like you. :)

[Syrma]

I don't have pics sadly but yeah my friends are cool...sometimes very perverted but hey where is the fun in being normal

[Primal futa]

Exactly! Being perverted is so much fun. Normals don't understand that. I just wish I had a group of friends that could understand that and have that same interest as me. But all my friends like it's to weird. Like I collect hentai figurines (huge boobs big asses, and some have gaping holes you can put toys in!) which all my friends hate.... Sadly :/

[Syrma]

A few of my friends are like that but most like me for who I am

[OnePieceGeek]

I'm kinda boring when I jerk it xD I usually just whip it out and use my hand. If I'm in the mood I'll use my fingers to scoop up the cum and swallow it, and I usually use my spit for lube.

 

Fun fact: I used to Skype with a girl that would lose her mind when  spit on my cock. I didn't think that would be much of a turn on but she went nuts! xD

[Primal futa]

Haha. Whatever gets the job done. ;) and yeah some girls get crazy over small little things which makes them so much more fun.

[OnePieceGeek]

True, and I'm all about reactions and moaning so it was a BIG treat for me. xD

[thedude]

You're quite the lucky guy to have had that opportunity!

[OnePieceGeek]

^///^' Yeah, she was pretty amazing.

[Foolish]

WhenI masturbate, I sit on the floor. Use some KY warming liquid, or if I dont have any, then lotion and spit. If not that, then just spit.

 

I once, last weekend, while I was visiting my brother, stole my sister inlaw's friend's panties. She was an older woman. About 40 something and from Australia. Her accent drove me mad so when she left to visit a friend, I snuck into luggage, took out her panties and used them to jerk off, sniffed, no inhaled them. Heaven. 

 

I used to have a few toys. Sex sleeves. The japanese ones felt amaing but were way too small, and both ripped. Then I got a fleshlgiht(Tori Black model) and it lasted quite a while. I recommend. Those things will drain you!!!

 

I usually cum in a rag or on some paper and just toss it away.

:D  Good topic.

[Warlock]

I used to skype with a girl who loved seeing cock, she went mad over keeping it hard as long as possible. It was very fun as we would try to last longer then one another. She always used a big vibrator. That was always so much fun. But most of the time I use standard lube and a cleaning rag. Have never tried any toys but who knows, I never judge. I also don't steal panties, not my style XD

[RAVEN]

I don't usually get off masturbating and when I do it's nowhere as good as the real thing. The best experience I had with it though was this rather large you that you straddled. The guy who showed it to me was using the controller but that thing vibrated like it was from heaven. Lost track of how long I was on it or how many times I came. Only time I got to use it though. Wish I remembered what it was called.

[thedude]

It's called a sybian, go wild ;)

[ArdillaVerde93]

Lube is out of the question for me, since I live with 2 elderly people, one of whom took my bedroom from me, so it's hard to find privacy. When I have the chance(once a day or more.), I give my thingy the ol' spit shine. 

[Xeno]

Well i don't have much to say i think I do it casually with bare hands at times or if in the showers use soap or shampoo as a lube and i wish i owned a fleshlight but i live with ppl and there are no sex toy stores around here T.T and as for my cum i just usually clean it and never tasted it or drank it is that it weird? Cuz i mean many ppl here seem to have drank it or taste it so am i like missing out on smth good? And yea that's about it, very normie ik  

[nicjomo]

Nah, cum really grosses me out. The less I see of it, the better. So, I don't drink it. Or taste it. What everyone else does, hey you do you. I just... I'm not turned on really seeing my own semen. 

Ill use these... cloth paper towels or a sock I dont use anymore. Yes, sometimes the semen leaks, but at that point it just is either a wet spot, or just leaves a shine.

Im weird, sue me.

[SataiRolePlayingGuy]

Just my hand and a wash cloth to catch everything that comes out and get tossed in the laundry later.

[Reaper(Bandit)]

Well living here in India sharing a room hard to get privacy. So definitely not using toys or clothes.

Usually have to wait till roommates happen to be out and i have the room to myself.

I go bare for the same reason using oil etc would prolly create a mess.

As for cleaning just simply tossed the dirty underwear in the washing machine i guess

[Belly Literature Deactivated]

Little late to this one, but then again, I'm a procrastinator, so, what the hell.

I've actually been experimenting with this lately.

My standard method used to be showering and using whatever I have in there to slick myself up and crank one out; the shower cleans up after me, and the steam makes me feel great. My other default method is to go raw and shoot into a toilet.

But, like I said, I have been experimenting, I've been using baby oil as lubricant, and that works well. And instead of using the toilet, I just shoot into a wash cloth.

I'm also a fan of using my underwear as a grip, since it's stretchy and soft. Makes for a fun experience, though it is dangerous since I can kinda give myself a rug burn, haha. But it's nice since I can just unload into the underwear. Cleanup is easy.

Those are my main methods, I suppose.

[KinkyKathy Banned]

When I'm allowed to masturbate my Domme only lets me use a finger but when she fucks me she uses all sorts of toys at her disposal....her fave is her 10 inch Rabbit vibe

[Quotation]

Now let me tell you what, fellas. I think the best way to enjoy a good bit of alone time is to organize it beforehand! 

Because for me, I almost have a sort of... Ritual when it comes to that. You know, the good old act of sin that we commit every once in a while. Tussling with the sea cucumber as they say. But really, I'm pretty vanilla when I do. I use a bit of lotion and just a tiny bit of water to get me started, and when I do-- well, finish... I just use a regular old tissue to clean it up. I think using socks is icky, and it's just a mess you gotta deal with later. Besides, I might fall into it! 

Yet before all the action, I plan ahead to achieve a very good, nearly perfect brain blast. 

First, I think of what I'm feeling into, what my mood would be. You know, just some basic things at first, but then I decide what I wanna finish off to. Because I like getting to work to some more real distractions than the classic 2D ones that we've all come to enjoy. So first, real stuff. Second, the cherry on the top with an adorable 2D! 

Second, I decide what kind of music I wanna finish off to. I have my basic options, but sometimes I like to stray onto more new things to keep things fresh. And a lot of times I just don't listen to music at all to finish off. Because I'm trying to bust a nut, not a move, you know what I'm saying? I like this track in particular, as bizarre as it might seem...   (>///<)

Lastly, to clean up. It's simple, just wipe up your DNA and stor-- uh... Throw it away. I'm just kidding I wouldn't actually... But! But but but, there will be other messes as well. Let's be honest here, after a long session of excitement, we tend to sweat a bit. Right? I mean I can't be the only one, but it usually only happens in, well, certain areas. So what I do is just bring a spare piece of tissue, or just split the one I already have to clean that up as well. Because depending on where you do it at, you might leave a mess.   (O///O)

Anyway, that's about it. A lot more than anyone would've wanted to know, but remember, forgive your enemies. And remember their names. So perhaps next time you decide to get jiggy with yourself, try that and see how it turns out for you! I find it to be the most enjoyable way to do it. Heeeeeeeee~

[Musei]

On 15/09/2014 at 04:35, Primal futa said:

Hey Guys and Gals. This is a bit of a weird topic but i know there are people out there that like to talk about how they masturbate or really want to talk about but don't have any where or anyone to actually talk to about it. Well here you go everyone. I would love to hear about kinky things everyone does. Maybe learn a new trick or two for myself.

 

Do you:

Just do bare and not use anything?

Steal someones panties or bras? (Mom/sister's, a neighbor's, friend's mom/sister's etc...)

use any toys? (Fleshlights, dildos, butt plugs, sex dolls, sex machinces etc....)

Use any homemade toys or products you would find at home?

What do you with your cum when you finish?

and anything else i missed feel free to post or talk about!

1. I need audios at least to masturbate to , really love wet sounds and listening to basically anyone except girls moan as they touch  themselves. But a spicy story helps get me in the right mindset.

2.nope

3. I don't have any toys so i just use my fingers , sometimes I use both hands at once.

4. Nope

5. Sometimes I lick it off my fingers other times I wipe my hands on my underwear

Also I really love peeing after masturbating , it feels like a second orgasm and makes me feel like I've finished properly hehe 

 

[Bluenails]

On 15/09/2014 at 03:35, Primal futa said:

Hey Guys and Gals. This is a bit of a weird topic but i know there are people out there that like to talk about how they masturbate or really want to talk about but don't have any where or anyone to actually talk to about it. Well here you go everyone. I would love to hear about kinky things everyone does. Maybe learn a new trick or two for myself.

 

Do you:

Just do bare and not use anything?

Steal someones panties or bras? (Mom/sister's, a neighbor's, friend's mom/sister's etc...)

use any toys? (Fleshlights, dildos, butt plugs, sex dolls, sex machinces etc....)

Use any homemade toys or products you would find at home?

What do you with your cum when you finish?

and anything else i missed feel free to post or talk about!

1: I greatly prefer to have something in me, but sometimes just a hand

2: No, I have my own. I'll wear them if that's what I've been wearing, I don't usually dress up, although if I'm feeling dirty, I will get myself all dressed and made up all slutty. This is usually when I also use the audio, since as has been said, that works a lot and a guy (usually. Sometimes a female voice, but most often male) grunting, moaning and telling me what a good slut I am as I bounce myself on a cock ... yes.

3: Very often. Usually just a dildo or buttplug, but it's not uncommon for me to use two and spitroast myself, especially as I have two squirty dildoes and getting cummed on and in simultaneously is very nice.

4: Not any more, really.

5: Depends on the state of my hands. If they're covered in non-edible lube because I've just been doing buttstuff, then it gets wiped off, if I went for the edible cum lube, it joins that in my mouth.

[Gr00mersJOI Banned]

Sometimes I jerk raw, but I have this strange anxiety that it might be harmful so I started using this lube lately and I like it Figure most part!  I typically don't use toys tho I did have a flesh light at one point! And when I was younger I went through a phase of sticking small things in my but Lmfao but never had the desire to be butt fucked I usually watch porn or jerk off to RPs

[Dart Deactivated]

Hey! I jack off all the time, at least four times a day, just about! I stuff blankets into my pants, because the friction feels sooooo good against my hairy balls! When I cum, EVERY time I cum, I always eat it! My cum tastes good, and sometimes I use one or two of my dildos, and I use chocolate syrup as lube, and, once or twice, I've mixed piss with cum, and swallowed it whole.