Guilty or Not Guilty

[WritesNaughtyStories]

Guilty-ish. There are some King books I adore and some I despise. The Bachman Books and his short stories are especially strong.

The next poster refuses to admit how bad the Song of Ice and Fire is.

[Chuck89]

On that I can agree with (about the short stories. Only made it through the novelette Cycle of the Werewolf, which was a great read) 

 

Not guilty because I haven't read it.

 

Next poster needs sleep 

[IsabellaRose]

Guilty. It's only coming in 1.5 - 2 hour segments right now and I feel like a zombie all day.

 

The next poster has a sexual fetish they don't often admit.

[Pixel]

Guilty and I won't admit it

The next poster has a garden they care for

[IsabellaRose]

Ugh. Guilty. And not only do I NOT have a green thumb, I think I have quite the opposite. But my girlfriend insists it's therapeutic to work in the garden, even when I apparently can't tell the difference between weeds and swiss chard.

 

The next poster does all their own home repairs.

[Pixel]

I work with plants professionally. I can agree it's done wonders for my poor mental health.

Not guilty in most cases, I'm good at some stuff and shit with others.

The next poster is going to stay hydrated today 

[WritesNaughtyStories]

Not bloody likely. A cup of coffee until I get home and have a cup of tea.

The next poster is avoiding doing something they REALLY need to be doing right now.

[Pixel]

Guilty constantly. But, I like to live simply and vibe. It'll get done, just, when it gets done.

The next poster wears a scent

[IsabellaRose]

Guilty. Mon Paris is my daily go to perfume. 

 

The next poster has a consistent hair style.

[Cute_Bro]

Guilty, and we call it wind-whipped.

The next poster is guilty of having changed their look under peer pressure

[MissKass]

Guilty. Once. Hair. Nuff said.

Next poster is posting from work.

[Cute_Bro]

Guilty, as always

Next poster is guilty of having had at least 5 jobs in their whole lifespan

[Pixel]

Not guilty. I've had three, left one of my own volition, mass layoffs in the other, been at number three since.

The next poster still works at their first job

[Reasoned]

Not Guilty. Although I'm still doing 3 simultaneously in the present time so...

 

The next poster is guilty of having had harem fantasies about their former classmates. 

Edited September 21, 2023 by Reasoned

[MissKass]

Guilty.

Next poster had x-rated fantasies with at least one of their teachers.

[WritesNaughtyStories]

Not guilty, Or a) at least not that I recall (I am old though...) b) not a teacher. Dad's secretary though... but damn, it was really that yellow convertible Mustang...

The next poster has a tattoo or piercing they regret.

[Cute_Bro]

Not guilty, as I have no piercings nor tats to speak of.

The next poster is guilty of having gotten a tattoo of a partner's name.

[Pixel]

Not guilty. I considered it for one, and she considered the same, and then it turned out she was a sociopath out of nowhere and shit didn't work out.

The next poster always seems to want a milkshake when the McDonald's ice cream machine is broken

[Business Kitten]

Not guilty, I've never had it broken but I only get it once every few months

 

The next poster texts with obnoxious nail clicking on their phone

[Chuck89]

Guilty.

 

Next poster seems to be always tired

[Business Kitten]

Guilty but it's my fault

The next poster really dislikes peanut butter

[IsabellaRose]

Not guilty. I really like peanut butter.

 

The next poster can do a variety of accents to sound like they're from somewhere else.

[Pixel]

Guilty. I get a lot of praise for the various voices I can do in general.

The next poster slaps melons in the produce section

[IsabellaRose]

Guilty... and all the housewives slap mine back. (ba-dum-TISS).

But for real, yes. I do. More a knock than a slap. How else am I supposed to know if they're fresh?

 

The next poster has slapped someone in the face.

[Pixel]

Guilty. I was a kid, in summer camp. This other kid thought it was hilarious to start running around kicking other boys in the pills, so he came up to me and THWACK. He didn't do it again after.

The next poster has eaten the skin of a citrus fruit