Guilty or Not Guilty

[NekoHero]

Guilty I like Grapes (.. )

Next poster puts all their songs in different playlists and listens to em depending on mood

[Jtcookie]

Not guilty. All my songs go in one playlist so I can listen to them all the time no matter my mood.

 

the next person believes Atlantis is real.

[KittyB00]

Not guilty. Many archeologists will play with the notion that there was a place, but advanced technology to the Greeks was a powerful navy. During our time it evolved to met modern society standards on advanced technology. So has time goes on the myth will raise its standards on the tech tree throughout the ages. So like instead of flying cars and mechanical beasts  It could just be a simple boat that outshines the standard Greek Trireme. If that makes sense. 
 

next poster believes the world is flat. 

[WritesNaughtyStories]

Not guilty. 

Next poster pees in the shower.

[Rexyon]

Not guilty, showers are not for peeing.

Next poster prefers mayonnaise on sandwiches over butter or margarine.

[WritesNaughtyStories]

Guilty, though butter or margarine are only the tiniest but worse.

Next poster knows the only sensible condiment for most sandwiches is mustard. And not the weak-sauce shit in a yellow plastic bottle, America.

[Huginn Blue]

Not guilty because of the “only” portion in that sentence. I do love a GOOD, real mustard. 
 

Next poster has spilled condiment on a lovers body and licked it up. 

[Rexyon]

Not guilty, I find the idea of eating off someone else kind of disgusting. I suppose in theory its hot, but no.

The next poster enjoys doing jigsaw puzzles.

[inkylore]

not guilty, not particularly but its fun to attempt i guess a real time killer


next poster doesn't like the taste of girly juices from a orgasm if you know what i mean

[IsabellaRose]

Holy shit NOT GUILTY. I kinda love the way she tastes.

 

The next person would rather read the book than watch the movie.

[KittyB00]

Maybe guilty. Truly depends on the book or movie. 
 

next poster hasn’t played a sport. 

[IsabellaRose]

Mostly guilty. Does being terrible at tennis with an ex count? Or trying to golf with coworkers so they can laugh at me? 

 

The next person has never been on an airplane.

[KittyB00]

Not guilty. I’ve been on a plane a couple times. 
 

Next poster likes to stay in rather than go on a fancy date. 

[WritesNaughtyStories]

Half guilty? I like to go out, but the high production, high expectation date is almost always a let down, but with family, dogs dishes - all the stuff of daily life - staying home is more like work.

Next poster has real world shit they ought to be doing right now.

[KittyB00]

Guilty, but I do what I want and my college can wait. 
 

next poster is typically 30 to a hour early for literally everything cuz they’re annoying.

[Calphur]

Not guiltyn't! I am typically super on time with formal obligations, but given leeway to be late and becoming disillusioned with my obligations can lead to me underestimating the time I'll need to get prepped and being late. Not by 30m though, usually 5-15m.

The next person is too much of a softie to "ground people" unless pushed to their limits. 

[Huginn Blue]

Not guilty. 
Im a gentleman and a diplomat, but have no problem putting people in their place when needed. 
 

Next person enjoys pushing the limits and testing other people patience, just to see how they’ll react. 

[IsabellaRose]

Not guilty... until someone else starts something. Then all buttons will be pushed and all limits will be tested.

 

The next person has spent an entire day naked.

[Reasoned]

Guilty. It was pretty good. It was within the flat I live in so it's not that special. I did save on the laundry. 
 

The next person had a wet dream before. 

[Calphur]

Very guilty. Maybe the worst part is that my goofy ass can't tell apart dreams from reality sometimes, so I just kinda wake up and try to figure out if what I saw did or didn't happen, depending on how down to earth it was lmao.

The next person has definitely convinced their partner to try out a few new things.

[Rexyon]

Not guilty. Never had a local partner, all my relationships have been long distance and fizzled before sex was involved.

Next poster likes morning wood.

[IsabellaRose]

That's not something either I or my partner personally experience, but when I did it was a fun morning plaything if I was in the mood.

 

The next person has a "best friend"

 

[KittyB00]

Definitely freakin guilty. So my best friend had a bf but he cheated on her so we convinced the girl to have a threesome with us in the ex bfs house annd we turned her 100% lesbian. She’s married now and planning on adopting a kid with her wife. 
 

next poster says lol but never actually laughs out loud. 

[Reasoned]

Guilty. I verbally say "LOL" instead of laughing sometimes and even when I have the urge to laugh and say that the urge goes away with the word itself. It's become a very odd, occasional laugh replacement. 
 

The next person loves to abbreviate with pls, thx, m8, and stuff like this. 

[IsabellaRose]

Not guilty. I even spell out numbers quite often. Maybe that's why people think I'm too uptight. lol

 

The next person has been handcuffed.