Guilty or Not Guilty

[LEROZERO]

Guilty-ish. I usually just eat a plum, grapes, or apple instead of drinking juice.

Next person is currently procrastinating.

[WritesNaughtyStories]

I'd be guilty if I ever got around to admitting it, so not guilty?

Next poster has a creative project they really want the world to see but aren't quite finished with it yet.

[WickedCadrach]

Guilty. It needs a couple more rounds of playtesting... and that's all you get,  because I would definitely dox myself if I tried to explain it.

The next person has sold a piece of art that they created (any kind of art)

[Rexyon]

Guilty, I was an artist for 7 years. I don't use my handle for this site, but if you know what I normally go by, my art is easy to find. Ultimately it was given up due to lack of talent, at least in my mind, but I did sell a few pieces here and there.

The next poster prefers physical media to digital media.

[LEROZERO]

Not guilty. I prefer to have ny media at the tip of mah grubby hands.

Next person has actually bought and read a newspaper/still does.

[IsabellaRose]

Past tense have done so, guilty. Present tense still does... not guilty. 

 

The next person has a favorite author (or several).

[LEROZERO]

GUILTY! John Flannagan, The Brotherband Chronicles! Plus many more!

Next person has never finished a book.(How???)

[IsabellaRose]

Not guilty. I've read... hundreds, well over a thousand, probably. I'm a huge book nerd.

 

The next person has their own personal library, no matter how small.

[WritesNaughtyStories]

Guilty. It is all left wing politics and RPGs. There are a few, scattered, hard bound comic collections too.

Next poster reads only fiction.

[LEROZERO]

I feel sad to say, but guilty. I will gladly write sci-fi and watch stuff like "The Orville", but reading it hurts my head after awhile...

Next person has never read a smut book.

[Rexyon]

Not guilty, I believe I answered something similar a while ago where I said I have not read any books that describe the act of sex in detail. I have now done so! It was dull.

The next poster has published writing somewhere.

[IsabellaRose]

Not guilty. I'm terrified of hearing the kind of critique of my work that I'll need to make it good enough to publish. I know I've improved with time and practice, but my fragile lil ego will probably keep me from ever being legitimately published.

 

The next person lets their brain issues get in the way of their dreams :(

[Pixel]

Been guilty of it for too many years.

The next poster overcame brain issues to live a more fulfilling life

[IsabellaRose]

Semi-guilty? Some of them, yes. A lot of them, not yet... but I'm working on it! Izzy, the eternal "work in progress"!

 

The next person needs someone to give them a swift kick in the ass to get going on something they should already be going on.

[WritesNaughtyStories]

Guilty. That Warrior Nun game ain't gonna write itself.

Next poster has a favorite candy they feel is childish.

[WickedCadrach]

Not Guilty. I love candy, but I don't eat much due to restrictions/reactions. I do use oranges a fair amount and when I feel up for it, I save the peels to make candied orange peel, though it's usually better as a drink garnish than a candy.

The next person has cooked a meal for more than a dozen people at one time.

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[Cyrusmalady107]

Not guilty, though I love the idea of cooking, I am not a very good cook, heck the first time I made brownies for myself, I added 3 times the amount of vegitable oil needed... And added too little water the second time… only getting it right the third time with help. Oh yeah did I mention this was all within the same day?

the next person has used whipped cream during an intimate moment with a partner to spice up the session~

[WritesNaughtyStories]

Not guilty. Sticky! And I really only like fresh whipped cream, which means we have some work to do ahead of time, then the whole losing air and turning back to cream....wow, no.

Next poster has used an improvised lube for sex.

[IsabellaRose]

I'm going to avoid answering for a moment to tell a story that made me laugh about improvised lubrication.

Years ago my sister and I were thumbing through a magazine (yes, an actual magazine, so you can guess how ridiculously old we both are) and there was a little tear-out postcard that you could fill out to get a free sample of KY Jelly. Of course we wanted a free sample of KY Jelly, so she filled out the card, and then she started giggling, then laughing, then her eyes were watering she was laughing so hard, and I'll be honest, I had no idea what could possibly be so amusing about her name and address on a post card, so I looked.

The card had the usual stuff - name, address, probably some checkbox about something. But there was a question "what lubricant are you currently using?" and on the little pink line my sister wrote "gravel and thumbtacks" and we couldn't stop laughing imagining some poor office drone's day when they read that. 

Now, my answer. Guilty. I have used an improvised lube. It was not gravel and thumbtacks.

 

The next person thinks I should stop telling silly stories and "just answer the question, Claire!" _{(bonus points if you know what movie that quote is from)}

[WritesNaughtyStories]

That's The Breakfast Club. "No dad, what about you!"

Wise choice not to use gravel and thumbtacks. Not saying how I know.

But, no, not guilty: share the stories. I enjoy them and hope people enjoy mine too.

[IsabellaRose]

@WritesNaughtyStories But what about the next poster?!

[WritesNaughtyStories]

The next poster, fuck, I dunno, has a poster.

[WickedCadrach]

Guilty. I do have a poster... two technically—only one hanging up though. I bought it off of a local game store after they were hit with a lawsuit that forced them to auction off everything and close. They were very good to me, and I was sad that I couldn't do more (the whole thing felt like a funeral where you auction off the deceased's possessions... while they watch you... just a very weird mix of being super sad and 'wow, that's a great deal on a copy of Ogre'. )

The next person has played a board game (not a tabletop rpg) that took more than eight hours to finish. 

[WritesNaughtyStories]

Guilty. On multiple occasions. BattleTech, ASL, Star Fleet Battles, Twilight Imperium and Talisman with a few expansions all come to mind. Our KDM campaign has probably 40 hours or more in it, but that's in 4 and 5 hour chunks.

Next poster has never played a "hex and counter" game.