Guilty or Not Guilty

[WritesNaughtyStories]

Guilty. Just one, Armor by John Steakley.

Next poster has a favorite Nickelodeon show they watch for comfort.

[WickedCadrach]

Guilty. I've watched Avatar: The Last Airbender maybe a half-a-dozen times all the way through, and it is a perfect series (except that Zuko and Katara are obviously meant to be together *grumble grumble*).

The next poster regularly writes notes or draws directly on their skin. 

[NoneOtterThanVicky]

Guilty. I'm a whore for doodles, and the good ones get to be tattoos!

The next poster doesn't drink enough water

[WritesNaughtyStories]

Guilty. I drink maybe a liter or two of water a week. The rest is coffee or tea and, at times, I'm such a lazy fuck that I drink instant coffee.

Next poster has been a lifeguard.

[IsabellaRose]

Not guilty. I dated a lifeguard... does that count for anything?

 

The next person has studied a martial art.

[AmberBi]

Not guilty, never had the desire to learn any of those, although the movements are fun and usually fluid.  

The next person does or has done ballroom dancing for fun or competitive.  

[WickedCadrach]

Not Guilty. The closest I've come to a proper ballroom dance was a role in Pygmalion. 

The next person has gone line dancing. 

[WritesNaughtyStories]

Guilty. Sobriety was never a companion though.

Next poster missed 80's dance music.

[IsabellaRose]

I might have been a tad underage to be out dancing in the 80s, but I danced alone in my bedroom like only a pre-teen can to many 80's dance songs, so... sort guilty-ish?

 

The next person has got a little too carried away on a dance floor. (I'll leave what that means to your interpretation)

[Nutcracker]

Guilty, I dry humped and danced like a freak on the floor.

the next person wants a SFW celebrity to steal their love

[IsabellaRose]

Not guilty. I don't want anything to do with celebrity. Quiet, unknown, and under the radar is my flavor.

 

The next person would love to be in the limelight.

[WritesNaughtyStories]

Guilty, I think. I think I'd do okay as a director or something, but as a well known "star: I'd end up making Justin Bieber look like a sane, reasonable individual.

NExt poster has a brilliant idea for a script or show but doesn't know how to shop it.

[IsabellaRose]

Oh, very guilty, Multiple ideas. Even two movie scripts mostly written. And a comic book. and more books than I can count.

 

The next person is too scared of rejection to follow a dream.

[WritesNaughtyStories]

Guilty but it's not rejection - bills terrify me. I have a million things I's rather do and might be able to monetize that aren't my 9-6 grind, but I NEED TO KEEP THE BILLS PAID. People are free to laugh, tell me to fuck off, whatever, but I am a wage slave.

Next poster tried to work for themself but wound up working for someone else again.

[WickedCadrach]

Guilty. I actually did go off and write my books and tried to give it a go, but I needed to pay the bills and eventually splitting the difference just became editing and ghostwriting with no time to work on my own stuff anymore. I'm trying to fix that, and I'm working on something now that I want to push in my own name, but... *sigh* we'll see. 

The next person also gets sad when it rains. 

[WritesNaughtyStories]

Not guilty. I love the rain - gentle showers, thunder storms  anything in between. There is something sensual and soothing about rain on the window or the roof of a cabin or tent... I don't even mind driving in the rain.

The next poster uses public transport regularly.

[AmberBi]

Not guilty.  First time I used public transportation was when downtown had streetcars installed about 8 years ago now.  BF had to show me how to use it, considering he was used to public transit his whole life. 

The next poster travels at least once a month by airplane, for work or pleasure.  

[IsabellaRose]

Not guilty. My job is boringly local.

 

The next person has a hairdresser they can't live without.

[Obligog]

Not guilty, the Temp staff on rotation are honestly my go to.

The next poster Dedicates atleast one day of the week to some Rest and Relaxation therapy.

 

[WickedCadrach]

Not Guilty. I make a point of having a rest day from workouts on Sundays, and I take a long walk instead of running or cycling on that day. But every day I have something to be working on. 

The next person can identify at least three constellations on a clear night. 

[IsabellaRose]

Depending on the season and the time of night, guilty. Sometimes Orion gets too low to see.

 

The next person has been watched by an uninvolved party while enjoying a sexual act.

[NoneOtterThanVicky]

Guilty. My ex, myself and our old friend group played strip poker one night and we all ended up getting head at the same time in the living room. No one wanted to partner swap, so that was lame.

The next person knowingly participated in a sexual act while others watched

[WickedCadrach]

Guilty. I was in a poorly-thought-out poly situation for a while, and sometimes it was 'me and her while he watched' or 'me and him while she watched'. I've had some other moments in less private settings, but I think I'll leave them behind the curtain for a bit. 

The next person has edited a pornographic movie (personal or professional). 

[LEROZERO]

Nope, not guilty.

Staying on the topic of porn, next person has participated in/still participates in pornos.

[IsabellaRose]

There are at least two videos that I know of floating around somewhere. One should in theory be limited to an old VHS camcorder and whatever it might have been duplicated to, and one was on a old shitty phone where you could barely tell who it was because the quality was super crappy. So I guess, guilty, in an amateur sense, and none to happy about either, to be quite honest.

 

The next person watches amateur porn looking for people they know.