Guilty or Not Guilty

[WritesNaughtyStories]

Guily-ish. I am a huge proponent of Talk Like A Pirate Day on September 19th. I have a blousey-sleeved linen shirt with colored stitching that I adore, but the family does not like at all. On the 19th, it comes out, and "Ahoy, maties - turn-to, trim the mizzen and haul the pogey onto the deck!" They are convinced I've lost my mind. They're lucky we're landlocked or I'd keelhaul 'em!

Next poster has a piece of clothing they love to wear but have nowhere to wear it to.

[IsabellaRose]

Oh. Yes. Many. I adore teasingly revealing clothing and translucent fabric and... well, I have this dress... I didn't need it, knew better than to buy it since I have nowhere to wear it, but it's still in my closet looking sexier in my imagination than it ever will anywhere but in front of the mirror on the closet door. <heavy sigh> It's so gorgeous, though.

 

The next person has something they like to wear to feel "sexy".

[WickedCadrach]

Guilty. It's honestly such a small thing—but I have this silver chain earring with a cuff, and when I put it on, something in me switches from "She's cute. You should go talk to her." to "She's cute. You should push her against that wall." It's the one accessory that makes me an absolute menace. 

The next person thinks a particular piercing is devastatingly sexy. 

[WritesNaughtyStories]

Guilty. Visually a Prince Albert is gorgeous. Equally stunning, and more enjoyable in practice, a vertical clit hood piercing, Labia piercings and scrotal chain-mail are, striking but not in the same way. Nostril rings are pretty good on everybody, but a septum piercing never looks good.

Next poster paints - miniatures, water color, pastels - whatever, for enjoyment.

[icebear]

On 10/16/2025 at 5:43 PM, WritesNaughtyStories said:

Guilty. Visually a Prince Albert is gorgeous. Equally stunning, and more enjoyable in practice, a vertical clit hood piercing, Labia piercings and scrotal chain-mail are, striking but not in the same way. Nostril rings are pretty good on everybody, but a septum piercing never looks good.

Next poster paints - miniatures, water color, pastels - whatever, for enjoyment.

Guilty, very much, been painting since I was a kid and just never stopped

 

Next poster has an Idea for a novel

[WritesNaughtyStories]

Guilty, but only in the most technical way - an idea, yes. Any discipline or energy to even rough out an outline, not at the moment (or any of the moments for the last 30 years).

Next poster thinks that if I quit fucking around on the internet writing porn, the novel might have a better chance.

[IsabellaRose]

Guilty, but only because I'm also guilty of thinking the same thing of myself. I spend a lot of my creative energies on things that will not last long term, when I could be "leaving a legacy" for whatever reason people feel the need to do such things.

 

The next person wishes they had a talent that they simply do not possess.

[LEROZERO]

Guilty. I wish I could remember anything, but my brain simply forgets within seconds... In case that isn't a talent, I wish I could easily portray my ideas through words better...

Next person has written and published a book.

[WickedCadrach]

Guilty. I co-authored half of a fantasy series, and was the ghostwriter for a few dozen novels (mostly mystery-thriller). I'm trying to finally get a book out that's all me and under my own name, so... fingers crossed.

The next person has had a body part reattached.

[IsabellaRose]

Not guilty, but my mother has told me repeatedly that I need to get my head screwed on straight, so maybe it's time?

 

The next person wants something they should know better than to want.

[WritesNaughtyStories]

Not guilty at the moment. Give me a bit though, I'm old and have made countless terrible decisions, I'm sure something will come up.

Next poster would rather skip Hallowe'en than Christmas.

[LEROZERO]

Not guilty, I'd rather not skip any holiday, though Valentines is a pointless holiday.

Next person dresses up every Halloween.

 

[IsabellaRose]

Guilty every year until this year. I just didn't end up doing it for some reason.

 

The next person celebrates an obscure holiday that nobody else they know celebrates.

[WickedCadrach]

Guilty. I'm a practicing Heathen, and I celebrate the four blóts (think 'feasts' but literally 'sacrifices'): Summer's Coming (Sumarmál), Midsummer (Miðsumar), Winter Nights (Vetrarnætr), and Midwinter (Miðvetr). Some people know I celebrate 'weird holidays' but not the specifics ,and no one really celebrates with me. Funny enough, Winter Nights is starting tomorrow night and is one of my favorites (feel free to imagine a small fire, hot cider, and quiet singing under the full moon). It's also called the dísablót because the emphasis is placed entirely on the Norse goddesses (the dísa), and... and I'm rambling, so I'll just stop there. 

The next person has celebrated the solstices or equinoxes before.