Guilty or Not Guilty

[Rexyon]

Not guilty. Dancing is hard and I'm not super mobile for it, not that the people who dance with me care I suppose, but it's more of an annoyance

The next poster enjoyed their first time having sex

[IsabellaRose]

Well... I thought I did at the time, so guilty? (To be honest, it was objectively terrible)

 

The next person planned out their first time.

[WritesNaughtyStories]

Guilty. We hiked to an abandoned dam, built a fire...

Next poster has a lip balm as part of their everyday carry.

[Silver117]

Guilty. Smooth lips, smooth kisses.

Next poster has a flavored lip balm.

[Rexyon]

Not Guilty, I dont take care of myself as much as I should, so I have no lip balm.

The next poster has spent more than an hour deciding clothing for the day.

[IsabellaRose]

Guilty. But usually the night before, especially if it's a business meeting or an event.

(also... Trader Joe's gummy bear lip balm anyone?)

 

The next person has more shoes than outfits.

[WritesNaughtyStories]

Not guilty. I don't own a lot of shoes and, beyond two suits and three ties, nothing in the way of outfits. More like a collection of interchangeable shirts and pants. - think Garanimals, but cargo pants. Short sleeves and shorts in the summer.

Next poster has had to surrender something to security or customs at the airport.

Edited November 11 by WritesNaughtyStories

[Calphur]

Not guilty! Forsooth, I have barely traveled once using a plane and it was an internal flight too. I have had to open my luggage and show them my Nintendo Switch though cause they saw the lithium battery lol.

The next poster has a very well regulated sleeping schedule.

[KittyB00]

Not guilty. Between work and college sleep is just but a dream. lol. 
 

next poster has a foot fetish. 

[Rexyon]

Not guilty, the exact opposite. Podophobia. Any description or depiction makes me incredibly uncomfortable. Ruined a relationship once, no idea that foot rubs are a make or break deal.

The next poster likes Mind Control in RP.

[KittyB00]

Not guilty. I will end a 5+yr old rp story if my partner tries to mind control my character. That’s the opposite of consent on so many levels. They can mind control other characters in the story, but my character cannot be the object of it. 

next poster eats popcorn without salt  

 

[Calphur]

Not guilty, I don't like excessive salt but popcorn without it is almost like foam in terms of flavor, put something on the damn thing! 

The next person likes reading books! Ha, nerd. ... Says me.

[WritesNaughtyStories]

Guilty, but lately it's all been radical anarchist non-fiction. I really do want to space out into a rich fantasy novel or big space epic though. MZB, I'm still hurt...

Next poster has an easier time separating art and artist.

 

[Rexyon]

Guilty, I am a huge advocate of death of the author. Once a work is out there, it is up to whoever consumes that media to come up with what they want for themselves. I appreciate the artist for creating the art, but there is what they made and then there is what every other person sees which wildly differs. So to the art, the artist doesn't matter. Thank you for coming to my ED talk.

The next poster likes a piece of bad media unironically

[KittyB00]

Guilty. I actually liked Rent-A-Girlfriend. I thought it was funny and cringey just like the manga. I think that haters hate it cuz it hits a little close to home on how they act or would act in that situation. . 
 

Next poster would gladly smack a grandparent for a billion. 

[Reasoned]

Guilty. As long as it isn't mine... (I would be still willing to slap grandpa's ashes if the offer stands for the unalived too...)

 

The next person would commit a crime if that would magically mean that he will be the absolute last person in history to commit that crime. (Noone else is aware of this rule on the planet)

[Calphur]

Guilty, I would totally get dibs on being the last person to turn illegally if it meant I get to drive ever so slightly safer from that day on lmfao. It's not like Greece has any traffic law enforcement, so it's a free wish at this point. 

The next person has managed to fuck up a food that shouldn't be that possible to go wrong with cooking. Take it from the guy that burnt a salad, it's okay if there's two of us. 

[KittyB00]

So guilty. I accidentally put mayonnaise on a P&J sandwich cuz I was in a deep convo with my mom on the phone about funeral arrangements. 
 

next poster have definitely been peer pressured into doing something stupid. 

[IsabellaRose]

So fucking guilty it hurts. Granted it was in my youth, but damn did I do ALL the stupid when friends pressured.

 

The next person has a trust issue.

[KittyB00]

guilty. Not gonna continue on a public forum. 
 

Next poster can’t tell the difference between dominance and just being an ass. List an example of both in the same situation if not guilty.

[WritesNaughtyStories]

Not guilty. I'm not sure the evidence you want is really a good proof though. The real  difference is knowing who is being dominated, what their limits are and what they want out of it.

Next poster has tied someone up but never been bound themself.

[Reasoned]

Perpetually guilty. 

 

The next person wants to get tied up. 

[MeowMix]

Guilty, I would love to be tied and will be one day

Next person is in a dom/sub relationship 

[Jtcookie]

Not guilty. I choke up whenever I try talking to girls irl.

 

The next person enjoys foodplay.

[KittyB00]

Not guilty. I’m single.

Next poster eats some grapes putting some back. Then not even a minute later grabs and eats the rest.