Things You Can Say About... But Not Your Partner.

[SMFoxy]

Inspired by a certain episode of Whose Line Is It Anyway, and more specifically the game called Scenes From A Hat, in which a significant portion of the given scenes ended up being "Things you can say about/to X, but not your girlfriend".
I'm unsure right now as to what format I should do this in. For now, I'll make a suggestion every so often, and people can just leave their answers, but in the future I might change it up so there is a suggestion, and the person responding leaves the next suggestion. We'll see.

Your first scene is:
Things you can say about a buffet, but not your partner.

[Manni]

'You got so much crap going on it there, i dont know where to start!'

[Novaer]

"It smells like fish."

[SMFoxy]

"Damn. Look at the size of that queue."

[TigerLilly]

Whenever i look at it I feel sick.

Edited July 22, 2016 by TigerLilly

[SMFoxy]

This has been up for nearly six weeks, so let's change it up.

Things you can say about a pet, but not your partner.

[TigerLilly]

He's stinky and has fleas but ill take him anyway!

[Whoreo]

She looks rabid, can't we put her down?

[SMFoxy]

She just keeps fighting with all the other bitches.

[Novaer]

Here's a rather vanilla one... S/he is a dog.

[SMFoxy]

25 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

Here's a rather vanilla* one... S/he is a dog.

*Disappointingly tame for Wolfie. xD

Things you can say about your food, but not your partner.

[Novaer]

It's undercooked.

[SMFoxy]

4 hours ago, Wolfie said:

It's undercooked.

"It's bloody RAW!" - Gordon Ramsey, probably since birth. xD

[Novaer]

Mm. Tastes like fish.

[Whoreo]

this is waaaay to fatty for me.

[ArdillaVerde93]

"Excuse me, ma'am? I asked for well done, and this is still pink inside!"

[Whoreo]

*receives gourmet food* "Looks like a fantastic starter, can't wait for the main course."

[SMFoxy]

Things you can say about @Whoreo, but not your partner.

[Whoreo]

Just now, SMFoxy said:

Things you can say about @Whoreo, but not your partner.

Oh you're such a degenerate faggot~!

[Novaer]

Wow I'm on some thin ice here...

I'm somewhat sure: Shitposts for Oreo's. I'm pretty sure @Neptune doesn't do that.

[Neptune]

Hey, @Wolfie I might if there was a market for it.

But I cannot think of anything, since I don't know @Whoreo personally that well.  That's the problem with using another Dreamer, I think xD The best I can come up with is a modification of Wolfie's (And it's crap); 

Takes wages in Hookers and Oreo's.

[SMFoxy]

I wasn't expecting any responses. This was just a joke topic, because I knew Whoreo would take it in good humour.

More seriously: Things you can say about your games console/PC, but not your partner.

[Manni]

"God damn it, I need to upgrade again?!"

[SMFoxy]

On 9/7/2016 at 13:44, Manni said:

"God damn it, I need to upgrade again?!"

It seems like there's a new model every few months...

[Manni]

I'll just get it on layby?