Conditional Power

[Pixel]

Granted but it tastes more like dirty water because of how weak it is.

The power to repair broken ceramic just by putting it back together without adhesive

[Ruyah]

granted every time you do something else in the room brakes 

The power to be able to run off 1 hour naps 

[Pixel]

Granted but you can only run not walk until a full night's rest

The power to perfectly measure ingredients by eyeballing

[Nonokto]

1 minute ago, Pixel said:

Granted but you can only run not walk until a full night's rest

The power to perfectly measure ingredients by eyeballing

Granted, you start developing OCD.

The power to have a good night sleep.

Edited February 2, 2023 by Nonokto

[Ruyah]

Granted you never wake up on time for anything 

the power to perfectly play music in my head 

Edited February 2, 2023 by Ruyah

[Pixel]

Granted but always accompanied by nightmares.

The power to eat anything without the fear of cavities growing

[Ruyah]

Granted but everything you eat is spicy 

the power to see how lucky I am 

[Pixel]

Granted but when you think about it something unlucky happens

Being able to draw perfect circles every time

[DreamsnThings]

Granted but any time you draw anything else it will just end up as a perfect circle instead 

The power to make an amazing innuendo during any conversation with any topic 

[Ruyah]

Granted but you gain crippling social anxiety 

the power to float in the air

[DreamsnThings]

Granted but you sink like a rock the moment you touch water, including rain.

I wish for the power to make apples oranges and vice versa 

[Ruyah]

Granted but they shrink to half when you 

the power to summon pillows at will

Edited February 3, 2023 by Ruyah

[DreamsnThings]

Granted but the genie misunderstood what you meant by "at will" now every time you summon a pillow at will a pillow somewhere in the world will violently launch at someone named will, somewhere in the world

I wish i had the power to protect all people named will from the oncoming pillow apocalypse 

[Buio Banned]

Granted, but it redirects the pillows your way.

I wish I had the power to change my identity in the minds of wvwryone who ever knew me by just thinking about it with intent.

[DreamsnThings]

Granted, but that typo is cannonically correct. you can only change the mind of people named wvwryone

I wish debra was not such a disappointment... or that i had the power to make her not a disappointment... who is debra? I dont know. But shes disappointing. 

[Ruyah]

Granted but every one else becomes disappointed in you 

The power to hop into people dreams

[Sinful Vampire]

Granted but you only hop into their nightmares

The power to just magically make money 

[Ruyah]

Granted but you can only make pennies 

the power to leave my body in my sleep

[Buio Banned]

Granted, but you can get lost and can't wake up til you find your body again.

The power to make all cats and dogs immediately love me and follow my command

[DreamsnThings]

Granted but any dog or cat you have controlled is horribly jealous and will stare daggers at you anytime you control an animal thats not them

I wish for the power to gain the benefits of all the past and future wishes without the individual consequences the replying post gave them... greedy cat goes meow

[Sinful Vampire]

Granted but you can only use one power a day 

The power to be warm all the time so that way I can enjoy winter 

[Ruyah]

Granted but you can’t cool down in the summer

 

the power to be able to fold anything I touch in half

[DreamsnThings]

1 hour ago, Ruyah said:

Granted but you can’t cool down in the summer

Granted but masterbation has gotten really complicated all of a sudden.

The power to... be a billionaire?  Hell if its good for batman its good for me

Edited February 3, 2023 by DreamsnThings

[Buio Banned]

Granted, but as there are no ethical billionaires you will see your empire fall and your head will roll when the people's revolution comes, unless you yourself become it sponsor.

The power to literally blow kisses into those cartoony hearts that quickly float across the room to you and then give you the feeling of getting kissed on the cheek when they make contact :3

[IsabellaRose]

Granted, but every time you do a fart is quickly blown in the opposite direction with the same effect - when it hits someone back there it gives them the feeling of being farted on

 

I would like the power to disappear completely and never been seen again.