Conditional Power

[Gidgy]

Granted! But your long COVID won't allow your thoughts to stabilize long enough to make anything useful and that one time you thought about your lover and called them baby you actually turned them into a baby and were promptly arrested for what you were doing with them at the time. For shame. For shame.

 

Wish: a simple glass of wine to ring in the evening. 

 

[Cute_Bro]

Granted, but it's too sweet that it tastes like grape juice rather than actual wine.

Wish: The power to mold humans out of clay, Aztec God style

[IsabellaRose]

granted but you're only able to think of cool ranch doritos

 

Wish: more sex

[KillerQueen22]

Granted BUT everyone else is getting more sex than you

Wish: be super funny

[IsabellaRose]

Granted, but you're only funny to yourself

 

Wish: more fish

[Minorikawa]

Granted, but boy does it ever smell bad.

Wish: to find the perfect partner.

[KillerQueen22]

Granted but they only exist in your mind

Wish: perfect health and being model levels attractive without needing to try

[IsabellaRose]

Granted, but it only lasts as long as you're alone. As soon as you're around people again you get all their sick and revert to looking normal.

 

Wish: to be able to eat whatever I want and maintain my figure

[Minorikawa]

52 minutes ago, KillerQueen22 said:

Granted but they only exist in your mind

Well then what's the difference between wish and reality?!

52 minutes ago, KillerQueen22 said:

Wish: perfect health and being model levels attractive without needing to try

Wish granted, but it robs you of a moment's peace and the ability to find true love, as men (and even women!) around you seek to use you for your body or the prestige or to take advantage of you, but you can never find the sole person that yearns for the mind and heart within all that beauty. You are driven to a life of isolation because you'd rather the peace of solitude than the sycophantic and shallow confessions of would be bachelors and bachelorettes seeking your attention.

Dag nabbit, Izzy!

2 minutes ago, IsabellaRose said:

Wish: to be able to eat whatever I want and maintain my figure

Granted, but you are always hungry. You can never be satisfied.

Wish: To have a life-long, sustainable circle of friends.

Edited December 22, 2023 by Minorikawa

[IsabellaRose]

Granted, but they're all only online. Welcome to my world

1 hour ago, Minorikawa said:

Granted, but you are always hungry. You can never be satisfied.

So... like now?

 

Wish: To have ALL THE SHOES

[Gidgy]

Granted and they go perfectly with every outfit. It’s weird that they’re all in size 3. They look amazing on your shelf though!

Wish: to have less stuff, and enjoy the stuff more. 

[Cute_Bro]

Granted, but in order to keep using the stuff, you have to get rid of more stuff, requiring you to get more stuff merely to sacrifice it to enjoy the stuff you really want to use.

Wish: To accelerate or rewind a person's lifespan

[Minorikawa]

Granted, but once you've chosen to accelerate or rewind, there is no going back. You can't accelerate after a rewind, or rewind after accelerating, and any efforts to do so will only rewind or accelerate further or faster. This results in a lot of ruined lives when you first get and experiment with your powers, and as a result the world hates and hunts you.

Wish: To live a life without ever being depressed again.

[IsabellaRose]

Granted, but your new forced state of perpetual joy is painfully happy to the point where you feel like you've been affected by Joker toxin, smiling so hard your skin splits and bleeds as tears stream down your face. Depression has been replaced with fear of how long this agonizing joy will go on and if it will be the death of you.

 

Wish: peace for everyone I love

[KillerQueen22]

Granted but that joy will only effect one aspect of their life, everything else is crippling depression

Wish: be able to heal the sick with a touch

[IsabellaRose]

Granted, but it only lasts as long as you maintain touch.

 

Wish: a merry Christmas for all!

[KillerQueen22]

Granted, everyone on earth is deathly ill with a virus that makes everyone equally miserable and unable to actually celebrate

Wish: get my raise at work ive been promised for six months

[KingOfKings]

Granted, but you have to go at work naked.

 

Wish: Being able to survive without eating and drinking.

[Gr00mersJOI Banned]

On 13/03/2024 at 11:26, KingOfKings said:

Granted, but you have to go at work naked.

 

Wish: Being able to survive without eating and drinking.

Granted, but you dream every night of the most delicious food and and you are perpetually miserable becuz you also physically can't eat even tho you won't die you can never enjoy the taste of food again

power: invincibility  

Edited March 19 by Gr00mersJOI

[IsabellaRose]

Granted, you are "In Vince able" meaning you can get inside anyone named Vince.

 

Power: Win Every Dance Battle

[SpinMaster]

You are given the power to win every dance, but it comes at the cost of your singing voice.

Power: Making a paradise pocket dimension.

[KittyB00]

Granted, but it can only be your third thought. 
 

wish I could heal people with a hug from any illness whether it be physical or mental. 

[Pixel]

Granted but you can never let them go and just continuously become a horrific mass of human bodies

The power to manifest tacos 

[Never Shore]

The tacos are full of ground up YOU that disappears from your muscles. Also they don't taste very good.

The power to run like Sonic.

 

[KittyB00]

Granted, but you can only run in clown shoes. 
 

Umm I don’t have a wish, I just wanted to imagine someone running as fast as sonic in bright clown shoes. So umm I wish I had a glass of water.