If that is the answer, what is the question?

[Cash Money Chad]

So when can we hook up?

Then the flying saucer came and there was porn and dead bodies everywhere.

[IsabellaRose]

So... you were driving the medical examiners' van back to the morgue, dead prostitutes bagged and tagged in the back, the cases of porn DVDs we seized up front with you, and then what happened? 

 

Only if you promise to be gentle.

[Cash Money Chad]

So do you want to do the whole tattoo today?

Lemons fucking lemons man it was fucking horrifying. Their faces were all contorted like they died tasting the most sour thing ever it was horrible.

[KillerQueen22]

If I asked you to torture children with a crude crayon drawing, what would you present?

only on tuesdays and only if regina is fisting jackie with a spiked metal glove

[Cash Money Chad]

When can I make my 4,000th post?

Then you get a prostitute, coca butter, James Taylor, and some ecstacy for your butthole. And you start rubbing up on each other all sensual like two Eskimos in the dead of winter and then ya start licking mmmhmhmmah yeah lickin up all kinds of things in all kinds of places that you never thought you would lick before.Then when your done the prostitute can get a ride home with James Taylor.

[Never Shore]

How can we include James Taylor in an add for coca butter?

Sally's severed leg being seductive in that one scene of Nightmare Before Christmas.

[Cash Money Chad]

When were you ever tempted to fuck a severed leg?

And that's how I got my brand new vagina and big plastic bimbo tits.

[Never Shore]

What happens if you get mugged with a glue gun and a pointy stick?

BIG ChUNkY nips.

[KillerQueen22]

What causes your ptsd to act up the most?

Only when the moon is full and she's at her most breedable.

[IsabellaRose]

Are you gonna trade that guy for his shiny Vaporeon?

 

It's just there, never moving, always pointing due north.

[Never Shore]

What do you say when the doctor asks you if you've had the erection for more than four hours?

A mandarin in the microwave.

 

[IsabellaRose]

I'm trying to finish writing this sex scene, quick, finish this sentence - when she came in his face, all he could think of was...?

 

Seventeen horses in a row.

[Warlock]

So, for clarification... your mother had you because of what kind of sperm donor?

 

You really ought to fuck from the heart lass!

[KillerQueen22]

Didn't anyone teach you the proper method of taking it in a mating press?!

Your change comes out to $69.420.

[Never Shore]

When you buy a hemp-oil infused sexdoll with cash.

She rolls down her stockings, steps out of them, and asks. "Wasabi or Cayenne?"

[Nan-Yo]

What did you sister do when you asked her if you could lick her thighs?

 

We are building rockets and sending them out into space.

[bumpnrun]

Ok kids, what was that noise I heard out behind the garage and why are the cops here?

An accountant, a lawyer , and a prostitute followed me into a bar.