Corrupted Dreams~

[TigerLilly]

Granted, but now you will have to suck the world. 

I wish I could watch some fireworks.

[Novaer]

Wish Granted... However you can only watch them on YouTube from the BBC ~shudder~

I wish people wouldn't jump to censorship for opinions they don't like.

[Lethhz Banned]

Wish granted. People jump off buildings instead. Congrats on the mass suicide, there are only a few thousand people left on Earth.

 

I wish I had a tentacle monster I could summon to do whatever I desire, whenever I want~~

 

[Novaer]

Wish granted however the Tenticle monster requires "Food" Everytime it eats, it gets bigger and your country's military are getting very twitchy with it, and not only that but countries neighbouring yours are getting very antsy.

I wish I was Omni-temporal. 

[Manni]

Wish granted! You know exist nowhere as nothing as that exists in all timelines and times.

 

I wish I could transform.

[Novaer]

Wish granted but you become a Ditto and are only able to transform into other Pokémon.

I wish I had a Pikachu.

[SMFoxy]

Granted, but it has as bad an attitude as Ash's used to have in the show, and doesn't get any better.

I wish I could be a non-NPC Pokémon trainer.

[Novaer]

Granted; you are now in a coma, everything you experience isn't real and your family, in reality is debating on pulling the plug. <(Wow, that turned dark.)

I wish I could get away with robbery, and not thuggish robbery, high class robbery, non-violent robbery, the kind that's legal.

[Manni]

You mean FRAUD? Sorry, that's still not legal...unless you mean funding stock analysts to read the tea leaves for you? Which would be about as effective, really. Then again, if people want to be fed bullshit in a market for bullshit funded by bullshit, why should I stop them? It's Market Efficiency at work!

 

(Being damn sarcastic yet serious)

[Novaer]

I wish Manni had said a wish, I can't corrupt a non-wish. 

[Manni]

Okay, let me fix that.

 

I wish you guys could come listen to my audio equipment....please don't break them..:-:

[brunoname]

dream = to be able to go in to any anime of my choice and be in direct correlation with the story 

[Manni]

On 04/05/2016 at 5:44 AM, brunoname said:

dream = to be able to go in to any anime of my choice and be in direct correlation with the story 

brunoname does not get wish as they did not read the instructions of the first post. Let's try this again,

 

I wish you guys could come listen to my audio equipment....please don't break them..:-:

 

 

[Whoreo]

wish granted however it's so awesome it gets stolen. those rapscallions! on an unrelated note I got a set of new headphones and an dac module. >_>

I wish I knew how to stop my keyboard from putting @ when I want " its the wrong way around.

[Manni]

Wish Granted, though now your keyboard can only type in Chinese Characters.

I wish I had a pet dinosaur.

[SMFoxy]

Granted, but it's not a very obedient pet. In fact, it eats you then goes on a rampage.

I wish I could cook well enough that Gordon Ramsay wouldn't swear or yell at me. xD

[Manni]

Wish Granted! He doesn't swear or yell at you because you killed him with food poisoning!

 

I wish I had a nice job.

[Whoreo]

wish granted. you never get promoted, you never get anywhere, but it's a 'nice' job.

I wish I could wish a wish that didn't wish that I wished something I didn't wish for. fucking good luck with that m8s

[Manni]

No wish granted and Whoreo booted from game. LOL

 

I  wish I had super powers.

[SMFoxy]

Granted, but you get a shitty superpower.

I wish people will let that not so subtle plug for my forum game slide... xD

[Whoreo]

Wish granted. Shill M8 Foxy. You are a shill, this is your life now. deal with it.

I wish Shill M8 Foxy would shill somewhere else. =]

 

Edited July 10, 2017 by Whoreo

[Jordii~kins]

wish granted. foxyboi goes and shills somewhere else but you're aware of everything he shills about no matter where and when it is

i wish i could win a nice free holiday, all expenses paid.

[SMFoxy]

It's a nice free holiday to your parents house. Enjoy~!

I wish I had a decent smart phone, that couldn't be spied on by NSA/GCHQ/etc...

[Neptune]

Wish granted, but the phone puts all your messages, and all the details of what you use your phone for, online for everyone to see. Oh, and sends all your porn to your parents and grandparents.

I wish I had a kickass mechanical keyboard.

[Whoreo]

wish granted however it keeps kicking your ass. RIP. I wish I wasn't such a cunt was more of a cunt.

Edited September 23, 2017 by Whoreo