You died due to...

[thedude]

It must be fate! I'm a blacksmith irl :P

 

You died to an influx of radiation coming into our atmosphere from a hole in the ozone layer.

[BladeRunner]

You died from the Death Star.

[Novaer]

Santa fucked your shit up.

[thedude]

Wolfie was strangled in the sleigh reins.

[Novaer]

Good Ol' Red Nose brutally fucked thedude, at least he died happy.

[thedude]

Death by anal rape... Happy may or may not be a good description. XD

 

You died due to your crippling Steam Sale addiction.

[BladeRunner]

The pack leader did not think you were good enough.

[Manni]

Bladerunner died from corn overdose.

[Novaer]

Manni died from Beiber Poisoning. 

[Manni]

Wolfie met his unfortunate end after telling Manni, 'No, I don't wish to watch Kamen Rider Gaim."

[thedude]

Manni died from brain hemorrhaging due to overly powerful audio equipment.

[Novaer]

Thedude's sword took on a life of it's own and killed it's master.

[thedude]

The sword, still in thedude's hand, lashed out and beheaded Wolfie.

[Novaer]

My neck spouted so much blood that it became a trip hazard, which caused Thunderf00t thedude to literally fall on his own sword.

[thedude]

Wolfie died in a tragic car crash, bringing hundreds with him.

[BladeRunner]

You stabbed yourself with a sword.

[Manni]

Bladerunner got Retired for being a Replicant?

[thedude]

Manni's head was crushed by a distraught replicant.

[LittleAbyss]

thedude's mind was blown.

Literally.

*boom*

[thedude]

LittleAbyss was taken by her namesake, never to be thought of again...

[Edge]

thedude died from swallowing that badass sword.

[thedude]

Oh mai, how lewd... XD

 

Edge died from extensive edging!

[HakiMike]

OMG thedude died that often. I´m having flashback to son goku and think thedude died cause kaio teleport thedudes´s sword and with the words "You eat me out of house and home" kaio buried the sword in thedudes nape.

Edited March 3, 2015 by HakiMike

[Edge]

Haki died from extreme fucking from futa's and furries.

[thedude]

Edge died from a deadly trap! :P