Fill in the blank(s).

[IsabellaRose]

I wanted more of those cookies, but my tummy was already full.

If you don't give me (blank), I'm going to (blank).

[Cash Money Chad]

If you don't give me food, I 'm going to die.

I put my (blank) in your (blank)

 

[peachy_boy]

If you don’t give me my scooby snacks I’m gonna cry 

I really wanted to (blank) but my (blank) said other wise

[peachy_boy]

Ah my bad didn’t notify me^^// 

I put my hand in your hand

i really wanted to (blank) but my (blank said other wise

[IsabellaRose]

I really wanted to adopt puppies but my girlfriend said otherwise.

If I showed you my (blank) would you (blank) it?

[peachy_boy]

If I showed you my drawing would you like it?  
 

I (blank) as my (blank) hurt from (blank) 

[IsabellaRose]

I laughed as my forehead hurt from where the frisbee hit it.

Stop (blank)ing my (blank)!

Edited August 15, 2020 by IsabellaRose

[Rucio, Emperor of Cheese]

Stop creaming my ass!

Do you remember where they (blank) the (blank)?

[peachy_boy]

Do you remember where they put the snacks? 

i couldn’t stand after You (blank) my (blank) 

[IsabellaRose]

I couldn't stand after you tied my knees together.

If you keep don't stop (blank) I'm going to (blank) you.

[peachy_boy]

If you don’t stop yelling I’m going to hit you 

 

I tried to be (blank) but it was hard since you (blank) me 

[Minorikawa]

I tried to be omniscient but it was hard since you skull fucked me.

Back in my day, we used to (blank) up and down the (blank), and we liked it!

[peachy_boy]

Back in my day we used to ride up and down the streets and we liked it! 
 

I wanted to say  no to you as you(blank) me that face but gave in as you(blank) me 

[JennyDK]

I wanted to say no to you as you give me that face but gave in as you tickled me.

How much is that (blank) in the (blank)?

[peachy_boy]

How much is that bike in the store? 

i swear to god if you don’t (blank) me right now I’m gonna (blank) 

[JennyDK]

I swear to god if you don’t boop me right now I’m gonna die.

The only difference between (blank) and (blank) is the cost in human life.

[aLittleCrow Deactivated]

The only difference between megacorporations and governments is the cost of human life.

Let's be honest, people only choose (blank), because they can't get (blank).

[JennyDK]

Let's be honest, people only choose B U T T, because they can't get tits.

Would it kill you to knock off that (blank)? I am trying to (blank) here!

[IsabellaRose]

Would it kill you to knock off that terrible impression of a bird being murdered? I'm trying to masturbate here!

How many times do I have to tell you? You put the (blank) in the (blank), not the other way around!

[JennyDK]

How many times do I have to tell you? You put the lime in the coconut, not the other way around!

You know what's better than (blank)? (blank) with (blank)!

[Minorikawa]

You know what's better than sex? Masturbating with ice cream.

I thought I stepped in (blank) but it turned out to be (blank) and now I'm feeling (blank).

[IsabellaRose]

I thought I stepped in a hole, but it turned out to be a monsters' eye socket, and now I'm feeling kinda grossed out.

 

Just hold still so I can (blank) your (blank) properly.

[Minorikawa]

Just hold still so I can trim your pubes properly.

Lo, upon the horizon, there stands a mighty (blank), so (blank) and (blank) as it (blank) upon the (blank).

[IsabellaRose]

Lo, upon the horizon, there stands a might cock, so big and wide as it spurts upon the people.

 

“But I, being (blank), have only my (blank);
I have spread my (blank) under your (blank);
(blank) softly because you (blank) on my (blank).”

[JennyDK]

“But I, being a butt, have only my farts;
I have spread my poop under your porch;
farting softly because you knock on my door.”

To truly and surely obtain happiness, you don't need (blank) or (blank), but rather a good amount of (blank)!

Edited September 24, 2020 by JennyDK