Nafarman Posted September 24, 2020 Posted September 24, 2020 To truly and surely obtain, you don't need experience or talent, but rather a good amount of tits! Honey, Mommy and Daddy both loves you very much, but apparently mommy loves (blank) more than she loves (blank). 1
JennyDK Posted September 24, 2020 Author Posted September 24, 2020 Honey, Mommy and Daddy both loves you very much, but apparently mommy loves gangbangs more than she loves parenting. Shoppers! Can I have your attention please? We are having a case of (blank) in aisle 3, 6 and 10! Please be on the look out for (blank). 1
Nafarman Posted September 24, 2020 Posted September 24, 2020 Shoppers! Can I have your attention please? We are having a case of singing children in aisle 3, 6 and 10! Please be on the look out for annoying yodeling. You are my (blank)! You shouldn't be talking about your (blank) with me or my (blank)! 1
JennyDK Posted September 24, 2020 Author Posted September 24, 2020 You are my kidnapper! You shouldn't be talking about your mental health issues with me or my LEGO collection! Wait! So, you're telling me that because of (blank), you cannot take me to (blank)? Mommy, I am so tired of when you (blank)! 1
IsabellaRose Posted September 24, 2020 Posted September 24, 2020 Wait, so you're telling me that because of the erratic orbit of Mercury, you cannot take me to school? Mommy, I am so tired of when you lie! All it takes is one (blank) to (blank) an entire (blank).
JennyDK Posted September 24, 2020 Author Posted September 24, 2020 All it takes is one romp to inbreed an entire family. If you really stop and think about it, a happy married life is really just (blanking) with (blanks).
IsabellaRose Posted September 24, 2020 Posted September 24, 2020 If you really stop and think about it, a happy married life is really just fuckbuddies with commitment. This weekend, I'm going to (blank) every single (blank) I see.
Nafarman Posted September 24, 2020 Posted September 24, 2020 This weekend, I'm going to hump every single corpse I see. how to train your (blank) to be less (blank) without doing (blank)?
JennyDK Posted September 25, 2020 Author Posted September 25, 2020 How to train your kids to be less vocal without doing spanking? I finally found the secret to (blanking)! You need to (blank) all the (blanks)! 1
Akuja Posted September 25, 2020 Posted September 25, 2020 I finally found the secret to masturbating! You need to slay all the pussy! Somehow... Someway... I (blank) the (blank) without the (blank). I... Am immortal!
IsabellaRose Posted September 25, 2020 Posted September 25, 2020 Somehow... Someway... I ate the cheesecake without the calories. I... Am immortal! If all you want is (blank), it's easy to find. Just (blank) the first (blank) you see.
Syco_The_Girl Posted September 25, 2020 Posted September 25, 2020 If all you want is death,kill the first person you see Life is (blank) without (blank),and(blank).
IsabellaRose Posted September 25, 2020 Posted September 25, 2020 Life is pointless without love and sex. If I have to tell you again, I'm going to (blank) all of your (blank).
Syco_The_Girl Posted September 25, 2020 Posted September 25, 2020 If I have to tell you again,I’m gonna kill all of your children. People are only useful as (blank),and (blank)
IsabellaRose Posted September 25, 2020 Posted September 25, 2020 People are only useful as lovers and soylent green. Are you going to (blank) all the (blank)?
Syco_The_Girl Posted September 25, 2020 Posted September 25, 2020 Are you gonna eat all the ice cream? Who eats (blank) and (blank)?
PixiLust Posted September 26, 2020 Posted September 26, 2020 Who eats waffles and Nutella? There’s a lot of (blank) going on in (blank) right now.
IsabellaRose Posted September 26, 2020 Posted September 26, 2020 There's a lot of fucking going on in the back room right now. Why on earth would you put you (blank) inside of a (blank) that's obviously not meant for it?
JennyDK Posted September 26, 2020 Author Posted September 26, 2020 Why on earth would you put you peanut butter inside of an orifice that's obviously not meant for it? Behind every successful (blank) stands a (blank)!
WickedCadrach Posted September 26, 2020 Posted September 26, 2020 Behind every successful facial stands a patient fluffer! They say that (blank) is the (blank) of (blank). 1
JennyDK Posted September 26, 2020 Author Posted September 26, 2020 They say that butts is the mark of success. If you cannot stand the (blank), then don't complain about (blank)!
WickedCadrach Posted September 26, 2020 Posted September 26, 2020 If you cannot stand the dildo, then don't complain about the oral! Step 1: (blank) Step 2: (blank) Step 3: Sooooo much (blank).
WickedCadrach Posted September 26, 2020 Posted September 26, 2020 Just now, WickedCadrach said: If you cannot stand the dildo, then don't complain about the oral! Step 1: (blank) Step 2: (blank) Step 3: Sooooo much (blank). Just realized this would be better as "If you cannot stand the stick, then don't complain about the lick!"
Akuja Posted September 26, 2020 Posted September 26, 2020 Step 1:Let’s kill da hoe Step 2: BEEEEEEEETCH!!!!! Step 3: Sooooo much upvotes Do you know how many (blank) you’ve (blank) in your entire (blank)?
PixiLust Posted September 27, 2020 Posted September 27, 2020 Do you know how many goats you've shaved in your entire career? How many (blank) have to (blank) for you to (blank)?
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