Fill in the blank(s).

[KanTheKnight]

"I just can't control myself around ice cream, i go coo-coo nuts for it, especially when its my favorite flavor!"

I can't stand her ____, whenever we go out to the ____ I have to end up ____ her ____!

[Akuja]

I can’t stand her friend, whenever we go out to the club I have to end up smoking her weed!

Oof… Yeah. That’s rough, pal. That (blank) isn’t gonna (blank) for much longer, so you might as well (blank) it while you still can.

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[JennyDK]

Oof… Yeah. That’s rough, pal. That sandwich isn’t gonna rot for much longer, so you might as well eat it while you still can.

If you cannot handle ______ at its worst, how can you ever expect to then handle _______ at its best?

[TaleTale]

If you cannot handle an ant at its worst, how can you ever expect to then handle an anteater at its best?

 

"Son, you have to believe me. They're putting _____ in the _____! I read it on Facebook. Son, please! Don't go! Son!"

[JennyDK]

"Son, you have to believe me. They're putting farts in the vaccines! I read it on Facebook. Son, please! Don't go! Son!"

Have you ever stopped to look at the wonders of _______? Just to have your _______ snatched away by vile ________!

[TaleTale]

Have you ever stopped to look at the wonders of Abstract Art? Just to have your organic soy milk latte snatched away by vile security personnel!

 

"Sorry for what? _____ taught us not to be ashamed of our _____. Especially since they're so good size and all."

 

[KanTheKnight]

"Sorry for what? Dad taught us to not be ashamed of our dicks. Especially since they're so good size and all."

I was in heaven yesterday. She ____ over and we ____ after ____ on the ____. It was ___.

[Akuja]

I was in heaven yesterday. She came over and we banged after sex on the beach. It was badass.

 

And here we have the innocent (blank) in its natural habitat. Clearly, it will not (blank) any longer so long as the (blank) is stealing its money and girl. 

[TaleTale]

And here we have the innocent Tier 3 Subscriber in its natural habitat. Clearly, it will not come out of its room any longer so long as the neighbor is stealing its money and girl. 

 

"Hey there, _____. How about you come over to my _____ and we'll _____ in front of my _____?"

 

[IsabellaRose]

"Hey there, strange man. How about you come over to my domicile and we'll eat cheezy poofs in front of my television?"

 

Yesterday, I got a _____. Today, I got ______. How much you wanna bet tomorrow I get ______?

[Akuja]

Yesterday, I got a cock. Today, I got a pussy. How much you wanna bet tomorrow I get an ass?

 

The (Blank) is finally set! There’s absolutely no way (Blank) can (Blank) while (Blank) is still up and running!

[TaleTale]

The board is finally set! There’s absolutely no way the zombie horde can interrupt our board game night while the generator is still up and running!

 

"Since I have a _____ on _____. You have to pay me 4,000 dollars. But if you give me _____ and _____, you don't have to pay me."

 

 

 

[Akuja]

Since I have a mercenary on speed dial. You will have to pay me 4,000 dollars. But if you give me gift cards and good Gatcha rates, you don’t have to pay me. 

Mayday! Mayday! Do you read me? The (Blank) has been breached and the (Blank) is everywhere! The (Blank) has been lost! 

[JennyDK]

Mayday! Mayday! Do you read me? The masculinity has been breached and the soy is everywhere! The males has been lost! 

Come on, you __________! Do you call that ________ the _________?

[TaleTale]

Come on, you charlatan! Do you call that pumpkin the Pumpkin?

 

Hey there. Saw you looking at me across the _____. Could it be you're a _____? That's pretty _____. Anyway, want to _____?

 

[IsabellaRose]

Hey there. Saw you looking at me across the continent. Could it be you're a superhero with telescopic vision? That's pretty dope. Anyway, want to fuck?

 

Ladies and gentlemen, tonight you will witness sights so ______ it will make you feel ______! You won't believe your ____! Your ____ will ____!

[Akuja]

Ladies and gentlemen, tonight you will witness sight so bizarre it will make you feel flamboyantly masculine! You won't believe your mind! Your warudo will stop!

Yeah, I'll have a (Blank) with a number 7. Wait... What do you mean your (Blank) is (Blank)? I'm paying good money for a decent (Blank) in this town!

[IsabellaRose]

Yeah, I'll have a beer with a number 7. Wait... What do you mean your beer is homemade? I'm paying good money for a decent drink in this town!

 

I'll take the ____, you take the ____, and we'll meet ____________.

[JennyDK]

I'll take the ass, you take the mouth and we'll meet somewhere in between.

No matter what a _____ tells you, ______ wil always get prioritized by the _______.

[TaleTale]

No matter what a bouncer tells you, Orlando Bloom will always get prioritized by the club.

 

Hold on. Did you hear that? I think it was a ______. We should ______ right away!

[IsabellaRose]

Hold on. Did you hear that? I think it was a gunshot. We should fuck right away!

 

First, you need to ___, then you need to ___, and then you can finally ___.

[ThechaoticKnight]

First, you need to eat a balanced meal, then you need to work out, and then you can finally rest.

It is time to prepare for _____, in order to advance to ____, an odd looking tower of  _____.

 

[JennyDK]

It is time to prepare for doomsday, in order to advance to godhood, an odd looking tower of cheese.

Finally! After perfecting the formula for ________ and thus be able to full the worldwide need for ___________-

[Huginn Blue]

Finally! After perfecting the formula for Parmigiano, and thus be able to full the worldwide need for edible dildos. 
 

Oh no!! Who is that arriving from ______ to ruin our plans? That’s must be _______. We should _______. 

[IsabellaRose]

Oh no!! Who is that arriving from Djibouti to ruin our plans? That’s must be your mom. We should livestream our makeout session.

 

Every time you ____, you make me want to ____.