Obscure Names For Genitalia

[Buio Banned]

'The liberator'

[IsabellaRose]

16 hours ago, Buio said:

'The liberator'

I just stole this name for my favorite dildo.

 

I once ran into a cute little one he called his "dicklette"

[NerdyNekoFemboy]

Little Elvis (Fun fact: Elvis Presley called his penis "Little Elvis")

[TwerkCheeks]

Pudding cup 

[IsabellaRose]

3 hours ago, TwerkCheeks said:

Pudding cup 

Someone wants to stick their fun dip in your pudding cup?

[bubbl]

Wee Wee. (it haunts me)

[Cash Money Chad]

Taliwacker

[IsabellaRose]

"You call your penis the Womb Broom? We should see if you can fit it into Cupid's closet."

[Nan-Yo]

Hyper Weapon

Pocket Rocket

Excalibur

Box

Treasure

Tunnel

Secret Garden

Dungeon

Cave

Gnome

 

 

[IsabellaRose]

"John the Baptist"

The Sin Stick

 

My Hot Pocket

[Gidgy]

I add some I not see mentioned yets...

hims:

• Mr Happy
• Mr Wiggles
• throat lozenge
• skin gag
• rug plug

hers:

• front-bottom
• tongue tunnel
• hoo-hah
• honey pot
• VJJ
• ham wallet
• tunnel of love
• hair taco
• cock catcher
• meat locker
• cooter
• VJJ

boobies:

• mommy milkers
• fun bags
• skin pillows
• chesticles
• sweater puppies
• the girls

[IsabellaRose]

I call my breasts my "fat bags" because I find it crass and it makes them less fun and sexy.

[Æir]

Pleasure probe

[NerdyNekoFemboy]

Mr. Wilson

[Gidgy]

Stank crevice 

[Imouto Kanna]

Perhaps not that obscure, but I refer to nipples as nip nops sometimes lol

[IsabellaRose]

The ol' mine shaft

[Cash Money Chad]

Sir John Phallonstiff

[GlitchyGlitch]

Tweedledee and Tweedledum

[Never Shore]

Dowsing Rod

[Novaer]

"Auditorium Hall"

I shit you not. That one deserved a standing ovulation.

[IsabellaRose]

@Novaer - did you leave your mic stand in the auditorium hall?

[Cash Money Chad]

That one thing

[KelticRoze]

The slip and slide.

[Never Shore]

Womb whisk

Egg beater