Guilty or Not Guilty

[Silver117]

Not Guilty, need to take better of my health.

Next person HATES needles.

[WickedCadrach]

Guilty. I've never broken a bone or been sick enough to warrant a hospital stay. I have had a couple of times I probably should have. A friend basically held me down the first time I had a major panic attack because I didn't know what was happening and I was crying to go to the hospital (she clocked what was going on and rode it out with me instead). And as a teen, I took a spill off my bike and cracked my head on a truck fender. Looking back, I probably had a concussion, but I didn't tell anyone I was throwing up and dizzy because my mom seemed irritated we were going to be late leaving the house. But hey, I'm still alive, soooo

The next person has had a hospital stay that lasted more than a week. 

[WritesNaughtyStories]

Guilty. In a burn unit. Debriding, skin grafts... Good times. Don't pour gasoline on your friends, kids.

Next person has been hurt by wrecking a motorcycle.

[AmberBi]

Not guilty.  Motorcycles are not my thing and I have seen some bad aftermaths of motorcycle crashes, so I will not ride one anyway.

The next person has raced cars or motorcycles as a hobby, semi-professional, or professionally.  

[Minorikawa]

Not guilty. Similarly, I've known too many people to get into accidents, some of which did not survive. Heck, I only drive my car because I have to.

The next poster has owned many, many cars because they keep getting bored with the current one and want something new.

[WickedCadrach]

Not guilty. I've usually had the use of a car through various arrangements, but I've never owned a car in my own name. 

The next person thinks they are a better than average driver. 

[Vaelyn Deactivated]

Guilty. I wonder if it's fate or destiny that I was here to answer this XD Been looking for driving/delivery work. I have a clean driving record and 28 years of driving all kinds of vehicles~ 

The next poster wants a new toy (yes those ones).

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[WritesNaughtyStories]

Guilty. Been looking at a 14mm or 15mm penis plug but I don't really have a plan for my 12's.

Next poster prefers a flexible toy over a rigid one.

[AmberBi]

Not guilty,  Both have their uses, and I have both kinds, but I do prefer the ones which are more rigid, silicone or glass.  

The next poster uses toys regularly in their adventures with their partner(s).  

[IsabellaRose]

Guilty. Oh boy. Very guilty. 

 

The next person wants to be used like a toy ;)

[Corinthi]

Guilty. There’s something oddly liberating about being a vessel for desire. 
 

The next person has broken something in a store and just quickly walked away before they could catch blame. 

[WickedCadrach]

Not Guilty. I don't think I've accidentally broken anything in a store. Wait, no, I've dropped and shattered a jar of pickles while shopping. But the staff were gracious about it. I was mostly worried about someone slipping and falling in broken glass, so I flagged down a staff member right away. 

The next person has lost or broken something that was irreplaceable. 

[WritesNaughtyStories]

Guilty. I lost a fountain pen - it isn't an especially rare or expensive pen, a Parker Sonnet, specifically, but it was both a gift and the first "nice fountain" pen I ever owned. I took it to work one day and have never seen it since. And countless opportunities...

Next poster has never used a fountain pen.

[Corinthi]

Guilty. Grew up upper lower class and we certainly didn’t have money for fancy pens.  By the time I could have afforded one, I was mostly digital. 
 

Next poster has a movie they love that they can’t justify recommending to other people. 

[WritesNaughtyStories]

Guilty. Would you like a list? Yes? Gladly.

Commando, Split Second, The Blood of Heroes (Salute of the Juggerfor those of you outside the US), Blind Fury - there are a lot of Rutger Hauer films in here... the entire Hellraiser series of films after the first one. Caligula.. Need I continue?

Next poster has an obscure art house film they recommend to anyone who will listen.

[WickedCadrach]

Guilty. It's Wristcutters: A Love Story. I love this movie, and I've yet to meet anyone in passing who had heard of it before I bring it up—but I also feel like 'art house' is also one of those terms that's a moving target, (and I'm shy and don't talk to a lot of people) so who knows? 

The next person has a story about 'the one that got away'. 

[WritesNaughtyStories]

Guilty. I've actually told it - or part of it. A while back there was an accusation that I replied to with something about opting out of anal with a girl, because my own ass was still kind of sore from a rough night with a john. There;s some fucked up there, sure. But, I never really explained to her what the issue was - I think, looking back on it, she'd have been at least okay with the trick and probably more than okay, but I just didn't want to either fuck her in the ass or deal with it, I just kinda said, "Nah, I'm good." But, we kind of drifted apart afterwards - we had been close, but I don't think she felt seen or appreciated. I ran into her years later and there was nothing of the excitement that had run for several years.

Next poster is a good communicator.

[Corinthi]

Not guilty. I’m working on it, but I’m often caught up in my own head and put off talks I’m not enthused about having

I am a flawed soul. 
 

The next poster has had a mortifying autocorrect mishap based on the vocabulary they’ve trained their device to use. 

[WickedCadrach]

Not Guilty. I usually win my fights with autocorrect, though I still have embarrassing errors pop in on emails and manuscripts. I tend to type too fast and furious. I once submitted a manuscript where our intrepid heroine—a tenacious, overqualified, and emotionally damaged sheriff—was struggling over her feelings for her blue-eyed, golden-retriever of a deputy: (paraphrasing from memory): "Their relationship only complicated this. Whatever they were off hours, he was still her deputy." Only I didn't write 'deputy'. I wrote 'daddy'.

The next person has vetoed a pet name a partner tried to give them. 

[IsabellaRose]

Not guilty. I wish I had, but I let him call me his "little bunny" for way too long.

 

The next person has a hard time trying to come up with fond memories of a particular ex.

[WritesNaughtyStories]

Not guilty. Even my ex-wife, who made the divorce and shared custody of the kids miserable afterwards, I remember how hot she looked in that pink tennis dress, finding our cats, trips to Vegas and Mexico.

Next poster made a terrible choice, that by all measures should have ended in disaster, but ended up being hugely pleasant and successful.

 

[IsabellaRose]

Guilty, I guess? My life? lol 

I definitely made a series of terrible, terrible decisions that probably should have led to an early grave or possibly something worse, but here I am, successful in my career, financially stable, and in a happy relationship, even though everything leading up to this says I should not be here. So yeah. Guilty ten thousand times over.

 

If the next person could stand next to themselves from 10 or more years ago, the two would be virtually unrecognizable as the same person.

[LEROZERO]

Not guilty. I pride myself on my unwavering dedication to stuff I love, therefore the only thing that'd change is appearance.

Next person has vandalized a house or business before.

[Minorikawa]

Not guilty. I'm such a goody two-shoes that, once upon a time ago, when I realized I walked out of a store with a pencil I didn't pay for, I had a moral panic attack and ran right back to return it, apologizing profusely.

The next poster has one city on their bucket list they want to visit, but have yet to have the opportunity to do so.

[WritesNaughtyStories]

Guilty-ish. I have been to Bangkok but the stay was brief and proscriptive. I would like to go back and wander between Muay Thai events, eat street food, find little restaurants to point at things in menus I can't read and check out a Thai TV fanmeet.

Next poster suspects I'm concealing sex tourism in that confession.