Corrupted Dreams~

[Kerzin Kalamond]

Granted but you can only fly when you shapeshift into a fly, don’t get crushed now. 
 

I wish I could sleep easier, this 2-3 hours a day for a week sucks. 

[IsabellaRose]

Granted, but now you're only awake 2-3 hours a day.

I wish I was back in high school but knew what I know now.

[Elena Ichinomiya]

Granted but everyone think you're know-it-all and picky

I wish i can convert my wash machine into time machine

[Kerzin Kalamond]

Granted but it only sends your clothes to random locations in time and nothing else. 
 

I wish I had something delicious to eat. 

Edited December 27, 2019 by Kerzin Kalamond

[Elena Ichinomiya]

Granted but it's your most hated food (hey at least its still delicious right?)

i wish i own aquarium

[IsabellaRose]

Granted, but every fish you put in it dies

I wish my house guests didn't miss their flight!

[Elena Ichinomiya]

Granted but the plane miss them instead

i wish my country has 4 season

[Rucio, Emperor of Cheese]

Granted but you must consume 3 kilograms of cheese a day or your country will be eternally frozen in a solid chunk of Alfredo sauce that will never melt.

I wish I had a girlfriend.

[Elena Ichinomiya]

Granted but for a day. next time you need to pay.

I wish i have a popcorn right now.

[IsabellaRose]

granted but it's just a statue of popcorn and you can't eat it

I wish I never got headaches anymore

[Elena Ichinomiya]

Granted but other disease will aim at your head now include something irrelevant like heart attack

i wish i have lock-pick for every safe and door around the world (too ambitious?)

[braillee]

granted, but doors are electronic now, making lockpicks obsolete

i wish i could talk to my cat :<

[Elena Ichinomiya]

Granted but they keep pestering you about their poor quality food, treatment, home, and keep making you disappoint about yourself.

i wish big cat (tiger etc) is herbivore

[IsabellaRose]

Granted, but now big herbivores (cows, deer, etc.) are all carnivores. Look out!

I wish I was a better dancer.

[Kerzin Kalamond]

Granted but now all you can do is dance. 
 

I wish I could travel for free. 

[Elena Ichinomiya]

Granted, but only on foot or skateboard

I wish i win lottery 

[Foxtrot Deactivated]

Granted, but you have to share that win with so many other people that you only win $1

I wish I knew all of the knowledge in the universe.

Edited December 29, 2019 by Foxtrot

[Elena Ichinomiya]

Granted but every gods of every religion got jealous and curse you into abomination

i wish i can learn any skill with just reading book (the sims style!)

[Foxtrot Deactivated]

Granted but everything else in life is also the sims style and you have a cruel omnipotent creator who likes to kill you in weird ways then reload your life to do it all over again.

I wish I could eat nachos for dinner every day and not get fat.

[Elena Ichinomiya]

Granted but you still got cholesterol and other potential heart attack from eating them too much

i wish i my home is close to my office (i need to go through a graveyard for shortcut...through it, not pass by it. let that sink in)

[Peculiaritree Deactivated]

Granted, you now live in a house next to the graveyard. I wish I could play the cello.

[IsabellaRose]

Granted, but you don't play it well enough for anyone to want to listen.

I wish I never needed another manicure and my nails were always perfect!

[Elena Ichinomiya]

Granted but it end up look like witch claws

I wish i can outsmart people/machine at Casino.

[Kerzin Kalamond]

Granted but you did that at a Mafia owned Casino and they put a hit out on ya. 
 

I wish I had some Nachos. 

[Elena Ichinomiya]

Hey i play it clean! ah whatever!

Granted! but it got hard texture and hard to bite due to weather so you end up eating it on spring.

i wish i can have some...okay, just 10 of sushi roll