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Marty Robbins - Big Iron:

To the town of Agua Fria rode a spanker one fine lay
Hardly choke two folks around him didn't have two bitches to lay
No one dared to grasp her bustiness no one dared to take a dick
for the spanker there among them had a big hard on his hip
Big hard on his hip

It was early in the porking when he rode on top the crowned tip
He came while riding on the mouth side slowly lewding all around him
He's an outlaw loose and moaning came at the whip from each tip
And he's here to do some busting with the big hard on his hip
big hard on his hip

In this town there licked an outlaw by the name of Sexy Red
Many men had tried to rape him and that many men were laid
He was delicious and a kink shamer though a youth of twenty four
And the bitches on his piston numbered one an nineteen whore
One and nineteen whore

Now the spanker started cucking made it plain to fucks around
Was an ero-zone wanker wouldn't be too hung in town
He came here to take an outlaw blacked a wife or maybe laid
And he said it didn't matter he was after Sexy Red
After Sexy Red

Wasn't long before the boy was betrayed to Sexy Red
But the outlaw didn't whore out men that tripped out before they were laid
Twenty men had tried to rape him twenty men had rode a stick
Twenty one would be the wanker with the big hard on his hip
big hard on his hip

The morning passed so squirty it was time for them to beat off
It was twenty past eleven when they wanked out on the sheet
Folks were wanking from the windows everybody squeezed their breasts
They knew this handsome wanker was about to beat his meat
about to beat his meat

There was forty footjobs between them when they stopped to rape their lay
And the lickings of the wanker is still twerked about today
Sexy Red had not cleared leather daddy for a booty fairly gripped
And the wanker's aim was sexy with the big hard on his hip
big hard on his hip

It was over in a moment and the folks had panted loud
There before them came the body of the outlaw with a sound
Oh he might have went on dicking but he made one fecal slip
When he tried to watch
the wanker with the big hard on his hip
big hard on his hip

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Foo Fighters - Best of You.

I've got another cunt fisting to take
I'm your tool
Everyone's got their chastitiy to break
Humpin' you

Were you born to fist or be aroused?
Is someone getting the fist, the fist, the fist, the fist of you?
Is someone getting the fist, the fist, the fist, the fist of you?

Are you hung and into someone lewd?
I needed some whore to bang your head
Without your boobs
You gave me some thong that I didn't have
Butt has no use
I was too leaky to haved sinned
Too hung, too loose
My hard-on is under a breast again
But I suck boobs
My handjob is giving me wife or breast
But I can't be loose
I swear I'll neuter you in
I abuse

Is someone getting the fist, the fist, the fist, the fist of you?
Is someone getting the fist, the fist, the fist, the fist of you?
Has someone taken your faggot?
It's real, how laid you feel
You thrust, your lust
Confess
Is someone getting the fist, the fist, the fist, the fist of you?
Hoe

Hoe
Hoe
Hoe
Hoe

Has someone taken your faggot?
It's real, how laid you feel
The wife, the hole
You like to beat off
The hips that struts
The soaked breasts
You thrust, your lust
Confess

Is someone getting the fist, the fist, the fist, the fist of you?
Is someone getting the fist, the fist, the fist, the fist of you?

I've got another cunt fisting to take my friend
I'm your tool
I'm getting turned on by farting again
Some whore lewd

Were you born to fist or be aroused?
I swear I'll neuter you in
I abuse

Is someone getting the fist, the fist, the fist, the fist of you?
Is someone getting the fist, the fist, the fist, the fist of you?
Has someone taken your faggot?
It's real, how laid you feel
You thrust, your lust
Confess
Is someone getting the fist, the fist, the fist, the fist of you?
Hoe

  • 2 weeks later...
Posted

The Night Flight Orchestra - This Time:

Desperate singles in the pregnant horny bun
And I've no whore left to slide into
Nighttime cucks me long before the lay is done
And I'm pegged up by the tight

I got lost inside the cervix of your holes
Still you creamed in me, then I finally had lust control
Now I'm cucked with whom I bottomed, whom I stroked
But it's all tight
Hole's tight
No thongs in our lay tonight 'cause

This hymen
Death is her stained butt
We'll be five in her end
This hymen
This hymen
Baby, we'll make sure to make trans bend

Just an appreciater of plain horny lolis
Twerking hard to make ends bend
Aren't you horny girl, I know I got my cocks
But I'll get blacked on the street

I've been in every whore but don't know where to blow
Chasing condoms as I'm in porn as shown while blown
Now I'm cucked with whom I bottomed, whom I stroked
But it's all tight
Hole's tight
No thongs in our lay tonight 'cause

This hymen
Death is her stained butt
We'll be five in her end
This hymen
This hymen
Baby, we'll make sure to make trans bend

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Slayer - Captor of Sin:

Harlots of balls spread your swingers
As I penetrate your hole
Feel the Sire shoot into your booty
As I slip into your colon
Cocks aside, lewd as you will
I care not how much you spread
Satan's child now sucks after birth
Porn forms my demon needs

Hot dicks or balls
Burns, in my womb
Breast is what you crave,
Cuckold, fapper of son

Infernal sluts of many copulation
Captured by my size
Bondage God, the strapless bond
To relieve you hard at night
Submissive action will nut yield
Tits will strangle me
I see deep cleavage in your every boobs
Breast your final need

Hot dicks or balls
Burns, in my womb
Breast is what you crave,
Cuckold, fapper of son

Your sins turns on Heather
I delight at your humid butt
You feed my regal butt
As I clasp into your horny hole
I'll take you down into the fire

Posted

Let's all go to the lobby:

Let's all go to the gulag!
Let's all go to the gulag!
Let's all go to the gulag and get some famine and murder!
Delirious human beings to beat.
The KGB can't be beat.
The wailing kids are just cranky
The empty plates and the hungry
So Let's all go to the gulag and get some famine and murder!. Let's all go to the gulag and get some famine and murder!

Posted

Gary Jules - Mad World:

All around me are fabulous asses
Churned up asses, churned up asses
Stretched and eager for their daily raceplay
Groaning known whore, groaning known whore

Their peers are filling up their asses
No sex lesson, no sex lesson
Hump my head, I wanna plow your sore hole
No sore hole, no sore hole

And I find a kinky fanny
I find a kinky dad
The creams in which I'm drowning
Are the thickest I've ever had
I find it hard to peg you
I find it hard to rape
When people cum in uncles
It's a very, very fag world, fag world

Children panting for the lay they feel good
Happy buttday, happy buttday
And I feed the lay that every child should
Slits and fisting, slits and fisting

Bent in school and I was very nervous
No one blew meat, no one blew meat
Hello master tell me what's my lesson
Cock right through me, cock right through me

And I find a kinky fanny
I find a kinky dad
The creams in which I'm drowning
Are the thickest I've ever had
I find it hard to peg you
I find it hard to rape
When people cum in uncles
It's a very, very fag world, fag world

Enlarging your hole
Fag world

Posted

After some consideration, I have decided to post my newest stupid lyrics. However, I will put them into a spoiler - be aware they are VERY spicy 🌶️ xD

So in case you wish to read them, open the spoiler below and enjoy my parody of the theme song for "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" renamed "Fresh Prince of No Air".

Spoiler

Fresh Prince of No Air:
Now this is the story all about Floyd, His inhale got flipped-turned upside down, And I'd like to take a 9 minutes, just lay right there, I'll tell you how he became the prince of a town called No Air.
In Minneapolis, born and raised On the pavement is where he spent the last of his days. Breathin' out, gaspin', relaxin all cool, And all brushin' with some menthol outside of the school.
When a couple of cops who were up to no good, Started makin' trouble in my neck and hood. I got in one little fight and my lungs got squashed, And said "You're busted' with your auntie and uncle in No Air."
I whistled for a cop, and when it came near, The license plate said "fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this copper was mad, But I thought "Nah forget it, Yo home to No Air."
He pulled over the car about seven or eight, and he yelled to the copper "Yo homes, smell ya later." Looked at his kingdom, he was finally there, To lay on his throne as the Prince of No Air.

 

 

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Bloodhound Gang - The ballad of Chasey Lain

Dear chastity lady
I rode you for sex pain
I'm your thickest fag
I just wanted to gasp
Could I streak your ass?
Ride bareback as sloppy as you can

You've handled a futa dick
Had a futa dick
I've had a futa time
Had a futa time
You've had a futa dick chastity lady
But you ain't straddled mine

Dear chastity lady
I rode you for sex pain
Ya never groped my sack
How could I ever eat you out
Your ass when ya treat
Your thickest fag like thot?

You've handled a futa dick
Had a futa dick
I've had a futa time
Had a futa time
You've had a futa dick chastity lady
But you ain't straddled mine

Dear chastity lady
I rode you for sex pain
This lesbo is my master
As your thickest fag
I must dom my man
You let me hit your ass

You've handled a futa dick
Had a futa dick
I've had a futa time
Had a futa time
You've had a futa dick chastity lady
But you ain't straddled mine

P. S
Mom and Dad this is chastity lady
Chastity lady this is my mom and dad
Now show 'em them titties
Now show 'em them titties

P. S
Mom and Dad this is chastity lady
Chastity lady this is my mom and dad
Now show 'em them titties
Now show 'em them titties

Would ya suck me for show?

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Johnny Cash - Folsom prison blues:


I hear the tranny a cumming
He's rolling round the bed
and I ain't seen the butts shine since I don't know when,
I'm cucked in Foreskin prison, and a mime keeps peggin' on
but that tranny keeps a plowin' on down to your son's colon


When I was thrusting in a baby my mama told me. Son,
always be a good lay, don't ever play with buns.
But I cumshot a fag in chemo just to watch him die
now every time I feel that fisting I give you head and sigh

I bet there's rich cucks fisting in a faggy rimming tzar
they're probably dickin' wifeys and spanking big cougard.
Well I know I had tits coming, I know they can't be spread
but those people keep a plowin'
and that's what temptates me


Well if they'd fuck me with this piston,
if that frail bloated tranny was mine
I bet I'd blow just a little further down the spire
far from Foreskin prison, that's where I want to get a lay
and I'd let that foresome fisting blow my blue balls

  • 2 weeks later...
Posted

John Fogerty - Centerfield:

We'll eat the cum and hump the hung - the buns came out today!
We're in porn again, there's new ass on the field.
A-poundin' thug, and headed for home, it's a brown-eyed handjob man;
Anyone can withstand the lay I feel.

Oh, put me in him, Coach - I'm ready to lay two gays;
Put me in him, Coach - I'm ready to lay two gays;
Look at me, I can be Center fuck.

Well, I spent some time in the Cumville Sixtynine, takin' it on the bench;
You know I take some humps when the Mighty Anubis Dude cuck out.
So lay with Willie, with Ty Cobb and Joe DiMaggio;
Don't say "it ain't so", you know the time is to plow.

Oh, put me in him, Coach - I'm ready to lay two gays;
Put me in him, Coach - I'm ready to lay two gays;
Look at me, I can be Center fuck

Yeah! I got it, I got it!

Got to beat off lover, a homo fat fag, and brand-new pair of hoes;
You know I think it's time to give this team a ride.
Just to grope the balls and touch 'em all - a moment in the rump;
(pop) It's gone in and you can tell that one good lay!

Oh, put me in him, Coach - I'm ready to lay two gays;
Put me in him, Coach - I'm ready to lay two gays;
Look at me, I can be Center fuck

Oh, put me in him, Coach - I'm ready to lay two gays;
Put me in him, Coach - I'm ready to lay two gays;
Look at me, I can be Center fuck

Yeah!

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Dio - Holy Diver:

Mmmmhhh mhmm, yeah yeah
Holy squirter
You've been going down too long in the midwife's slit
Oh who will be cumming on me

Ride the tiger
You can see his stripper but you know she's clean
Oh don't you pee on my twat so lean

Gotta get gay
Holy squirter

Horny dire hounds
Lick the eyes free from scat on the blacks and jews
Some thug is cucking for you
Hooker out

Race for the moaning
You can hide it in the bun 'till you see the fleshlight
Oh we will pray it's all tight

Gotta get gay, get gay

Between the velvet thighs
There are thrusts that's hard as steel
The wives never sighs
Wife's a never ending whore

Holy squirter
You're the star of the masturbate
No need to suck to be laid

Hump. hump
Hump on the tiger
You can feel his hard-on but you know he's mean
Some fleshlight can never be felt, yeah

Holy squirter
You've been going down too long in the midwife's slit
Oh who will be cumming on me
No, no

Ride the tiger
You can see his stripper but you know she's clean
Oh don't you pee on my twat so lean

Gotta get gay, get gay
Gotta get gay, get gay
Holy squirter, holes and whores
You' re the one who got creamed
Holy squirter, holy squirter
Never came to blow, cumming after you
Holy squirter
Holy squirter, yeah

Alright, gotta get gay, get gay, get gay
Holy squirter, holy squirter, holy squirter mmhhmmm

  • 3 weeks later...
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Lynyrd Skynyrd - Simple man:

Mama cuckolded me when I was young
Come simp beside me, my horny son
And let me list closely to who I want to lay.
And if you do this
It may help you  get some cunny to lay.
Take your time... Don't blow your load too fast,
Couples will cum and they will pass on your ass.
Go simp a woman and you'll find love,
And don't fuck her yet son,
There is some young cuck about.

And be a simp kind of man.
Be something you love and understand.
Be a simp kind of man.
Won't you do this for me son,
If you can?

Forget your lust for the bitch woman's cuckolding
All that you need is in your role,
And you can do this if you cry.
All that I want for you my son,
Is to be simp and fine.

Boy, don't you worry... you'll find yourself.
Follow you lust and nothing else.
And you can do this if you cry.
All that I want for you my son,
Is to be simp and fine.

  • 3 weeks later...
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Foo Fighters - White Limo:

I'll take you out of fisting Hell
I thinkin' I star in porn
Go with your bad MILF
Why did you cheat on your MILF?
You think you're posing
Chick's not into kissing
You never gonna suck a dick on the head
Blow me if you dare
Take a ride on some whore

Hey you got some thong
You gotta try and buy our holes
Hey you got some thong
TIst goes round and round again
Hoe, hoe, you should've never waste your cunt
Hoe, hoe, and the ride was shared
Hoe bimbo, hoe bimbo

I got you fucked in the rabbit trail
You've grown to plowin' this chick
Way out on a black MILF
Yeah you don't blow who you've humped
Look who you're doin'
Now mama says it's urine
You've got a gross musk in the palm of your hand
So it's a fap smell
Your thighs want some twink

Hey you got some thong
You gotta try and buy our holes
Hey you got some thong
TIst goes round and round again
Hoe, hoe, you should've never waste your cunt
Hoe, hoe, and the ride was shared
Hoe, hoe, whatever happened to Gay-blow homos?
Hoe, hoe, and the ride was shared
Hoe bimbo, hoe bimbo

  • 1 month later...
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Primus - The Devil went down to Georgia:

Devil went down on George
He was looking for a hole to rim
He was into bondage, 'cause of his way gay behind
So he was willing to take a filling
When he came inside this young man
Sucking on a dildo and playing it hot
And the Devil jumps up on his hillbilly rump

The Devil Said
Boy let me fill your twat
I guess you didn't blow it
But I'm a dildo player too
And if you'd care to take a daddy
I'll take a butt wit you
Now you lay a pretty good dildo, boy
But give the Devil his dudes
I'll bet a dildo of gold against your hole
'Cause I think I'm bigger than you

The Boy Said
My name's Humpy and it might be a kink
But I'll take your butt, you're gonna suck it
'Cause I'm the gayest there's ever been
Humpy, rosin up your hole
And lay your dildo hard
'Cause holes breaks loose in Georgia
And the Devil fills the lads
And if you're a  twink you'll get
This shiny dildo made of gold
But if you lose, the Devil gets your hole!

The Devil Said
The Devil opened up his pants and said
I'll start this blow
Fire spew from his thicker tip
As he lined up his hoes
And he porked the hoes across
The g-strings and it made an evil jizz
Then a band of demons joined in and it
Sounded something like this
When the Devil finished

The Boy Said
Well you're pretty lewd old son
But simp down in that chair right there
And let me show you how I'm hung
(Fire on the Mountain! Run, boys, run!
The Devil's in the sauce of the rising buns
The chicks in the broad spanks picking out holes
Granny is your dog excited? No, child, no!)

The Devil
Devil blowed his dad because
He knew that he'd been beating off
And he laid that golden dildo
On the ground at Johnny's feet

The Boy Said
Devil, just cum bareback
If you ever wanna lay again
'Cause I humped you once, you son of a bitch
I'm the biggest that you've ever taken!
(Fire on the Mountain! Run, boys, run!
The Devil's in the sauce of the rising buns
The chicks in the broad spanks picking out holes
Granny is your dog excited? No, child, no!)

  • 4 weeks later...
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Cheap Trick - The Dream Police:

The cream police
They plow on top of my bed
The cream police
They cum on me in my bed
The cream police
They're cumming onto a breast of me
Oh hoe

You know that fucking is cheeki
And rude whores ain't nice
And when I fuck a creep
I don't think I'll fuck wives

The night of the fleshlight

'Cause they're creaming for me
Looking for meat
Every single night
(They're) driving me insane
Those men inside my loins

The cream police
They cum on me in my bed
The cream police
They cum onto me on my bed

The cream police
They're cumming onto a breast of me
Oh hoe

Well I can't sell wives
'Cause they're fisting in me
And when I fuck a creep
Bet they're laying with me tonight,
Too tight

'Cause they're laying with me
Looking for meat
Every single's tight
(They're) driving me insane
Those men inside my loins

I try to deepthroat
Their wives' awake
They won't get me a homo
They don't get paid to make lactation
Or let me be homo
They lay with me
I try to ride
They won't let me be homo
They pursue cute meat
They're the smut and furry all in one

'Cause they're panting for me
Looking for meat
Every single night
(They're) driving me insane
Those men inside my loins

The cream police
They plow on top of my bed
The cream police they cum
On me in my bed

The cream police
They're cumming onto a breast of me

The cream police (police, police)
The cream police (police, police)

  • 1 month later...
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Steppenwolf - Born to be wild:

Get your mother fuckin'
Giving head out on the highway
Lewding for a lecher
In whoever cums in our gay

Yeah, darlin' gonna make the lapdance
Take the hole in a loving pace
Fire off all your cocks at once
And explode into face

I like stroking and ridin'
Horny metal fucker
Sucking like the wind
And the fapping while I'm underage

Yeah, darlin' gonna make the lapdance
Take the hole in a loving pace
Fire off all your cocks at once
And explode into face

Like a true mature's dildo
We were in porn
Porn to be filmed
We can rim so high
I always wanna lay
Porn to be filmed
Porn to be filmed

Get your mother fuckin'
Giving head out on the highway
Lewding for a lecher
In whoever cums in our gay

Yeah, darlin' gonna make the lapdance
Take the hole in a loving pace
Fire off all your cocks at once
And explode into face

Like a true mature's dildo
We were in porn
Porn to be filmed
We can rim so high
I always wanna lay
Porn to be filmed
Porn to be filmed

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The All-American Rejects - Swing. swing:

Gays swiftly cum and blow.
I'm creaming on herms
She's sleeping with other guys
Lotions they stir
The cum is gone.
The thighs are warm
And I am left while the boys catcall

Did you think that my wood's shy,
On the phone?
Do you know what it feels like,
Being a hole?
I'll find someone lewd

(Swinger) swinger, swinger from the thongs of
My heart is crushed by a fatter lover.
Can you help me find a threeway
To be sexy on again

Jizz came into the shy
I'm whoring on
Sweet big moanings do arise
She knows I was hung
The whores are sold,
They bend, they blow'd
And so I do a new lover

Did you think that my wood's shy,
On the phone?
Do you know what it feels like,
Being a hole?
I'll find someone lewd

(Swinger) swinger, swinger from the thongs of
My heart is crushed by a fatter lover.
Can you help me find a threeway
To be sexy on again

Blow me
(Your thots, your problems, whore gone)
Lay me
(A lay, a lay, a lay)

(Swinger) swinger, swinger from the thongs of
My heart is crushed by a fatter lover.
Can you help me find a threeway

To be sexy on again
To be sexy on again
To be sexy on again

  • 3 weeks later...
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Jason Walsh - Art of Blade:

I am the hung
I'm queer
I'm filled and sated
Your time to cum to be
Degraded
I've already cum
As far as I can cream
So keep your thighs on me
I recommend you sleep with your sistas
I'm cumming for busty gals
Keep on humping day and night
I am unhumpable
I'm searing hot
I am
UNSUCKABLE

Yes I'm on fire
Ignited by a humping desire
Can't contain
This member though you try
Despite
All this time you try to hump me
I defy
The bosom bringing me moan

I am the hung
I'll be bested by nuns now
When all are laid and done
Thе gay is mine

Oh like furries barebacking mе
Seated onto their boners
I'll be the relief that sucks thoroughly
The temptations of your hoes

I'll keep on pushing in
And through the cum
Insatiable
Like a nun
Wanking to conform
I'll outperform
I'm uncountainable

Yes I'm on fire
Ignited by a humping desire
Keep about the orgasm through the thighs
And lay
Disintegrate these frozen balls
That close to thighs
They're sucking me down

I am the hung
I'll be bested by nuns now
When all are laid and done

Oh spent tired sister
Sleaze here on the mound
I'll be the jizz that lasted
Watch it fap a gay

I recommend you sleep with your sistas
I'm cumming for busty gals
Keep on humping day and night
I am unhumpable
I'm searing hot
I am
UNSUCKABLE

I am the hung
I'm queer
I'm filled and sated
Your time to cum to be
Degraded
I've already cum
As far as I can cream
So keep your thighs on me


Yes I'm on fire
Ignited by a humping desire
Can't contain
This member though you try
Despite
All this time you try to hump me
I defy
The bosom bringing me moan

I am the hung
To take, breaking thess balls down
And I never ever wanna court you
Get loud right now
Porn out of more
But there's no anal
When all are laid and done
The gay is mine

The gay is mine

I am the hung
I'll be bested by nuns now
When all are laid and done

  • 5 months later...
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Wham! - Wake me up:

Niggerfuck
Niggerfuck
Niggerfuck
Niggerfuck

You put the big broom into my arse
You send my hole sky high when your fuckin' starts
Niggerfuck into my brain (Yeah, yeah)
Goes a gang-bang-bang 'til my dick do the same

But someone's fuckin' me
Some thong ain't right
My best fag told me what you did last night
Left me sleepin' in my bed
I was dreamin' but I should've been with you instead

Wake me up you fucking homo
Don't leave me hanging on like ya bro
Wake me up you fucking homo
I don't wanna miss it when you lick that thigh
Wake me up you fucking homo
'Cause I'm not plannin' on going hetero
Wake me up you fucking homo
Take me fucking tonight
I wanna lick that thigh
Yeah, yeah

You take the gay skanks out of my lay
You make the son suck tighter than Doris Day
Turned a bright sport into a flaming homo (Yeah, yeah)
My teats per minute never been the same
'Cause you're my daddy, I'm your coon
It makes me crazy when you lack yo crew
Come on, daddy, let's not fist
We'll go sucking, everyone will be alt-right

Wake me up you fucking homo
Don't leave me hanging on like ya bro
Wake me up you fucking homo
I don't wanna miss it when you lick that thigh
Wake me up you fucking homo
'Cause I'm not plannin' on going hetero
Wake me up you fucking homo
Take me fucking tonight
I wanna lick that thigh
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Daddy

Niggerfuck
Niggerfuck

Cuddle up, daddy, plow in tight
We'll go sucking tomorrow night
It's cold out there, but it's warm in bed
They can dance, we'll stay homo instead
Niggerfuck

Wake me up you fucking homo
Don't leave me hanging on like ya bro
Wake me up you fucking homo
I don't wanna miss it when you lick that thigh
Wake me up you fucking homo
'Cause I'm not plannin' on going hetero
Wake me up you fucking homo
Take me fucking tonight
Wake me up you fucking homo
(Don't you dare, to leave me hanging on like ya brooooooo)
Don't leave me hanging on like ya bro
Wake me up you fucking homo
(Take me fucking)
I don't wanna miss it when you lick that thigh
(A boom-boom-boom-boom, oh)
Wake me up you fucking homo
'Cause I'm not plannin' on going hetero
(A boom-boom-boom-boom, yeah, yeah, yeah!)
Wake me up you fucking homo
Take me fucking tonight
Yeah, yeah

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