Scenes We'd Like To See

[Neptune]

(In a ward, filled with Coma patients)

"STEVE! You can't have sex with the patients!"

[Warlock]

(In the same coma ward)

Steve, I told you it wouldn't work, Now the woman is all messy... I'm sure the family will clean it up.

[SMFoxy]

(Sexual Health Clinic)

"STEVE?! Fucking SERIOUSLY?! You CANNOT have sex with the patients!"

Edited August 19, 2015 by SMFoxy

[Neptune]

(At the Psychologists)

"STEVE! You can't have sex with the patients! For fucks sakes!"

[SMFoxy]

(At a Drug Rehab Centre)

"STEVE! Don't trade the patients drugs for sex!"
Steve - "It's alright, it's just washing detergent."

[Warlock]

At the gynecologist 

"Steve, get out of the patient right now!"

[Neptune]

(At a Sex rehab)

"STEVE! YOU CAN'T HAVE SEX WITH THE PATIENTS! Do you WANT to get admitted here?"

[SMFoxy]

(At a Sperm Donation Clinic)

"Steve! You're supposed to jizz in the pot!"

[Neptune]

(At the Proctologists office)

"STEVE! That is NOT how you inspect the patients!"

[Warlock]

(At the GP)

Steven, could you please remove your parts from my assistent?

[Novaer]

I'm surprised this Steve guy hasn't been fired and barred from the Medical Community, at large... lol

"STEEEEEEVVVVVEEEE! THAT IS NOT A RECTAL THERMOMETER." 

[SMFoxy]

(Biological Research Lab)

"Steve, could you please possibly not ejaculate into the samples?"

At this point anyone still hiring Steve is asking for it/gets what they deserve.

Edited August 19, 2015 by SMFoxy

[Warlock]

(At the drug store)

STEVE! Don't give people your semen under the pretense that its a new drug.

 

Yep they are stupid XD

[SMFoxy]

(Dentists)

"Hello, I'm Doctor Steve. Open wide."

[Warlock]

(At the eye specialist)

Now open those eyes, keep looking forward no matter what happened and read the words in front of you.

[Neptune]

(A motto at Dignitas)

"Dignitas. Do your family a favour."

[SMFoxy]

(In a maternity ward, to the tune of the Maybelline motto.)

Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's Down Syndrome.

[Warlock]

(At the sleep off room... whatever its called)

Geeze, if they wake up make sure to give them more, they complain way to much 

[SMFoxy]

(At the sleep off room... whatever its called)

(Post-op?)

(At a biological research facility)

"Who likes boobs?"
*Everyone raises their hands*
"Good, because I just dropped the Yersinia Pestis sample."

[Warlock]

(I think you are right, but I wouldn't know XD)

 

(At the coma-ward)

Ok, take your pick, if they can't say no they can't say its rape

[Whoreo]

(At the mouge)

Ok, take your pick, if they can't say no they can't say its rape

[SMFoxy]

First Saturday of the month. I'll try to keep it regular from now on, but I might update it more or less often depending on the popularity of a topic.

For this month: Adult Breakfast Cereals*.
*Bonus points for twisting already existing cereals.

To start us off: Crunchy Nut Clusterfuck.

[Warlock]

Cellogs nut-balls - a refreshing start for a day of hard work

[Novaer]

Cheery-Hoe's.

[SMFoxy]

I feel terrible and don't know if it quite counts (even though this is my own game) but...

Rice KKKrispies.