Guilty or Not Guilty

[WritesNaughtyStories]

Not guilty. I've been reliably "mostly straight" for as long as I can remember.

Next poster skis frequently.

[IsabellaRose]

Not guilty. I've skied very few times and got hurt every time. Although I like my cute ski bunny outfit, I don't like it enough to try skiing again.

 

Next person always feels a day late in finding out about the "next big thing"

[LEROZERO]

Guilty, I am very active on the internet but never care enough to follow the trends...

Next person keeps up with every trend whether it's a dance or an outfit.

[Pixel]

Not guilty. Trends don't mean shit to me, they're all fleeting and I often think they're stupid. I've always just sort of walked to the beat of my own drum and that's how I like it, I feel no desire to impress.

The next poster has eaten a tub of cool whip on it's own in one sitting. And I mean cool whip, not an imitation or another sort of whipped topping.

[IsabellaRose]

Not guilty.

Next person pronounces cool whip differently from those around them...

 

[Pixel]

Not guilty, which is honestly kind odd for me because I will pronounce a lot of shit weird on purpose.

The next poster has balled themselves up under a laundry basket and pretended they're imprisoned 

[WritesNaughtyStories]

Guilty, but not since Jimmy Carter was the governor of Georgia 

Next poster thinks most scented candles don't actually smell like what they're supposed to.

[IsabellaRose]

Very guilty. Some are deliciously scented, but I've never smelled a ocean breeze that fresh, and the pine forest definitely had a hint of something else last time I hiked there.

 

The next person can't stand the sound of plastic packages rustling in a movie theater.

[autisticfemcel]

Guilty. That and plenty of other silly sensory things bother me to no end. Chewing, whispering, certain pencils on paper, I'm a total spaz

The next person feels like they'd be better off having been born in another generation

[Gidgy]

Not guilty. I'm pretty happy in my current generations! And if I went back a ways, I'd either be married to a man, dying in childbirth, or burned at the stake for heresy. So...best to stay where I ams!

The next poster has something that they would also gets burned at the stake for.

Edited Thursday at 03:46 PM by Gidgy

[Reasoned]

Just one or can I get burned once for every item on my list? Obviously guilty. Let's start off with heresy, practicing science, and pre marital sex, just to name some mild fucking arounds that never got found out by the inquisition...

The next poster also committed some sort of heresy according to a belief they previously held, then changed.

[autisticfemcel]

Guilty, sort of. I practiced shintoism through my childhood and into my adult life, and there isn't a rulebook, but I was definitely pretty impure. 

Next person has a deep dark secret that most people would be put off them by knowing

[Pixel]

Not guilty. Everyone's made mistakes, everyone's made bad choices and everyone regrets something. I'm honest about my past, and I'd hope people who know me today can tell I'm not who I was yesterday. 

The next poster has swallowed ocean or pool water on purpose 

[KittyB00]

Not guilty. I lived in Hawaii till I was 18 and eicky. 
 

next poster has played Among Us. 

[IsabellaRose]

Guilty, but just a couple times. It's less fun with a bunch of strangers.

 

The next person had someone walk in on them or see them naked by accident!

[KittyB00]

Guilty so many times god I have stories lol  

next poster has blamed a partner base off of a dream. 

[EmmaCozyPixelz]

Guilty! IT WAS  A PET PEEVE and I was sleepy still.

Next poster really hates one of their coworkers.

[Pixel]

Not guilty currently but I've been guilty in the past. I don't do well with ego, especially unearned.

The next poster has had a coworker they like but find out that coworker hates them for some reason 

[IsabellaRose]

Guilty. It was a pretty good reason, and apologies didn't make it better. She never liked me again

 

The next person has had a crush on a coworker. 

[WritesNaughtyStories]

Not guilty. There are a few who are attractive, I suppose, but none I have any interest in.

Next poster has more than one coworker they'd love to see get punched.

[KittyB00]

Guilty god guilty. So the place I work at works in two different divisions. The store front and Greenhouse. Most females work in the store front most males work greenhouse. Sometimes during winter months some of us girls go greenhouse to keep busy and prepare for summer months. Anyways a guy use to work there and he was like super freakin creepy. He’d walk into the girls locker room, followed us around, send dms through the work app (asking for nudes then blaming the girls for saying no saying how hot girls never give ugly guys a chance.) the issue with that is dude wasn’t even ugly he was actually pretty cute, but was really freakin creepy. 
 

next poster like to over explain stuff like me

[InumakiBaby]

Guilty. I don't know if it's an ADHD thing or just something I learned to do early on because I felt people don't understand me, or both.

Next poster occasionally skips a day when it comes to showering.

[IsabellaRose]

Guilty on a lazy, cold weekend when I'm just in big loose hoodies and flannel and under many blankets with cocoa and books just staying warm. Sadly, lazy weekends are few and far between.

 

The next person wear pajamas or some other clothing item to bed that is specifically for sleeping in.

[AmberBi]

Not guilty, I wear nothing in bed.

The next person does watch TV in bed as a way to fall asleep. 

[InumakiBaby]

F.ck. Guilty. It's not really TV but I think it counts because I watch/listen to youtube videos.

Next poster has a secret life they keep hidden from their family and friends.